For me, it's the Wynn. Good customer service, always clean, good clientele, good buffet, nice rooms

Depends on the girl and what you want. The hotter the girl the more she can charge. Also the more you want to do the more its gonna cost. For an hour with a super hot chick probably 3k or so. If you just want a one cum deal its around 1k. Fetishes increase the price obviously. Everything is negotiable.

>Mom is being a BITCH again so drive from AZ to Vegas for a break
>book caesars palace because I'm the NEETking
>setup my desktop computer and subwoofer in the suite
>bump electrohouse while taking drugs and having a 4 hour fapathon
>mainly fap to trap and blacked and especially traps getting blacked
>get really into it and experiment with various hand grip styles while humping, completely covered in lotion
>with my weight being thrown around the bed is knocking against the wall as if I'm actually having sex
>hear neighbors wake up from my fap ruckus and start banging on the wall
>turn the music to max volume so I can concentrate
>climax to a nigger dick destroying an innocent twink like myself
>let out a good moan just as I hear banging on the door
>kek, it's 3 in the morning and some drunk idiot must be lost
>nut with the power of Odin as my body feels possessed by lightning itself
>lay back and catch my breath while laughing aloud in pure euphoria
>the bed is coated it lotion and cum
>sleep on the chair for 13 hours straight
>drive home and as I walk in mom apologizes for her outburst
Vegas is always fun even though I go alone

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I've stayed in Vegas countless times for poker tournaments and vacations. The Aria is by far the nicest hotel I've ever stayed in. I tipped the dude checking me in $50 and he got me a room on the top floor. I've stayed at the Bellagio, Ceasers, Planet Hollywood, Circus Circus, Paris, the MGM, The Excalibur, The Luxor, The Flamingo and even the Hooters hotel, but the Aria was by far the nicest one I've ever been in.

I love Vegas.

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>1k to have sex
Holy fuck it is privilege to be women.

1k for their dignity. Would anybody actually rather be a woman??

That's crazy and not believable. Good pornstars charge 1 to 2k.

You're fucking retarded. The average price for a high profile escort in vegas in ~500. The standard is 300 per hour. Even fucking mainstream porn stars don't cost 3k. I fucked Sara Jay for 1500 at the bike in LA. Nobody listen to this man, he's full of shit.

Jesus fucking Christ, this is the most horrible thing I've read on Jow Forums today.

Las Vegas is really fun, but i'm pretty poor. Iv'e stayed at Palace Station all 3 times iv'e been there. The rooms are fucking gross but the buffet is really good for only being like 8 bucks. I think my favorite buffet was at Caesars palace, but it was like $40. Caesars is my favorite casino though. 10/10 interior aesthetics. MGM is my favorite from the outside though.

I am talking about legal prostitution. The price of eros whores and porn stars is completely irrelevant. Go to Pahrump with 500 and youll be lucky to get a blowjob.

>legal prostitution

My bad bro, I assumed you meant mainstream escorts. I've been to vegas countless times but never went to any of the brothels north of vegas as it just doesn't seem worth it. Cops look the other way in vegas, why would I pay 2-4x the markup so I can drive two hours into the desert to fuck some slut when she can show right up to my room for a fraction of the price?

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Needs to go to a special hotel to jerk off by himself

saddest thing i read all day.

sellers market, thirst of the american tards

>Westgate

They got you guys with the timeshare too huh

>Virgin doing Vegas wrong kek

Girls are hotter, cleaner and there is absolutely 0 percent chance of going to jail or getting robbed

You bought a timeshare? Why the hell would you do that?

Vegas is a shitty meme. Don't even bother with the casinos you'll never win. I lost over 150 thousand in a single year. And they barely gave me any comps. I did a few nights in a hotel room for free but that is about it.

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Ive won over 20k lol

Meh, out of curiosity I went through eros in vegas and the bunny ranch website and, honestly, the legal brothels girls aren't all that. I'd rather assume the risk of a misdemeanor in las vegas than pay 1-2k for a 6 (I genuinely didn't know it was that far from the strip) hour drive into the desert.

BUFFALO GUY!!!! I saved your post!!!

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>Bunny Ranch
Meme. Sheris is the best and its only an hour.

I mean I'm open to the idea and am about the idea of not assuming any risk, but honestly how much does it cost to smash one of these girls? Some of them are pretty hot. I can only assume you have to wrap it up, too. Do they allow multiple pops?

The last think I want is a solicitation charge on my record

You have to wear a condom. If you want multiple pops ur going to have to get an hour. Probably 3k. The hotter the girl the more she costs.

>Probably 3k

Yeesh. I can only assume you've fucked with eros or backpage (RIP) did you have a bad experience or something? Catch something from one of the girls? I've never had a bad experience and consider escorts a genuine hobby of mine. Maybe I've just been super lucky. I just can't really entertain the idea of fucking a bitch for the down payment on a fucking car.

