How's the tinder/bumble grind going for you fellas

Legit bro this is my opener I don't have it installed on my iPad tho

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Post profiles, I'll give critiques.

If not bullshitting, what is your approach? I get maybe 2 matches a week, talk to one, rarely date. I'm fairly good looking, tall, fit, etc. Not great job, still in school, but that is really my only drawback. I cannot figure out why I have no luck. My bio is short and to the point.

Well I had one girl seem real interested, but then she just kind of trailed off.
Dunno, maybe I'm just boring

You're probably just ugly you faggot

Imagine having the self confidence to post your pictures online and expect a girl to be sexually attracted to you

Don't beat around the bush with women, be direct. Don't talk to women for longer than 10 messages before suggesting meeting up. And when you offer a day, make sure it's AT LEAST within a day or two.
And after you two schedule the date, don't text her until you meet up. If you schedule the date two days in advance, make sure to send her a good morning text maximum to let her know you still are interested.

If she flakes without offering to reschedule, unfollow/delete her from social media and unmatch. Don't waste your time chasing girls that aren't interested because there will eventually be one that will be.
If you want an example of being direct, I can post a sample convo I had with a girl I hooked up with last night.

I'm ugly as a motherfucker dude, stop coping.

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>It's another I match with a really cute tranny that's looking for a quick fuck and don't have the balls to message him episode

Ricky, I'm glad to see you haven't commited suicide and are actually doing shit and fucking sluts. Well done, faggot. Trim those eyebrows tho lol.

Thanks fammy. I get my eyebrows trimmed regularly tho :C

nigga met mac, that's nice

Sure, post it, can't hurt.

This, I'm so jealous.

Is it stupidity or delusion that drives non-Chad men to continue using Tinder? Maybe it's just quiet resignation promoting them to mindlessly flick through woman after woman, knowing that even if one were to match with them they would put zero effort into the ensuing conversation and be juggling twenty other candidates.

How do you people do it? I don't know if I should admire or pity you.

It's desperation.

>>tfw you see a little robot become a man.
I'm kinda feeling proud here, my doods.

Here ya go lad, just be direct!

cope

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Literally how did you become one of the most annoying cunts on r9k to a mini chad.

Who else on that 0 match grind

Why not just buy an escort, save yourself the time and effort and get back to doing your thing when you're done?

Because you can get it for free with someone who WANTS to fuck you? Are you retarded.

Eh, too much effort. Too much engagement. I'd rather just throw some money down for a guaranteed nut with an expert and never have to talk to or think about them.

How's tinder in Taiwan?

If that's your thing, go for it my dude.

But I prefer spending $5 over a coffee date than whatever a literal hoe costs.

I've had several girlfriends throughout my life and recently ended a 3 year relationship. I've also made out with several girls at parties or whatever, but it seems like I don't have any luck on Tinder. I literally have 0 matches. I know I'm not handsome, but I was uglier before and I used to get girls back then...

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You can either get some mediocre, unpracticed sex from a 6/10 roastie after putting the moves on her for anywhere from a few hours to a few days or...

You can call up an 8-10/10 escort, show up, put your money down, get a top notch, professional tier fuck and leave with half the investment of time and effort.

I know which one I'd pick.

You get what you pay for, man.

dafuq is bumble

you marketing shill

I feel like you and me want different things. I get off on girls that want me to fuck them.

pretty good only had sex with 2 girls before now i fuck some qts every now and then

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You living under a rock bro?

Sounds like your problem, man. I don't have any of that male ego big bad caveman shit driving me. I fuck because I have to in order to not go insane. If I could go the rest of my life without ever experiencing sexual desire again, I would. Until such a thing becomes possible, however, escorts are a good compromise.

forgot to add i went from 2 to around 40+ in 2 years.

I've heard selfies are a no-go on these sorts of apps, but I only have like 2 selfies of myself and nothing else. What do?

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Did you guys meet up? What happened?

just a nice pic of u taken by someone else

They're not on our level yet. They still long for a woman's affection.
I stopped caring a couple years ago and now spend about $400 - $600 a month on hookers. I realized that I really just wanted to get my nut when I wanted it, so I said fuck humiliating myself online and irl by trying to seduce women, and just starting buying pussy. Plus, if you live in a medium to large city, you can find sexy ass girls for very cheap prices.

We hooked up after a hot chocolate date. Idk if I should post the tinder DMs.

post em breh breh

I guess I'll just use selfies

Women are all whores and sex objects anyway. At least the escorts get themselves checked and work hard in bed.

