Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #31: Sandler’s getting lazy edition

Archived #30 >How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wiishlist link according to the instructions below, thanks guys. People who enter the thread may post their list at will, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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FAQ:
>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
No, all of your information will be protected. The recipient will not see any info.
>How can I post my Wishlist without being blocked by the filter?
Press the Share Envelope and copy the permalink. If that doesn't work, remove the dot from your link.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us!
And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.
Remember to have a good time, a lot of us don't have much else going for us in the year, so this event can be fun if you follow the guidelines and tips. Remember to post images of whatever you get so we can make new compilations, big thanks to all participants this year and on and so on and so on and such.

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(OP) #
DO NOT "INVITE" PEOPLE TO YOUR LIST, use "send list to others" instead, thanks

THINGS TO IGNORE:
>PEOPLE BUYING THE ENTIRETY OF YOU AND OTHERS LISTS, NO MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE

>heh, you fuckin idiots...last year i got an epic haul by making fake addresses and got tons of gifts for free...im doin it this time again too :))))

>look at all these things you guys bought my baby, that i totally didn't buy off my own wishlist and post pics with to fuck the thread up!

>god damnit this shit again??? clogging up the top threads of r9k, how else am i gonna see 10 trap threads?????

>DISCORDS DISCORDS DISCORDS

BEST PRACTICES:

>Do not reply to anons claiming to have ##$ for any anons replying to their reply.

>Do not engage with Rich Fags

>Grinchers want attention, do not give them attention thanks

>keep the thread comfy

>do not have Nintendo Switches on your list

>If you claim to have bought something, post proof in the thread

>Trip codes are welcome and even encouraged in this thread

>Do not respond fall for, "Hi, just off to work, I'll look when I get back but here is my list NOW" or "I don't have money rn, but I get paid this Friday, this is my link NOW btw" thanks you guys oregano

>Don't reply to bait in general thanks

And lastly...here we are!

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silent hill would be more cozy than these threads now. you people have ruined them.

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Fresh thread for fwogfag

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Posting the user from last threads list who called out the bullshit.
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I hope you guys are managing well. I hope the best for all of you. Merry Christmas.

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Posting list one last time here before bed. Merry Christmas anons!

Read this handy guide before gifting. It may save you a few bucks!

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Remember that time Henry asked a girl who had been stabbed 21 times, had a carving in her chest, and covered with blood if she was okay?

Foxes make top teir pets if domesticated

Yeah they also like to squirt shit in any corner they can find.

I bought something for the user earlier, just to spite you, rich fag

Dont reply to him he lives off attention

thank you for buying me a gift. i will hot glue it for you when i post a pic.

SUCK MY DICK BITCHES
LMAO

I want to make a list too bad I'm a paranoid schizo

What are you afraid of happening exactly?

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truly amazing how obsessed with me grinchfag is

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i know none of you will believe me but i want to say i am not trying to disrupt the thread any more. people are no longer asking for switches or women's clothing so i have no reason to do so. any trolling for the last 12 hours and going forward is not me. i don't know who it is and i have no way of finding out.

i wish you all a merry christmas. i hope you get wonderful gifts from your family. make sure to appreciate your time with them because one day they will be gone. put down your games and go ask your grand parents about their lives. they will tell you things you should remember to pass onto the generation after you.

merry christmas anons. make next year the year you fix your lives.

I don't have any family you obsessed autist

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pls no grincherino! (happened twice now lmao)

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Do not engage him
He lives off of (You)s

Cute! Where are you from user?

Ew yikes hard pass

some how fucking up and showing everyone my real name and address

ohio! (unfortunately)

im sorry to hear that. i hope you find someone to make a new family with.

Hope you're sincere richfag. I always try to ask my elder family things. Some I don't have the option to any more and I regret it some times. Regardless of your behavior to some, I wish you a Merry Christmas!

Do not engaaaaaage
Do not engaaaaaaaaaaage

>tfw tranny
>tfw everyone would assume i was a roastie if i posted my list

merry christmas to you too user. tell your grand parents how much you appreciate them. i'm sure they do something special you will miss when you can't do it any more.

