Cinemas in america have actual honest to god butter fountains

nah I just smuggle full backpack of beer inside

I'm an amerifat and I have never understood it. Its gross as fuck, not even butter, and makes your popcorn soggy as fuck. The shit already has butter all over it, why the fuck would you add more nasty grease to it?

Also a big waste of money, it's cheaper to just eat right before instead of paying movie theater prices

that's not butter, that's (((Heart Healthy))) obesity/cancer fuel aka "vegetable" oil

I tried this last month. They banned backpacks at my local theaters bc of shootings...
Being 100% unironic. Seems like a scam to me desu..

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I bring take out from the local restaurant in.

>not loading up on butter at the kinoplex

No. Food doesn't make sense to me since it'll be cold/gone by the time the previews end.

Take a purse full of beer

America is a superior country to all others.

Name one better country, please. I'll wait :)

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What does America lead the world in except for heart disease, consumerism and school shootings?

We have those in Canada too

I sometimes see fat families get nachoes, burgers, hot dogs (at least $25 per person) only to eat it all almost immediately after they sit down. like whats the point

Almost everything, desu senpai. We're literally #1. Also, way to avoid naming any superior countries - thanks for another point in the win column, loser. :)

I'm from northern Europe and generally speaking people only ever eat popcorn or some small candy, but most of the time nothing. I don't really eat anything either, but then I don't have a habit of snacking. It baffles to me how in some countries people take actual fucking meals to the cinema

China would rape you, Russia would rape you, hell even fucking norks would rape you

Military warpower. It's theorized that the USA's navy is greater than that of the entire rest of the world combined. Our economy and therein reach is not even met by China yet. Alliances with the USA is what allows most European peanut countries to attempt to focus so hard on economy.

The USA is easily the unchallenged superpower of the planet for at least more 15 years of waiting on China to catch up. Anyone that even bothers to disagree is probably currently residing in one of the subservient European nations that is being coddled by us as we dump military bases in their country to expand the shield

>Russia will rape you

Lmfao. Russia cant even afford the fuel for war, much less current technology to challenge anyone in the sea, air, or land.

Neither have the resources for an invasion, and America is not stupid enough to invade them, despite having the resources. It would be a nuclear war in each case, ending in MAD.

Also, you're an idiot.

Checked and saluted.

GD I love being an American hahaha. Some Americans are very polite. Me, however, I openly shit on other inferior countries!

>AMC pass for $20 3 movies a week IMAX everything
I just bring my own snacks usually like a protein bar and a water bottle.

Because America.

RENT FREE

I wish my local cinema had that, I barely go to the cinema, but this would be a cool reason.

>Giving the kikes at hollywood your money

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Your empire is falling my friends. What does it matter if the US of A has the military power it desires?

Even if the US could defeat the rest of the world, does any of that matter?

Your populace is dying from obesity, your citizens have become mindless cattle, consuming all within their sight to keep the military machine of the Western system running. However, in doing this, you are taking on debt. Debt in the form of the future, debt that your descendants will have to pay.

Sure, the US might be a mighty economy, uncontested for the nearest while, but at what cost?
The Roman Empire has collapsed in the same manner. It's military might was undeniable, but it's population, it's people, the very resource that was so vital to their prosperity mined dry.

Once the population falls, be it to the decadence of the new age consumerism, to the social ills of postmodernism, to the incompetent healthcare system, the obesity crisis that will begin hitting in death waves, the country will also fall.

You have taken what wasn't yours and you have taken too much of it. Bitten at the hand that fed you, and soon the state will pay the price.

What I fail to understand is that are you so short-sighted that you cannot see the inevitable future that awaits?

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In winter you can hang your jacket over your arm and smuggle it in that way

I believe the man said to name one country that's better, not spout inane bullshit, eurocuck

Although America is pretty good it has absolutely terrible laws which over populate prisons for insignificant crimes and your drug monopolies are outrageous like having mysterious barely tested drugs on tv. Couple those with your litigation and 'I'm a victim I'm going to sue' culture and I'd happily trade most European countries over yours. If you are middle class or better you are better off out of America.

