How do I get this body?

How do I get this body?

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Be a faggot of immeasurable proportion.

This looks like me before lifting
Dis-fucking-gusting
How much of a lard does one need to be to find this good?

Be a drawing

No I'm serious

run i guess and be in a calorie deficit

Only work arms for about a month
Then you stop
You're now done and have the perfect body, congrats.

is that thing supposed to be MtF, cause it looks MtF

Never pick up a weight in your life and eat below TDEE

Klinefelter x F

This is the Ideal male body

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do 1 (one) pushup a year

How do I get this body?

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Why am I sweating?

Are you ok user?

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This is a blue board!

And first two pics were a blatant attempt at homestuck infestation of the board. Cleanse it with anime titties, I say!

Based

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I'm not op but...
HOW THE LIVING FUCK DO I GET A BODY LIKE THAT
I WANNA GO FULL TWINK DAMNIT

source??

Zumba and calisthenics (prostitution)

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Ok bro I'm not gay but could you link me to the god damn sauce?

Faggots should not be allowed to post

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So is he.

I'm a girl

have the same exact bone structure as him and be lean with a little muscle mass

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