Mom: I'd never hook up with you when I were young, you're too skinny!

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Why are straight*ids so fucking disgusting?

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The doll is a girl, user.

>TFW bulked up about 8 lbs over the summer
>First week back at uni people are mirin.
>Waist is slim as fuck and body well proportioned.
>Got some compliments on my calves and legs.

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Umm uhhh uhh why are women so fucking disgusting?

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Nice recovery

bullshit
i bulked up 10lbs over winter and i barely saw any difference

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I feel bad for anons who grew up with crazy moms. It's come to my attention that there were many of them.

I just thought all moms were similar to mine and assumed a shared experience. Kids are pretty narrow minded and unaware of the radical differences in life experience and perception

Why is your mom talking about fucking you?

I just want her to love me lads

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same bro

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my mom is a blackpill dispenser
"you have to be born strong and big, you shouldn't bother with the gym"
"you're a little bug"
but then also
"stop going to the gym you are big enough already"
whenever I'm forcing myself to eat more "your body knows how much food it needs, stop forcing yourself"
I feel you OP

this is getting too spooky for me

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>not knowing how women work
lmao.
Mothers secretly lust after their sons. They are younger, hotter versions of the studs who got them pregnant and will cuck the husband with the son if the possibility arises. This only works if you aren't Jow Forums tier ofc.

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He's probably a manlet

Mom: user, you're too skinny, you shouldn't lose any more weight
Me: *joins gym*
Mom: Why are you going to the gym? You're skinny already.
She doesn't seem to understand the concept of gaining muscle

>She sleeps next to that at eyelevel.

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Mothers have so much control over their sons, it’s scary. If you have a bad mom, then you basically lost the game of life
>pregnant moms can physically ruin their children through actions such as drinking and shit diets
>can discourage their sons from exercising and playing sports
>will feminize sons
>rob them of a male influence
>can feed them shit food all throughout their childhood

your mom clearly wants some dick

>walk up behind mom after leaving for college and bulking
>give her a shoulder rub
>she starts soft moaning and grabbing my thigh
>leans her head back into my chest
>"more.."
>catch myself looking down her shirt, hands start working down towards her tits
>dick is rock hard and pressed against the middle of her back
>stop myself
>see nipples sticking out from her shirt
>break contact
>"user, why don't you go take a nice long shower?" with a wink
>never cum harder than the following fap and have a month of extremely uncomfortable fantasies about her

Got hard teased by my own mom. She still does things to sexualize our relationship like go for open mouth kisses and sitting in my lap when we are watching a movie

You should fuck your mother user.

Why do you give your mum shoulder rubs you fucking weirdo?

thanks for daily reminder to leave Jow Forums

these

>Tfw your mom is ugly

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>open mouth kisses

Bump eet

You guys post constantly about how uninformed women are and how little they know about fitness. Why would your mom be any different?

So much this

Fuck you my mum is a saint

It's not a logical conclusion, it's the one we come to as a result of our culture and feelings but don't realize it. We just sort of expect our elders- parents especially- to be wise and knowledgeable, regardless of wether or not they are, because we're conditioned to think that while we're growing up by both media and those elders themselves. Mothers not as much as fathers in many respects, perhaps, but no less we expect mom to know a thing or two, especially about nutrition and health.

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My mom is the fucking worst. Technologically inept, works with autistic kids and equally as autistic parents and it's pretty much put her on the same intelligence level, has signs of early-onset dementia/alzheimer's, etc etc etc
Constantly complains about her weight yet eats a tub of Ben&Jerrys to feel good at the end of the evening despite starving herself for pretty much the entire day. Ask her if she wants to join the same gym as me to hopefully lift her out of this destructive spiral and it's like "Oh noooo, I can't possibly go to the gym again, I feel dizzy working out, my joints ache". Of fucking course they do, you sit around all day and do fucking nothing.

Women are impulsive, hypocritical and entirely self-serving to the detriment of themselves. Your mother is no different and you should move out as soon as you get the opportunity. I did and by golly it's the best decision I ever made.

/momproblems/

This is somehow the Jews' fault

>woman marries a female doll
Looks like it's you faggots that are the disgusting ones here.

Nice

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It was pretty off putting the first time it happened. IDK if can call it being a pedophile if you start low key trying to molest your son after he's a grown adult?

Been there bad bruv. The only way out is through. Fake it till you make it. Do every single pushup roll thread no matter what. I may get some flak from the purityfagswithnoabsfags, but I also found prozac and cbd to help with the feeling of being held down to the shower floor by soul meat hooks. I pray for your victory user.

>tfw you wear a wedding ring around everywhere and sleep with a pillow of your waifu, caressing her every night, because you're literally obsessed with her
>mfw realizing this guy is basically just as insane as I am but with a weird, madlad taste

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I feel that there's a strong message of cooperation between men here.

I was always quite obese while living with my parents because we always had some sort of junk food at home and I was a weak willed bitch. Now that I moved out Im starting to lose weight but everytime I visit my parents my mom always says that I lost too much weight and shell stuff me with food.

That or English men just want to grab a fat daddy's arse because they're fucking gay.

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