I fucking hate being a chestlet...

i bet there are more guys into small tits than girls into small dicks, change my mind

Crime statistics show there are more male pedos than female pedos. Your point is proven.

we like tits but small tits are almost never a deal breaker unless the guy is some porn obsessed retard. a small dick is a deal breaker 95% of the time

i feel validated now thanks

Is there a shape of boobs or is it just flat like men's chest?

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Are you tall though chestlet?

Show 'em to us you slut.

Small tits are underrated desu. I've never been an ass or titty person, the poons where it's at bruh

YOU SHOULD BECAUSE LIKING LITTLE GIRLS HAS ONLY BEEN CONSIDERED WRONG IN THE MODERN ERA! LOLICON IS MAN'S NATURAL STATE!!!

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you're not chad, no one cares that you like flatties. fuck off.

Flatties are so pathetic it's almost cute. ;-P

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you can fix it probably
get more estrogen in your diet, gain some weight then lose it, wear a corset or some shit
build your butt, thighs, hips or somethin

do what they tell people to do in the trap shill threads, if you're an actual girl it should probably be easier for you to follow the stuff in it than it is for the fags they brainwash in them

when I stand up they dont look flat but theyre still small as shit (im an A-cup).
When I lay down theyre non-existant and I want to kill myself.

in all my life iv never heard this , i mean i get it but lots of girls have ugly ass vaginas

small tits are best tits.
Would take a girl with no tits over a girl with D tits, all else being equal.
Ideal gf would have A cups

I'm not alone in my preference for chestlets.
>OP has nothing to cry about because even chestlets live life on easy mode

>all these whiteknights
cringe and newfaggotry

this originally orgrimmar oregano

>You're not Chad
That's the fuckin' point, Stacey! You fuck off!

Are you skinny, maybe gaining some weight would help?

i demand you let us rub your nipples

>had a fembot gf with a huge rack
>she showed it off all the time and pretended to be so fucking coy and innocent about it
Honestly that shit was infuriating. I would have preferred a flatchest gf to one so starved for attention that she had to show off her tits all the time.

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>found irl anime character
>still complains

Flatties are cute. But they'll never be sexy. Sad!

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Tfw I as a guy have bigger tits than you

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Post tits sloooot

How do chestlets even cope with their inadequacy?

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Do you have gyno or are you just fat

I love pussy. The smell when it gets real wet is fucking heroin

Just (((originally))) fat

please do not mock the chestlets. they cannot help being inferior. be considerate of their feelings and try to act as though they are attractive in their own special way.

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Don't sweat it, us men literally sexualize anything.
Women have how perverted we can be, but at least with our perversion comes fetishes for small chests.
Point out the flat chested ones and ask yourself, would you,?

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Lol kill yourself youre not a real woman.

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fuck off myself and plenty of others prefer flat chested women

face it you have it on easy mode

Yes, but I found the "slutty nerd who pretends not to be a slut" character, which as it turns out, is not desirable.

Please refrain from boobmogging the opposite sex.

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I'm feeling pretty lucky.

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rockin, rockin, and rollin
down to the beach I'm strollin

was she fuckin randos behind your back?

anyways, guys don't really like these things, do they? they're just nasty lumps of fat.

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tittymonsters can be so cruel.

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i unironically find big milkers unattractive

Flat chested girls are cute.
CUTE!

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I prefer assess and I still can't turn my eyes away from breasts no matter how small. I fucking hate it, it makes me feel like a creep.

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sauce pls?
I tried reverse image search, didn't bring much of anything up

i have small boobs but my bf likes them so i don't worry too much about it.

Why do you bitches hate big tits so much? The fuck have we done to you? I've never made fun of small tits and nearly every dude prefers those now. Don't be a cunt.

As a normalfaggot who has wasted his life on here for 9 years, I can say with certainty: No.

Anyone who cares THAT MUCH about your breasts isn't worth your time. Or they have GREAT qualities that make them ideal bf material, but have a severe fixation on breasts to the point that it is unhealthy. The point is: Not really.

