/r9gay/ - #526

>going outside
Again, no thank you. I want an inside bf.

Please stay safe, absolutely hammered user.

we know you're drunk because you forgot that different people will have different experiences.
i can't even drink anyway.

I'd rather be holding his paw.

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>Love someone
>They don't love you
>Someone loves you
>You don't love them

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>>I'm ABSOLUTELY twlfuckong gammered absolutely to to a chimney gay bar please is so much goddamn film I guarantee you all will have an amazing time
Fuck off you retarded normalfag.

Here's exactly how it'll go user

>walk into gay bar
>instantly become a wallflower, getting hit on by the occasional scary gay man who very obviously just wants to fuck.
>leave

I doubt it'll be that great. At least you're having fun though.

>love someone
>they love you back
>you fuck up because you're a neurotic autist
>end up alone again

How did you mess up that bad

>tfw no gay bars even near me, only white trash and redneck dive joints.

not that I'd ever set foot in a bar, gay or not, anyway.

god, furries always disgust me

I think I don't deserve that happiness and do terrible shit that ends hurting my partner

>2018
>Preferring boring human cock to Rex Thunderknot

So do I buy it may liesiurly be the best tiny to haven't happened to me
I've never done this before but reallwo mich goddb run
I am lrelyvam. I'm waking w home now
Thanks h no!! What's won't?
I'm not a normalfags but i Hope he ontrols day
No I met up WTH don't sun people whom I could hang with until I got dunno enough that it was sorry fucking fun

Good I'm fuckton smasged lmaob week lisg me luck getting time 'caise I'm walk jg LOL

cool, can you shut up now?

>i'm drunk, so fanny. watch me misspell words

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If you post your stomach or legs in this thread you will die

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New experiences are good. Try to have a glass of water before you go to sleep so you don't feel too shitty tomorrow, unless you're planning to stay up.

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what about cock and legs?

Rud eel desu
I've had like 5 Waters but I'll have some o just be safe

You'll get acute liver failure in that case

ok pls
I want to die
pls

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You also die, this is a pure thread and thus you shant give into these things. If you must go to soc and never return

>tfw I have a cute Twink I really like who keeps trying to go out with me
>tfw I have a drinking/drug problem and money problems and am doing badly in uni so I need to tell him a ichat keep going out because I need to try and get my shit togheth , but I keep agreeing to go out or hook up with him anyway
I've agreed to go out to the country with him over Christmas. I'm a fucking alcoholic, I'm ding fucking heroin. I can t do this. this is bad for him and I'm only going to let him down. why can't I just end it :(

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>tfw no mustached bf to kiss

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I'd throat that. Fine looking dick.

Wtf I thought I responded to toi, I'm sorry

I hate them too, but once you get some runk enough and find nicer people, it's sorry fucking fun, so fun omfg
I'm all ham
Goddamn drunk LMAO
What a bully I'm adufgon robot who went out to a gay bar for the guest time and bag a lot of fun
Ham you very much, ankn
Are you in the southern ua?
So Fringe rude desk why is it bad to try to go out and have fun with psople? I'm trying to have Tim desu
Om drinking a pooooot of a atwe before I go to bed lole

So many aluts ITT LMAO

Shut the fuck up already you disgusting drunk normie

>tfw r9gay is getting ruined by attention whores and sluts

Can I have my wholesome gay general back please?

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user what have you been drinking tonight
are you having a little night yeah?

Midwest, SW ohio to be precise.

as someone that abandoned this gem before this general ever really took hold
wasn't it always like this

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>drunks responding to the same posts twice just so they can flood the thread
>more selfposting
i guess i could go to sleep early tonight, this thread's gone

Went are u being STFU a Billy, Abob?

Uhhh, I had like 3-5 beers, native 3 shots, a spike of interesting drinks that I bluejay wouldn't have, and a spoile]benzo so.ce i wS suoet anxious about going on the first place/spoiler] Probably some more drinks on top of that of I'm getting honest lmao
I live Ohio! U have famlu there!

at least post feet with socks on them, god what a disgusting fetish

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come on user, this is my second time ever in this general and it's going on 5am
ignore them
keep me company

What was the wholesome r9gay like? Tell me

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I'm not even into feet, just that picture I find insanely hot for some reason
socks are gross though

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i'm not gonna respond to you if you're gonna reply with goblins like that and with false statements like socks are gross

>tfw wake
>tfw have to go to work
>tfw no bf

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Are you saying that guy is ugly?
What is this type of individual a femboy? a twink?