Dude its just the guy samefagging.
Kinda pathetic tbqh

Post dick/bulge pls

He has legit autism, he'll post whether he gets (you)s or not assuming that if you don't feed them they'll go away is a meme, they'll just start responding to themselves or every post in the thread

This
Pathetic

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retarded roast

Do not engageeeeeee fuck

not responding doesn't stop beta's from buying them shit

What is "grinching"?

Not that user, but revealing your shipping address even with a fake name is kinda doxxy.

>grinchfag cant fuck up my list bc it's short

lmao get fucked grinchfag

Hi naru

xd

It doesn't reveal your shipping address, literally just follow the guide

I hope you like your new skirt m'lady

Dude its just rich fag samefagging. Hes about to simulate an autistic argument between robots and rosaries like he did in the last thread. Just let him have his autism. We all know he isnt fooling anyone.

Mine's relatively short and he's still done it 4 times now. He's an autist.

I meant to say roasties

Where is the guide?

>people are no longer asking for switches or women's clothing so i have no reason to do so.
what's wrong with wanting women's clothing though? :(

oh thanks friendo send me your list and i'll try to repay

On second thought nevermind user you're a bit too low iq for this I imagine

Iktf I just want to be cute

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>tfw i live in an apartment and i'm pretty sure my neighbors would steal my gifts if i posted my list
Feels fucking bad

i told you guys i wasn't doing anything any more. i don't have to reply to myself to get responses.

enabling your mental illness will only end in your suicide.

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im just gonna post my steam wishlist here. feel free to add

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I think I posted in your thread earlier user

hating me makes me more miserable over being alive than women's clothes ever have :(

HEY FWENS. More Chwismas Pepe's for you.
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>What is "grinching"?

Buying things on wishlists to remove them from the list, then cancelling the purchase. The wisher doesn't get the gift and real gifters can't gift it because it's removed.

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5 times now, obsessed

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this music is fantastic. if you have a cozy place to sit put it on and get lost in the christmas cheer.

6 times now, supreme autism

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Thanks for looking, lads. Merry christmas.

Scot artist user please respond. You get your stuff?

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So is richfag cool now?

Rich fag was always cool just gotta follow the rules.

see
you can make up your own mind if you believe it.

No he's just fishing for (you)s

roast or trap?

I'm a roast

Just curious if someone gifts me something will it say which day it's going to arrive?

Dumb whore stop looking for betabux

ITT: one single man talks to himself in desperation for replies

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You'll get an email if it's legit

I'm not I've gifted 3 anons already

Yeah but like will it say which day it's going to arrive? I just want to make sure I'm home to get it so they don't leave it on my porch for someone to steal

It's okay anonette I still love you even if you're a roastie merry christmas

Thanks I guess?
Merry Christmas anyways

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How do I go to bed? These albums are too good.

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Roastie who can't draw very well and doesn't know what a Gundam is.

Your list died

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It was made by that draw user. I asked her to draw full frontals mech from unicorn.

kk, I'll tell support to remove the buy from other places thing.

Full frontal used the Elf bullock.

wait why are you on r9k?

Free stuff, free attention

Where else would she get betabux?

You did good work, Rich fag. I'll miss you immensely. Come back soon.

>Hes about to simulate an autistic argument between robots and rosaries like he did in the last thread.
That wasn't a "simulation". It happens every year, you fuckin newfag.

i cant take credit for most of it. i started the ball rolling and couldnt stop it. i had a plan where i put up lists linking to sick kids homes. i was hoping some people would bite and some kid with get a new toy for christmas. the moment i posted them they got grinched.

You're very mentally ill. You haven't done anything except make things up, you're 'that kid' of santa threads.

Roses are red, McDonalds is great, fear not Vic is here to yeet

Doesn't even rhyme, you post is completely pointless, faggot

Internet insults are like potato chips, it gets boring once you eat it way too much. No need for the rudeness.

I updated my list so that there's more items to scroll through and not choose from.
December is a depressing month.
I hope my bought book is legit. If it is and you're lurking, thank you so much again. Can't wait 'til Friday.
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