How do i increase the amount i cum?

>TFW Sperm donor at a sperm clinic that rejects 95% of applicants :))))))))))))))))))))))))

JFL at People that can't cum cum

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don't fap for 48h
stay hidrated

I once came 10 mL of cum in a cup. I hadn't masturbated for a week prior to that. That's the secret pretty much.

Water and edging.

wtf do you wanna die? it's healthier to do coke than edgining

Its similiar to why some women want bigger boobs.

I had 65 millions of sperm total, but since i ejaculated over 12ml, i didnt pass the
>15 milion per 1ml
standard. Is there anything i could do to maybe pass next year?

>did i fuck up because i cummed twice?

Reasures me that i might succesfully make a baby one day with some femanon, i wish to become a father one day.

fag here, i have a cum fetish

Explain.

how

Huh. I never considered any of these. Well then I wish you all the big cum.

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By saving up by buying during the downturns and only sell during the crests

i take it as a sign of my husbands health. if he has a lot and it is thick and creamy and tastes good, i am feeding him well and replenishing his energy in between fuckings

You need a cute bf for that first.

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I like the feeling of shooting more. There's a nice flow or shot at climax. You know it was good if the cum landed inside your own bellybutton, oof.

Do sperm clinics pay applicants?

i just like to cum more lol hard to explain actually

>dont fap as much
>drink water

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I heard if you suck off dudes regularly it will increase your test + sperm

Isn't it like the more you wait the bigger your load?

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Those things would be painful coming out.

Sexy pic

Yep. I get $125 twice a week.

it's not exponential and also your jizz will get thicker and less easy to expel. Optimum jizz for fertilizing is the dense stuff since it survives better and more sperm bodies get taken up into the cervix per volume of semen.

Mine shoots onto my chest and neck feels good

what were you condsidering before then?
goddamn lesbians

reaping dem kegel gains?

my gf likes my cum a lot, and one of the factors is the amount of cum. fertility doesn't really matter for now

Because my cock's incredibly sensitive when I bust, so the longer it takes to get it all out the better it fucking feels. I'm sure there's something psychological there as well, but shooting a massive fucking load just feels a thousand times better than nearly nothing coming out.

Zinc
Vitamin e
Fenugreek seed
Don't tap for a few days
Stay hydrated

No, I don't know how to do a kegel

I’ve been complimented by multiple women about the size of my loads

Don’t fap. Drink water. That’s literally it

Serious question

Last week n a gym day, I ate loads and loads of protein. That night before bed I ate 2 big pieces of wild salmon and had a big pile of mixed veggies.. I woke up at 3am hornier than I have ever been in my entire life. It was unreal to the point I actually yelled “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkk”. I wasn’t even touching my dick and it was throbbing like fucking crazy. My heart rate was so tucking high.mit was unreal.

Did my diet that day do this to me?

They compliment you? What kind of whores... they swallow too? Just hook ups?

Zinc dude.

I take 500mg Zinc a day. I believe i am coming down with zinc-induced-copper-defficiency-anemia after googling because i get very sleepy during and after cardio.

I fell asleep while jogging on the treadmill the other day and twisted my ankle when i fell but im doing good now.

But i cum literal buckets so its worth it. Like i fill up a couple shot glasses easy. And on my first cum of the day were talking a big mess.

I cum a fuck ton and its annoying more than anything, has made it annoying the past for exes to give head as they can't swallow

By buying a ton of supplements that are totally not a meme from an industry that is totally honest. Abstaining has nothing to do with it, buy these soya granules. Bonus points if the only reason those supplements are shil-shared is because of some old jpg with no sources and a cartoon character giving a thumbs up.

I don’t let my gf suck me off anymore. Everytime she does it she has this expression of misery on her face, and she visually struggles to swallow. But, she always tells me “it doesn’t taste so bad”. I know she’s lying. So that’s why I don’t even let her put it in her mouth anymore

500? Not 50? That seems excessive...

>500mg zinc a day
>>five hundred milligram zinc
>>>a day
I hope you're joking bro, otherwise you're going to die very very soon

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Been told my cum doesn't taste bad before, just the volume is a problem. Even pulling out on their tits results in a mess though

Do you pre a lot? I have way too much pre-cum. My underwear will be completely soaked before we even take them off. And it keeps draining nonstop the whole time. It’s embarassing tbhh

Not at all, get little to no pre. More just one big load

The taste will change with your diet. Look into pineapples for better results.