True. Plus, I'm fucking women that I honestly would not be able to get lol Got my main bitch, a tight 19 year old cna with a big bubble butt and perky big tits, that I usually fuck for $60, lets me cum in her and I always go twice. Used to fuck this one girl at her job lol she was a security guard and worked nights and weekends, so she would sneak me in and I'd fuck her for $80, always nutted in her too. Both those girls I found on dating sites, just told them I was looking to spend some money and they understood

Totally with you man. Banged a shit load of escorts for years until I met a proper girl. 5 years and on breakup later and who welcomes me back with open arms? Top tier hoes, that's who.

since late august ive gotten 70 matches and gotten nowhere think ill just leave tinder

stop taking advice prescribed to you by people on Jow Forums in general friend. selfies are OK, just looked at mine and it is literally all girls taking selfies

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met this qt about two weeks ago
good tight pussy

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Escorts and sex workers are women in their truest element. That alone means you can cut through all the bullshit that normies and bluepilled men dance around and just get to why you're both thereby you want a nut, she wants resources. Done. Everybody's happy and you didn't have to spend an excruciatingly painful amount of time trying to seduce some haughty antidepressant popping roastie over Tinder, pretending she's interesting and funny when really she's just a vapid clone of every other wokan you've spoken to with the notable exception of saying "yes" instead of "no"

Thanks
What website is best.

I use Adultwork in the UK. No idea what an American would use. Women really have you guys in a chokehold with Backpage getting shut down

kk, here ya go laddie.

Don't knock the tinder advice bro. If you're ugly then you have to at least appear somewhat interesting to women instead of just selfies.

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I got a femboy partner from pickup sites, and a lot of trans and traps seem to like me.

lots of gross masculine men too tho.

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Just search escorts lol its pretty easy. Or, find on some a dating site

post your profile

I couldn't dream of banging that

Alright so far I think

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He's larping lol. He left the insta unblurred.

Holy shit are you the original sushi-user?

Triple text is questionable

FAU????? You swiping in Boca dude?

It was in a span of a minute, I don't double text.

Still looks pretty bad. Youre kind of all over the place trying to have two conversations at once. You might have more success if you deleted your third tinder picture and were more concise

Why are you on here? Every single one of those girls is attractive.

I kinda had to in that situation because I didn't want to take her to a concert. But good advice, thanks.
Any specific reason to delete the third pic?

Dang I just put my location there, lot of qts, gonna start swiping

Shouldnt have brought it up. The third pic youre surrounded by dweebs and it makes you look like one too
Boca bitches are picky. They are all rich and used to getting what they want.

>The third pic youre surrounded by dweebs and it makes you look like one too

Fucking hilarious. Alright, I'll delete it.

Im catfishing as a popular model

>tfw got genital warts from a tinder thot

wrap your shit bois

Bumble made me truly realize how ugly I was. Tinder I rarely got any matches over months. Bumble I didn't get any period. I'm just gonna face that I'm going to be alone.

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Start fucking hookers bro. Its comy af

It is just for validation, I do not really care to meet these girls but thanks I guess user

>r9k has become another forum for insecure normies

why has it come to this

My gf's friend came over today, and her freind and I were laughing at tinder guys together. Y'all a bunch of try-hard fuckers. Also these apps are thot central. Do you really want a thot?

Alright, who ordered the crab?

>Everyone has to be as sad as me!!!!!

I don't know what's worse. Being under 30 and having a gf, or being over 30 and doing this shit.

>that feeling when you panic and try way too hard and end up writing a big unfunny joke message and she doesn't respond at all

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completely fucking useless. all women in my area are either:
a. just looking for friends (then why are you on a dating app?)
b. just looking for hookups
c. ugly/fat/both

>is on a hookup app looking for relationships

wew lad

>a. just looking for friends (then why are you on a dating app?)
They're looking to fuck unless they put "looking for a relationship", and even then, they'll fuck you if they want to (If you're a Chad of course).

Post the joke user

They're sensitive too, how cute.

You revived a dead thread out of butthurt gj

I somehow matched 3 moderately attractive women yesterday but one was a thot and the other two were >70 miles away for some reason so I didn't message any of them.

Download tinder in uni.
Matched a below average girl.
Ghosted the next day.
Not a single match for the next 6 days.
Ran out of girls to like.
Deleted my account.

I've been approached before so I thought I could get a below average girl to talk to me but I was so wrong.
Never going to make it.
21y skinny gay looking baby face virgin
Girls at my age looked older than me, I was so shocked.

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Matched with two single moms, one asian girl and one fattie.

The single moms were crap. The asian girl was fantastic to talk to but she unmatched me the day before we were going to meet. I'm going to meet with the fattie just to gain some experience talking to girls in real life.

Is bumble just for sad losers or do chads use it too?

>I'm ugly as a motherfucker dude, stop coping.
No you're not dude, stop humblebraging

To be fair, he is pretty ugly. 4/10 tier bit bangs 7/10s. You could learn a thing or two.

What do you guys do for hookups on tinder? Do you invite them to your house? Go to their house? Find a motel to fuck in

3 dates. 2 hooked up with me, one wants something long term. All three I went out with were easily 7/10.