Reminder that there are robots with gigantic penises reading and replying to your posts

reminder that there are robots with gigantic penises reading and replying to your posts

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his cum dripped down so fast, is that normal? mines sticky as fuck

>NEETs with huge cocks
Fuck I bet they are so fucking smelly and musky

I'd rather not get aroused while browsing this board, but thanks.

Hnnnhgggg

>tfw no musky, well endowed NEET bf

I bet that they go days without showering or changing their underwear

Is 15 cm small?

No it's pretty much average

Sometimes it looks small in my hands
maybe I measured it wrong

You might just have a warped perception of dick size, especially if you watch a lot of porn

That's probably the case

I like how it perks up before cumming

>that will never cum in your mouth
AHHHHHH I want a robo bf so bad

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Imagine waking up to your NEET bf every morning. How would you start your day with him?

What is considered gigantic here? I'm solid seven but it's skinny as crackwhore with 30 years of experience.

>pls let penus b big

Mines just as long but I'm a pencil dick ahhhhhhhhhhhhfuckfuckfuckfuck

My dick feels small in my hands, but it's 7in long and 6in around. Would that be but in a women's hands?

6 inch girth is like one in a thousand percentile but for some reason every claims it

*everyone claims it

Sounds like it's thick as fuck

I used a tape measure. I'm wondering if it has to do with my being 6'1.
I mean can you imagine sometime being 6'5 and having a tiny dick? Their pituitary gland must be huge.

Bullshit, post a picture of your dick cause every cunt here apparently has a 7inch girthy cock which is straight up bullshit

There's such a slight correlation between being tall and having a bigger dick that there isn't even 100 percent proof that there is any correlation at all, if there's it's super slight

The moment anyone posts a picture of their dick everyone starts claiming that they're a dick scientist.

what the fuck he ruined it
what a weirdo

isn't it weird that we figured out how to make boobs bigger decades ago yet there's no reliable way to make dicks bigger?
you'd think there would be some research going on

True that anonerinoi

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By calling the cops to get that worthless parasite out of my fucking house

Sounds like bullshit, otherwise everyone would have pencil dicks

that was a boring cumshot. its honestly better when it shoots out explosively.

Same. 6,75 length, 6,2 girth and it looks big only if I look at myself from the mirror, at a certain distance. Maybe is because I'm thin
Porn (and virginity) fucked me up

Boobs don't need to change sizes when aroused.
Imagine having a dick implant that made it difficult to walk around.

this gif is very lewd user.
made my pp hard
Probably hug and kiss him then blow him.

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You're a good boy. Or at least you would be if you weren't a size queen.

Ur dehydrated m8

>Mfw I actually have a 6 inch girth and every girl I've fucked has said it's the thickest they've ever seen and one even refused to ever fuck me again because I hurt her so bad

True story

yeah having a big dick isnt really an actual blessing. 6-8 and 5-6 girth...anything bigger and its wasted.
>im like perfect according to the roasties.

>mfw thick 18 cm long
>mfw alone
It is okay.

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How long is that in American?

Mines 7x5.5 but my fetish is huge cocks so I've always wished it was massive

>thick cock thread
>hardly any dick pics
baka

That's kinda gay, user. And this post is original

Good lord, dicks are the best thing ever.
Why on earth did they have to be attached to men for the most part, men are ugly as hell

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>See big white dick
>Mouth opens automatically

I AM NOT GAY REEE

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>ywn find a bf with an enormous cock who is also super insecure about it

>I AM NOT GAY REEE
Just a very obedient boy.

>I AM NOT GAY REEE
I am

>femanons literately shrug their shoulders and walk away

Why are they like this?

I am 8 in x 6 in, is that big enough?

Scratch that, i just measured and am almost 8.5 in.

post pic pl0x fampai

>implying
I have been carefully lurking this thread for some big dicked user to post his massive schlong for me to worship. I do this on every single one of these threads and it never happens. Do not tell me to just go to /soc/, I specifically want to see robot dick.

Mines that big but I'm still an incel/virgin. i just woke up from a dream about a girl I really liked and broke my heart who I haven't seen in 10 years

Idk i've never posted my dick on the internet before. I dont think i should.

At least you have good taste for a fag