The ills have America are the ills of most western nations retard.

based and beerpilled

I hope you anons will be able to see one day.

I work at a Movie Theatre/Cinema or whatever you want to call it.

Ask away!

I'm seeing a lot of words but not a lot of names of countries superior to the USA. LOL.

USA
>USA
USA
>USA

Please, if you have a country that is superior to the USA, please name it. I will wait :)

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>a guard up there to keep people from drinking the butter directly out of the fountain
What

mozambique

I take a protein bar if i feel like treating myself, thats it. If you are eating popcorn, drinking soda and that shit you are literally never going to make it

Ingredients: S_ybean Oil, Palm Oil, S_y Lecithin, Beta Carotene, Artificial Butter Flavor, tert-Butylhydroquinone and Citric Acid (Antioxidants)

That one country where poverty is looked down upon

nothing wrong with popcorn senpai especially if you dont get extra butter
unless youre cutting hard but even then fitting the kcals into a deficit isnt exactly rocket science

Popcorn is fucking delicious, I will always eat popcorn if I go out to a movie. Even if I'm not cutting I'll do OMAD so I can make sure to not hit caloric surplus due to eating popcorn.

if I watch a movie at home I usually always schedule it during a meal cause it saves time and its comfy to eat food while watching something imo, you dont just sit there alone with your thoughts
I rarely go to the cinema but if I do I dont buy anything, only garbage tier food that is overpriced

Is there a popcorn that has real butter? Don't think i've ever tried it.

REAL GDP PER CAPITA BABY EAT SHIT CHINA 6K USD REAL GDP PER CAPTIA VERSUS OUR 36K LMFAOO WOOOOOO

I usually get popcorn, candy, and an ICEE. Absolutely disgusting but fun.

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No. It's American meme, as most of them can't sit for 2 hours without putting something in their mouth

Based

We have full restaurants in some movie theaters, you can order straight to your chair.

It’s pretty funny desu, that station is actually the third place where the average american applies “butter” (cheapass plant oil but we’ll call it butter to keep things shorter) to his or her popcorn. First, the popcorn already has butter on it when it is popped in the machine. At this point it is probably similar in nutrition to Blast-O-Butter: Extra Butter popcorn you would find at the supermarket. If you are a respectable human being, you will tell the cashier “with no butter” when you order your popcorn, because if you don’t they will use a butter fountain behind the counter to add another layer of heart disease to your popcorn for you. However, the average american has not considered that the popcorn is already yellow and buttery, and even if the cashier asks “do you want butter” before dousing the popcorn in it, the american will instinctively answer “yes”. It is not until after the popcorn already has two thick layers of butter coating on it that the american arrives at the DIY butter fountain, where they will apply a third layer of butter to the popcorn, then blanket it in the nearby garlic salt. This country is hilarious

China literally lets their submarines be lost at sea with all hands rather than emergency surface so that no one thinks they're weak. Absolute garbage country

You’d have to pop plain kernels yourself then pour melted butter on it. No brand is going to use real butter because it’s much more expensive for them and 99% of people don’t care enough to buy more expensive popcorn for it

You goddamn genius

Europoors jealousy over the fact that Americans have food will never stop being the funniest thing ever.

China has more purchasing power parity which historically is significant, but for the most part their growth is slowing and despite his flaws trump has successfully proven that they arent strong enough to do anything about it if everyone starts slapping tariffs on them and fucking their companies over. Xi has to give handshakes to men who declare insult and place tariffs on him because he’s a little bitch boy with a giant dysfunctional country

i live in an area with a lot of higher end movie theaters so i usually get a cocktail at the bar and get popcorn or redvines which i really only ever eat when i go to the movies
pretty sure the guard is there so it doesn't spray on people, i dont think anyone wants to drink fake liquid butter from a nozzle
because we're a terrible country lol

america is the cancer of the world, and it also cancers their own people

wew lad

When America goes, the world goes with it. Enjoy the dark ages, fag.

