>doesn't need to eat, only needs water and sunlight >doesn't have time for meaningless senses such as seeing and hearing, they only care to fulfill their primitive desires >are aesthetic as fuck with bright colors >h*mans literally buy them and look after them, making them on top of the food chain >literally gets free gains by nothing all day >are everywhere, have always been everywhere and will always be everywhere >some can poison retards that try to eat them
Well Jow Forums? Explain to me how plants are not the most chad thing to ever exist
Never thought i'd meet another plant pill expert in the wild personally i believe that whites are approximately 16% more plant then other races which causes us to absorb about twice as much vitamin d, though i havet managed to capture any "subjects" for experimentation yet
Nathan Rivera
fuck off gaia faggot
Jason Roberts
spare the bravado you dull minded candid creature.
Leo Green
hope that English degree paid off you gay barista-nigger
Carson Gomez
Maybe you should fill your brain with facts rather then cum you degenerate ape, plants are the superior race and your just mad because you cant use the sun for nutrients.
Imagine for a moment how alpha you need to be to literally TAKE energy from the biggest thing around and have it be unable to stop you, its like fucking a man and his wife while the spirit of the ancestors watch in horror, that is how alpha plants are.
Logan Collins
You can use the sun for nutrients, some guy in India did it.
Aiden Ramirez
i dont have an english degree, im just not a sub 70iq brainlet like you, fucking degenerate.
then why don't you do it then?
Jonathan Clark
literally the only big thing that energized you plant cucks was your dad and uncles' dicks when you were 10.
Matthew Peterson
if plants are so alpha, then why does all my plants keep dying?
Ryan Smith
Of course, but he took the plant pill and there for unlock photosynthesis
Isaac Jones
because it doesn't wanna live with you because you're a massive faggot
Landon Reed
Because of the plant pill i no longer have family only the origin plant of Yggdrasil
Dominic Stewart
>then why don't you do it then? It takes years of meditation practice. I would if I didn't have to work. Meditation is the only thing in the world that can make you happy anyway, it's worth it to abandon everything.
Aaron Richardson
imagine being such a beta species that you literally have to train to be able to absorb nutrients from the sun. thanks for proving my point incel
Ryan Peterson
>projecting this hard
Jayden Stewart
Sorry that you're a member of that beta species.
Elijah Rodriguez
You forgot they literally ejaculate into the air and it gets all over you and into your noses and homes to fertilize a qt flower pussy miles away.
Andrew Stewart
It really is tragic. I'm going to do everything in my power to become more plant-like over time.
Carter Wood
excellent point, my plantpilled friend. no other species can possibly compete.
Hunter Price
Forgetting fly traps and pitcher plants, how can you be so stupid as to not realize that without utilizing photosynthesis you are missing out on LIMITLESS ENERGY
Cameron Butler
Based and plantpilled
Nathaniel Campbell
well whatever, you got Yggdradrilled by Yggdrasil repeatedly. now you're a plant brained weirdo
Jaxon Williams
>being this bluepilled maybe you should hang yourself from yggdrasil like odin did, you absolute disgrace.
Based plants confirmed chad as fuck. Thank you op for plant pilling me.
Jose Anderson
>Implying that i don't want to be drilled by Yggdrasil
Eli Butler
You know i used to think exactly the same thing But then I learned about fungi let me tell you, plants and trees a like a little baby to these bad boys
Is it me, or are plants literal welfare faggots? At least fungi actually contribute to society instead of JUST leeching nutrients
Ian Myers
Plants don't get welfare, that implies that the sun has a choice, by your definition Genghis Khan was also a welfare faggot for conquering china. Plants take. Alpha's Take. Therefore plants are alpha
Carson Edwards
>emits phermones so powerful that juicy bugbabes come crawling straight into his mouth chad af
Daniel Wilson
Hey man, i'm not going to shit on fungi here, because as of recently I have grown to respect them immensely. But it is really necessary to call plants literal welfare faggots? Firstly going on welfare is a chad act in and of itself. Literally can do nothing all day but reproduce. Secondly there has not been a single gay plant, so calling them faggots doesn't make any sense. Reevaluate your stance, sir.
Tyler Perry
now that you phrase it that way, they are quite chad. I wonder what the most beta plant is? Cacti maybe? They are unaesthetic dyels of the plant world imo. Literally nobody wants to touch them so they are incels too.
Samuel Gomez
Poison Ivy is the nigger of the plant world
Oliver Torres
cacti dont give a fuck they dont need or want contact to spread across the most barren and hellish of landscapes and not only survive but thrive as they engorge themselves with water during the rain season, they BULK harder than any plant in existence and are the coloquial bloatlords of the plant world.
you can't seriously think bloatlords are beta. maybe the way you think is just beta? cant even recognize a chad right in front of you
Plants literally provide oxygen to the atmosphere. Holy fuck I cant believe the retardation in this thread.
Tyler Sullivan
it's fucking amazing that the absolute smallest, wimpiest of all the PLANTCHADS phytoplankton are responsible for a large majority of all our oxygen. we are all literally breathing these chad's shit all day every day.
Charles Johnson
post cactus
Ian Collins
fair-skinned people of European descent are nearly six times more efficient at making Vitamin D from UVB rays than those living near the equator.
Julian Garcia
>Inhaling braps all day to live Imagine.
Blake Hall
Skin color has nothing to do with it. In dark-skinned people, eumelanin is dominant and acts as a natural sunscreen; fairer-skinned individuals have much more pheomelanin. Pheomelanin is much more efficient at producing vitamin d, therefore whites are more than like plants then blacks, making whites more alpha. Its simple science really.