My parents kicked me out of their house because I spend all of that money at the casinos and I wasn't able to pay them back. Right now they are paying the rent for my house in Summerlin. They keep calling and texting me telling me to get a job because they want to cut my funds off but I have no idea what to do with my life. Should I try gambling again?

>Should I try gambling again?
Please explain how you arrived at this decision.

I would rather pay the premium than take the risk

If you try gambling again post daily threads about it on Jow Forums. Also play baccarat so you can interact with funny Asians.

THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

It's the only thing I know how to do. I know I've lost a lot of money but one big jackpot is all it takes and I've already spent so much money why should I just give up? I can't think of anything else to do. The thought of working a real job scares me. And who would want to hire me anyway.

>vegas

lmao white people would lead you to think it's a fun luxurious place but casinos just reek of depression and sheep people

I've only stayed at the MGM Grand, it was ok but man the lobby area smells of cigs like crazy.

went into the bellagio, NYNY and a few others.

But you suck at it so whats the point?

Get a job at the casino

literally the gambler's fallacy in action

I see you are also a man of great taste
I do the same thing but without the blacked and at the Excalibur

>It's the only thing I know how to do.
Wrong, you only know how to lose.
>why should I just give up?
because >And who would want to hire me anyway.
Nobody, so hurry up and die.

The Excalibur fucking sucks

You suck.
The Roman culture depicted in Caesar's Palace didn't even have kings you anachronizing NEET cuck.

I like Bally's

>chill, not too expensive, close to all the action

Name one good thing about Excalibur. It's a goddamned DUMP.

MGM will comp you rooms there no matter how much of a poorfag you are and it's not as bad as you think.
Not defending the casino or dining or bars.
There is a Krispy Kreme and a Johnny Rockets.
It's near a lot of stuff now.
Also, they have Medieval Times but in Vegas.
In addition, despite being cheap, they get very few blacks so you won't be tense in the elevators or hear them smacking a hoe about how much she nags a nigga over losing 500 hunnid dollas playing dice like at other poorfag hotels like the IP/Linq.

Same, Wynn or nothing

The Excalibur is outdated, smells terrible, has kids running around everywhere, and attracts horrible customers.

The rooms have stained carpets, peeling paint, smell godawful, and need to be completely remodeled.

Youre responding to someone else. I cant remember Excalibur, but your taste in porn suggest it is a good place to stay.

They were remodeled about 3 years ago senpai.
It's not the Encore but it's not awful.

what're your top things to do there?

only time i went we stayed for like 2 nights. shot some guns, rode the ny roller coaster, and left. we were pretty much passed out the whole time.

how's vdara or whatever compared to aria? i stayed at ballys

If you're in Vegas on Sunday, hit up Bally's for Sterling Brunch. All you can eat lobster, oysters, crab, shrimp, filet mignon, and other seafood. Desserts and stuff too.

Best brunch in town. It costs a c-note plus tip and it's damn well worth it.

gonna keep that in mind. thanks

Should I go see Wayne Newton next time I'm in Vegas?

if you want to see him then do it??????

Mandalay Bay is my favorite. all the rooms have nice bathrooms and i like the decor a lot. and it's fun to have sex in front of those giant gold windows. plus, i'm really autistic about aquariums and they have the shark reef there.

>Why all the Vegas threads recently?
Because Vegas is fun and it's a decent time of year to go since it's not hot as hell right now.

don't know but i'm avoiding places playing country music.

golden nugget

you're allowed to get piss drunk in the middle of the street

basically the only place where robots can go outside comfortably.

bunch of shill threads as of late

I've been to Las Vegas a few times in my life, though not in recent years. I recall liking Caesar's Palace the best, but the Belaggio as well.

lower prices and all the STDs you can tolerate.

When are the hotel prices not fucked? I know that this time of the year is a shitty time to go with all the prices being jacked up to maximum levels.I want to go to Vegas just to relax and have a fun time but I don't know when I should arrange that for.

December before New Years and the middle of the summer are cheap times to go. Summer will be savagely hot.

Why would The Wynn shill on r9k

Circus Circus

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WHY??? What on earth do you like about the place?

How does Jow Forums feel about Encore?

All the Wynn-tier casinos are great. Can't go wrong if you're staying at bellagio, venetian/palazzo, cosmo etc. Don't enjoy gambling much but vegas is unironically great for food. High end restaurant game is on point and generally for a bit cheaper than in other major US cities

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I like it's nickname... Circus Jerkus

Down about 100k lifetime playing poker in vegas. AMA

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>not staying at the Bison Steve like a true patrician
Lmaoing at you fags

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Obviously you should start by telling us how it happens, retard.

Why do you fish for basic questions instead of giving us that info so we can ask specific things? Are you too afraid the story will be so dull nobody will have any or just a retarded redditfag?

Why not stop playing?

kek how does this even happen dude, are you playing cash or mtt's mainly? I don't understand live cash at micro-mid stakes is so fucking soft and easy to clean up off boomers. Do you have 0 bank roll management or just an autist?

No way. Last time I stayed there I broke both my legs. What kind of hospitality is it to leave live landmines in the hallway?