My gf is a bit of a tit cow though, but I'm also an ass man. Such is life.

You can ask me questions if you want. I've wasted my life here for the most part, but managed to somehow make it out alive.

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fuck off fatso, not your thread

no one cares that much. honestly, shape and perkiness matters more than anything. and personally how sensitive they are matters too. id rather have a gf with small tits that are really sensitive than cowtits that have give no response when i play with them.

big titty stacy stole yo man

>implying
i just hate when fat loudmouths burst into a conversation and start verbally shitting everywhere. they do it in real life and they do it online. and it's fucking annoying.

You are one hormonal cunt.

orgy porgy food and fun

big tiddies are best

Big titties are repulsive to me. Do not worry, child. Some men like chestlets.

>flat girl in a summer light dress
this is one of the best things.

The only people that have the luxury to rule out small titted girls if she has other good qualities (yes even personality and being loyal and caring) are fucking turbo chads
On the hand manlets and dicklets have to get rich just to lie to themselves that their gold digger whore loves him

Every fucking time. The same fucking thread every fucking day. Everyone knows that women can not ever be robots, and that shit is fact.

Stop posting this garbage.

girls who care about the size of their tits that much are secretly size queens that assume it's just as important as dick size

>Fucking titcow complaining about how oppressed she is when she's the object of all men's lust
The nerve of these fatted calves.

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Don't mind me, just mining for chestlet salt.

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Don't worry, maybe flatties have... good personalities... or something.

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not much different from the fuckin flatties cause they're still girls

I would milk your udders like a cow, baby. Please let me call you mommy

I wish mine were small :( they aren't that big though, a c cup sometimes d depending on the bra. Most guys don't even prefer big tits stop crying.

The chestlet serves an important social function in groups, by making real women look even more voluptuous and fertile by comparison.

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I'd fuck them all, but if I HAD to choose and knew I can fuck them both I'd pick the ones with nice and this case bigger tits
In a realistic situation I'd flirt and go with the girl that seemed more compatible with me (at least compatible enough to get her in bed and show off my big dick)

>Most guys don't even prefer big tits stop crying.
You fucking humblebragging slut. Just go eat another bowl of Reese's Puffs and ramen you cow.

God, I'd love to tit fuck her. I remember when I used to fuck a girl with tits almost this big and when my dick was inbetween her tits she said ''my husband is too small to do this properly''

You can have big tits and not be fat anachan

#FlatLivesMatter, our worth should not be measured by the circumference of our mammaries!

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if that's all it takes why don't you eat another bowl of reese's puffs and ramen you chestlet faggot

you're right to an extent, the tightness and condition of your vagina is way more important

You fat, sloppy sow. Men just want to milk you like a cow, whereas they pursue us for our refined intellect.

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can confirm
i've never been attracted to a titcow for her "intellect"

Can you imagine, being proud of your udders, like a prized heifer being trotted out at the county fair?

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you having this picture says you're probably a larping guy
I also never claimed to be a girl, and I am not one
I am just a whiteknight for the heifers

3 can come to daddy

I'm sure that's true user.

Aren't big tits associated with high iq though?

Is it just me or do the flat girls here have something of an anger management problem? Oh well, maybe they'll grow out of it

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>female with big tits here btw :^)

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I want to milk a big titty girl like a cow but I also want to talk to her about big brained things. She can be big in titty and big in intelligence. Chestlets can be cute too though as long as they're tall or have nice tummies

Does that make you feel better pretending we're all fat? Its genetics sweety

calm down, i'm sure puberty is just around the corner.

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>women ITT really, truly, ACTUALLY think men care about the size of their tits
Wew. We care about something even more suicide inducing, the shape.

Aren't most tits just pear drop shaped?

>Its genetics sweety

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Originality roll plus oregano

>orgrimmar
kek'd

*tear drop shaped