>out walking >guy walking on the same side of the sidewalk as me >usually move to the other side so we don't collide because I was a dyel beta >decide today is the day the other guy will have to move >keep walking >other guy makes no sign of getting out of my way >double my walking pace to show him I'm serious >still no reaction >walk into him at full speed >knock him down on the ground >the screen of his faggy iphone cracks loudly >his sóyboy glasses drop and the glass shatters >"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK" >close to apologizing but in the last second I decide not to >"WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING RETARD" >keep walking while the other guy screams at me in the distance Never felt so fucking alpha in my entire life from now on if you see me coming your way you'd better move to the other side of the road
Yeah, but people have guns. You can easily be murdered doing this.
Mason Hall
Welcome to the unswerving path. May we never meet.
Jaxon Miller
based
Jonathan Mitchell
Based
Carter Brown
>be me, walking down sidewalk >another guy walking toward me in opposite direction >decide not to move, alpha as fuck >bump shoulders slightly as we pass each other >get home, feeling giddy as a child on christmas morning to tell Jow Forums about it >add a slight embelishment for entertainment purposes
Carson Edwards
>walking while looking at a phone
he deserved everything that's come to him
Eli Ramirez
Cringe.
Jose Young
Based. I walk the unswerving path
Christopher Sullivan
Who knows maybe OP saved ended up saving his life since he'll now look up more often and avoid dying in a car crash
Christopher Rivera
It's unbelievable how many Japanese I almost execute a week, because they walk out in the street on their phones without looking
Jose Hill
notes from the underground, but somehow even more fucking sperg’d out
Jonathan Taylor
You could have just let him run in to you without assaulting the twink. OP is not Christian. Repent.
Congratulations faggot This forum literally damaged your mind
Leo Nelson
We have a tough guy over here... fucking prick
If you acted like that in front of a woman she would feel sympathy for the guy and want to make sure hes alright You're a dick OP
I would know I used to beat the living shit out of people a long time ago
Jason Mitchell
story is probably fake, but honeslty nothing pisses me off more than people who walk on stairs/sidewalks/etc and dont abide by driving side rules
if you're in america, you walk on the right side of a sidewalk. you walk up and down the right side of a staircase. nothing pisses me off more than that shit and if im on the right side, i keep walking and make the retard move
>reddit.com/r/Jow Forums/comments/aren69/exercise_doesnt_cure_autism/ LE NARWHALE FAPS AT MIDNIGHT :D :D :D
Adam Baker
>story is probably fake You think so, user? I'm pretty sure OP is a honest guy who's telling the truth. I mean seriously... why would anyone go on the Internet and tell lies on an anonymous imageboard? Do you think people really do that?
Adam Harris
Kek
Lucas Watson
i walk the unswerving path
Christian Rivera
Are you the isekai truck driver?
Wyatt Peterson
MY NIGGA. Always walk to your right and you will never walk into someone head on.