Just don't eat shit and was your junk its not hard

Jerk off less. Even once a day will result in a noticeable drop.
Dont fap for just a couple days and you’ll bust a nut fatter than usual.

Every man I've been with that's short has massive loads. Not only that, 5'6-5'10 is the best height range for the domination of social situations.
This is because of the "subtle alpha" aesthetics the shorter man always gives off. The shorter man will always dominate through his "style", his "sleekness" and most usually through his intellectual power. Taller men can not pull this off, so they have to dominate in a much "in your face" and "raw" way.

>embarrassing
I’m 100% sure dripping precum will flatter and turn the girl on more than anything.

Eww user did you pee yourself

Checked satan quads

My gf doesn’t like it

It might be genetic because even when I had a terrible diet and was fat and presumably low T, I could shoot loads at least a few feet and with force.

When we men rub our cocks together, it makes everything 100x more satisfying, it's like a cum fountain

Take a zinc supplement. I remember I took it because it helps with the half life of colds and one of the side effects is you cum more. It's 100% legit.

I've been noticing my loads aren't coming out with a whole lot of force. Even when I abstain for a couple days, they're still usually not very forceful. This only started being a problem recently, and I'm not sure how to rectify it. I have no issue with volume. My dick's 7.5" so I'd thought this could be a factor of just how far it has to travel to get out, but this doesn't seem very likely to me.
what do, Jow Forums?

Lesbian man here. Can I cum in your mouth?

kegels 3x5 sets

do those actually work? i thought it was a chick thing

It's just like how we want big dicks. Grog cum more, grog fuck good.

I have never cummed from head. The closest I ever got to it was 69ing. I don't see how anyone does unless she sucks your dick for an hour without getting so horny that she actually fucks you which has never happened to me.

Honestly I had no idea.

Checked, satanbro.

pretty sure that's a guy

yeah and

Zinc

It feels good.
It looks nice.
Getting complimented on filling a girl's pussy full is the best.

Confirmed. A good twink will want the nut and do their best to get it all out. A woman is just trying to have you finish as quick as possible so they can get back to watching tv.

i've been taking 300-500mg zinc a day for over a month im fine and so is my sperm

i just get a little sleepy during exercise no big deal

user please you're going to die

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Everything goes back to primitive instincts. More cum = more chance of fertilization therefore guys like to cum more and women like more cum.

Also
>Implying lesbians exist

Enjoy your anaemia

do you understand that you will be on the hook to look after the kids fathered with your sperm?
Once they grow up they can legally request your information and get in contact with you you idiot

user, please consider the ramifications of taking doses many times more the upper limit of normal. The fact that you are currently experiencing fatigue is suggestive of zinc toxicity. This is a serious condition. If you insist on taking this dose at least get a blood panel and have your LFTs checked every so often.

>tfw user dies from neutropenia to get bigger cummies

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2407097

nofap/no porn
IF you going to have sex, fap 12 hours or more before, so that you dont cum in 1 minute

I'm not the other user you were talking to, but I've been on 500mg zinc for over a year and I'm still alive. I'm over 35 too so if it was going to kill me it would've done it by now or maybe it's trying but I'm just the sickest cunt!

CUM BUCKETS TILL YOU DIE LADS~!!!

embarrassing

Good. Let them come find me. The more kids I have the more to support me in old age.

>he doesn't have metallic organs
shit genetics, never going to make it

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Id like to have less cum since i like to cum inside the pussy and dont like that it makes my sheets dirty when it drips out

> Feels better
> Has an almost primal dominant effect (why is spanking, tugging the hair, etc... so hot?)

and you do understand that once they grow up you have no legal requirement to care for them?

You need to recycle it to regain the lost nutrients.

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more foreplay/longer sex

>and dont like that it makes my sheets dirty when it drips out
you know you can literally wash them? or put a towel on the bed

is this a recipe for bitch tits or something or for real

Excellent wifing

Lots of exercise
Lots of food
Lots of time outside
Get enough sleep
And I've found that regular sex makes you reload, so to speak, more quickly. Doesn't make your loads bigger though

typical dyke

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Why would you care about something as trivial and meaningless as that in the first place?

>Lesbian here
Tits or gtfo