this response is stupid

Holy shit man, movie theaters get some of the fattest on there.
At mine the large popcorn is 2000cal BEFORE butter (real butter too), and comes with a "free" refill.
I have seen a fatass eat the whole tub with extra butter in under 10 minutes, eat the refill in another 10, and then throw a fit when they're denied another refill.

got his in Canada too

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MY GOD DO I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME ARMED WITH A WHOOPIE CUSHION

THAT MOVIE WAS SUCH SHIT. I'M NOT EVEN A "boo hoo the liberals suck" TYPE OF GUY, AND BY 15 MINUTES IN I WAS ALREADY SICK OF THE SJW SHITFEST

read this, bitch: You're staring into the abyss that is the asshole of America. Now, prepare to be shit on :)

I went to a cinema in Idaho and there was an attendent at the fountain who did it for you and people were tipping him

yeah, i'm sure, asshole. Let me guess, they all also applauded as well, that's another american meme right? get bent.

im not even joking it was coral ridge cinema in iowa city 2017. i was visiting my american cousins from the uk.

I usually sneak in airplane bottles of liquor and mix it with a diet soda from the theater.

I haven't seen a movie in years or gotten an overpriced tiny bag of popcorn in even longer, but I remember liking the cheddar powder more than the shit oil that made everything soggy after 30 seconds.

uh huh. i know you're lying because americans will do anything possible to avoid tipping, especially someone who doesn't deserve it.

especially fucking in IOWA, nigga. you blew your own lie by being too detailed. No one in fucking Iowa is going to tip a butter dispenser.

>go to kinoplex
>buy popcorn and a refillable soda
>ask them to stop filling the popcorn bag halfway
>cover it in butter
>bring it back
>they fill the rest
>cover it in more butter
>fill the drink container with butter
>use the soda container of butter to dip the popcorn like with pizza and blue cheese
>drink the rest when the popcorn is gone

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My gf and I smuggle in sushi to normal cinemas but if we go to a nicer one we get gin and tonics ordered to our seat. It's fun

on the other hand spending $50 on sugary garbage that makes so much noise and ruins the film atmosphere is trash tier

>movie cheaps out on you and doesn't give you the 10 seconds of audio you paid for

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They pump butter in the streets to keep Americans docile. Several thousand gallons are used in the immediate hours of a Super Bowl city following the game every year.

fucking hollywood kikes

I generally smuggle in a drink and maybe a small snack.

fucking this

>Not bringing a gallon size Ziploc bag of spaghetti to the theatre

I never knew this was a thing! Every once in a while I feel like seeing a movie and then I go to buy tickets and it's like $13.50 for a matinee and I end up just netflixing but $80 monthly for 12 movies is a great deal, thanks for the tip family

At my place the popcorn isn't buttered in the machine, we just mix a yellow dye and butter flavor salt powder into vegetable oil we use to pop it.

>tfw you walk into a theater with a coat during the summer

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>Military power
>Economic and cultural influece
>Gdp
>Technology
>Based as fuck presidents
>Sand niggers killed in wars
>Chinks killed in wars
>Coups provoqued
>Failed fidel castro assasinations
>Most gains made in any nation ever
But most importantly
>Most wars lost agaisnt malnourished 5 feet tall communist chink rice farmers whilst being the worlds superpower

>Most wars lost agaisnt malnourished 5 feet tall communist chink rice farmers whilst being the worlds superpower

might makes right

"go big or go home" is what my gramps always used to say

That gun is fucking ass yo peacekeeper every time

We beat the japs at jungle and island warfare if it wasn’t for the commies at home we would have crushed those fucking chinks

What is even in that liquid so called butter? I can't imagine it being anything good that you'd want to eat if you saw the ingredients.

>snipe this dude for 90 with peacekeeper and precision choke attachment
fucking disgusting, i love it

No way in hell China can match the US in fifteen years. I don't even think that they could match the number carriers the US currently operate in fifteen years.

Any with good healthcare

No, I rarely ever get anything but a drink from the theatre.

absolute state of lards