He is right thought, socks are pretty gross.

Hello swedegay!

maybe not ugly, but not right for me. but maybe i do mean ugly. i'm locking it in, he's ugly.
i don't really care about that part honestly

It just feel like it changed, when I came here people would still be sad about not having a bf, but they would also post about their romantic fantasies. About if they had a bf, how they would want him to be or what type of cute shit they would do with him. I liked r9gay cause of that, now a bunch of sluts and attention whores seem to dominate it, and I remember it not always being that way.

socks are gross
I responded with that "goblin" because I figured /r9gay/ liked that type of guys
pre-HRT tranny that used to namefag as trappychan on lgbt

does my postcome under your sluts/attention whores designation?

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Hey! I'm new to this thread, is posting pics of yourself allowed? I just want to post myself and talk with you guys a bit

i would say you were wrong but this guy seemed to be into it

>Hey! I'm new to this thread, is posting pics of yourself allowed?
No, it's not.

>both generals I frequent are being ruined at the moment
I'm extremely angry

You're about to get REEEEE'd at so hard

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i don't even have any video games i can play to distract me for a while.

r9gay was never wholesome. Checking the archives we had found out that way back in 2015 even the earliest r9gay was full of normshits being normalfags. this thread is barely wholesome and thats only due to sheer laziness on part of the fags here. Had any of you some ambition this place would be attentionwhore central
fuck off and stay there

I'd rather ree at you though over that user

if you ree at him i'll ree at you, don't test me

We've got ourselves an old fashioned ree-off I see. Don't go round testing me partner I'll ree at the both of ya

goodnifh /r9gqy/ im so gicking drunk thay I'll RP bablu cringe ar yhia om theonrning, bit it jas been a great night. I love you all undendingly. Goodnigjt qts

Kill yourself like immediately please

I'm sorry I don't speak drunken mong you'll have to repeat that in english.

Why are you sobrude ankn? I've letter never done this before in my life

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You're an annoying attention whore normie

Uhh, I think I was trying to say "goodnight /r9hay/. I'm so fucking drumk they I'll probably cringe over this I'm the morning, but it has been a great night. I live you all undendingly. Go od night qts"
More or less, anyway

>tfw no bf that is between 5'3" and 5'11" tall

>tfw no autistic furry minecraft bf

I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I enjoy getting teonses, bit I don't think I'm necessarily am attentiomwhore

Would you settle for an autistic minecraft bf that likes furry porn art instead of a full fledged furry?

that's a wide range. what for?

yes i'd rather a low key closet furry desu

okay then hello I am your potential furry esque mc autist bf

goodnight user, im glad you had fun. cya tomorrow

Considered "short" without being too short. How tall are you?

hello potential bf, how much of an autist are you

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5'11
>Considered "short" without being too short
and you just tore me up inside

Well I restart everything at the smallest mistake be it construction mods whatever. I am never content with what I do I always build things a certain way and rarely if ever deviate.

Would anybody like a semi-autistic tabletop&vidya furry bf? I come with kung-fu action grip, over 300 prerecorded voicelines, and humerous yet awful taste in music
pic semi related, please no ban its legal on /tg/

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No, I meant the 5'3" and 5'7", I'm sorry, user. 5'11" is a really good height. I just got mixed up. The heights mentioned in the first post are all shorter than I am, which is why I prefer such a height in a bf.

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Just being there to support my crush makes me very happy

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Is that some brand of New Yorker?

This is based and redpilled. This should be in every OP to make footfags leave

>tfw nobody has ever liked me
One of you please fall in love with me right now.

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>Well I restart everything at the smallest mistake be it construction mods whatever.
I can relate to that a lot. Can't say I'm good at building though. You would probably have a brain Aneurysm if you saw my base in factorio

it's what you hear when you wear flip-flops in Central Park

Show me it user you've piqued my interest

>tfw just got a 4k tv and first thing I want to watch is this

Goddamn I've never want to nut on the screen as much as this, shits so real. please come out of the tv screen and marry me McCree

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How do fags not have a bf? Shouldn't getting one be super fucking easy? Literally just go suck a guy's dick and he'll be your bf, hell finding another shy autistic guy would be easy as fuck. There's good reason for guys not being able to get a woman, but none for not getting a guy. Hell more guys have hit on me than women and I'm straight.
Gays can't be robots.

Is pic related user still present? I wanted to talk to you.

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More women have hit on my than guys

Yeah that's me I wasn't sure if I should have replied in that thread or one of these and just went with the safe bet since there are 2 526 threads.