Are you a minimalist Jow Forums?

Are you a minimalist Jow Forums?

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Yeah I'm minimalist, minimalist in my height. 5'6-5'10 is the best height range for the domination of social situations.
This is because of the "subtle alpha" aesthetics the shorter man always gives off. The shorter man will always dominate through his "style", his "sleekness" and most usually through his intellectual power. Taller men can not pull this off, so they have to dominate in a much "in your face" and "raw" way.

Yes, because I have come to the conclusion that wealth, status, power, and women will never make you happy. The only way to solve life is to conquer your own mind, for it is the instrument that perceives everything else.

Based and Copepilled

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Based

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This isn’t pasta this guy wrote this lmao

Yes. I don't see the need for a bunch of useless crap you need to pay for, clean, etc if you don't need it.

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No because I'm not poor

It is pasta. It is in every thread.

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fucking pathetic apartment. Guy is mentally ill and an incel.

fucking pathetic apartment. Guy is mentally ill and an incel.

I have a bed and a desk and a laptop in my 1 room apartment.

>no wardrobe
clothlet

he could at least have a couch if he has company over
also clean up those fucking cables

Based and truepilled

I'd like to think so. Having fewer things (generally speaking) makes it easier to move around.

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I really want to be. it just seems so comfy to not worry about the hassle of a materialistic life. functionality and quality of life seem so much nicer. of course I’d need to raise that mattress off the floor though

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Lol the kid in the back

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Based and short-pilled

Wow theres so much room for activities!

yes, if you have more things you have more to care about.
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

richtig

what is the problem with that, looks comfy af

ITT: Coping autists who can't afford nice furniture with neet bucks

I'm a minimalist

Break down WHY you own each thing. Is it because it is useful or you really like it? Or is it just because you feel like other people would want you to have it?

Think about this carefully and why you have the possessions you have, but also why you're spending as much as you do on them. Instead, could you be spending that money more efficiently to make you a better, happier person? Instead of a $30k car, would a $5k car work? $25k could buy all sorts of other shit, like a trip around the world, weekly maid cleanings for years, a personal assistant, a nice gym membership, fantastic groceries, supplements, investments, whatever. Is it really worth it?

r8 or h8 m8s

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>so much room for activities!
Where the FUCK are you coming from?!

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From Jow Forums haha I found this site through r/thedonald . Here's a funny photo I found on Jow Forums

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Establish a connection with God, this is the true way

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>he could at least have a couch if he has company over

Not minimalising your social life, you will never make it brah

based

Yeah my dick is minimalist T_T

You're joking right?

gr8b8m8

lmao cope

>serialkiller.jpg

Doesn't seem so bad, desu.

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Minimalism is cope. It’s for people to afraid or lazy to decorate, neither of which is admirable. Once I started to live with my gf, she made it into a home. That period of my life is over, but I would never go to a minimalist kind of home again. I look forward to creating a new home, with a new family, someday.

Decorating a home is just buying worthless shit for loved ones to throw away once you die.

Based

You need to go deeper. Because she will.

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I love how normies think "personality" means stuffing a room with retarded band/movie posters
Guess what nobody cares about what your favorite Sóyflix tv shows are
nobody cares about what your favorite video games are
This isn't "personality" the only thing that matters is what you can do what you know

You can live in the fucking sewers if you want to but if you are a world class research scientist nobody will say "yeah but your house doesn't have personality" to you

holy shit
>bugwoman typical western female mode unlocked

Out of my 10 gfs, this looks exactly like 8 of them

All of them are the same, user.

>no furher portrait
almost based

Fuck you. Honestly, fuck you. Fuck you. I want to gucking kill myself.

>nobody will say "yeah but your house doesn't have personality" to you

women will say that

is that an ikea markus chair? coworker was gonna toss one and i took it, fixed the reclining mechanism and now i have to best chair in the office and everyone is jealous

>live laugh love
Why do women like this phrase so much, and who coined it so I can beat them up?

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>fuck you
Why???
>I want to gucking kill myself.
Why???

I can't argue with the addition of a comfy dog.

If you're mad about me having 10 gfs, take solace in knowing that 8 of them broke my heart.

bugwoman realizing she's a bugwoman probably lmao.

And the other 2?

Probably a woman.

It's a vacuous lifestyle quote probably dredged up by some Swedish furniture designer, women love words over actions so being surrounded by the illusion of living to the fullest gives them the feeling of fulfilment.

>everyone I've ever known seemingly has one of these shitty quotes plastered on a wall or stuck on some rocks in a bowl full of miscellaneous pebbles

>jesus cross when he goes full fedora in one of the first episodes
I don't get it.

>It is quite impossible for a man to imagine that this represents happiness to the opposite sex. They would have to realize that it is woman's nature to be able to enjoy amusements at the lowest and most monotonous level, and such boundless idiocy is beyond male comprehension.
-Esther Vilar, based roastie

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Why is it seen as evil for men to barely spend any money?:

>Live at home
>Barely spend any of my paychecks
>Have far more money than my coworkers that regularly almost reach $0
>One coworker got their nails done, despite knowing they'd have $0 in their account afterwards
>Feel happy because I buy what I want/need and don't have clutter or waste money on eating out, drinking etc

>Probably a woman.
I would imagine it's an incel who is jealous that someone has had 10 girlfriends.

For real though, why do women have such messy rooms?

>Ex had clothes, boxes and other junk on her bed all the time
>Bedside table had tissues, plates and leftover food on it

fucking kek

Not being a frivolous consumerist pleb means you're not fitting in, user.

Nobody's explained why it's bad to live like that yet. Why is it considered weird or scary if a guy only owns has a chair, TV, bed and appliances like a fridge? Why does he need furniture he won't use, family/friend photos?

Was MGS2 yet again ahead of the curve?

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I thought more of that Fight Club scene where he runs through the God awful shit he bought for his apartment.

>bowl full of miscellaneous pebbles
Fuck, why did this crack me up so much.
I don't think I've ever been in a girl's apartment without the bowl of pebbles, sometimes with succulent plant in it

What is "this" in the context of her quote?

You have to realize that strategies that break the game trigger NPCs. Instead of playing wageslave.exe where you always get JUST enough shekels to make it to the next week, and play until you're almost old and dead, your moves make playing the game unnecessary quickly. That triggers NPCs, who are programmed to stay within certain boundaries to keep the game balanced.

Hide your power levels.

broke up with the first one because she was a little crazy and we were fighting a lot. Spent the next two years single and w/o sex...

broke up with the second one to be with another girl. The other girl broke up with me 6 months later.

I'm average to above average with getting girls thankfully to a sense of humor but shit at keeping them. All 8 that broke up with me were almost all due to complacency on my part (stopped taking 'em out, stopped working out eventually, stopped caring about career, didn't want to move ahead with relationship like move in together, meet the parents, etc, that sort of thing).

I'm more of a maximalist, desu

Alright, which one of you had this in their room?

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None of these. Fuck, I don't have any stuff.

shit

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Did you ever commit to a girl and get a crushed? Or did you keep yourself protected, with one hand on the doorknob at all times?

Damn I wish I had enough walk around money to have multiple firearms just lazily strewn about my floor.

It's a glaring indication a person has zero social life. Never has anyone over to wat dinner, watch tv, or just hang out. They wonder what the fuck is wrong with the person that no one ever wants to hang out with them.

Whats this from?

>has anyone over to wat dinner, watch tv, or just hang out
who the fuck does this?

No, I'm a few steps below hoarder. I throw out trash, and keep things organized, but I love collecting shit, even useless stuff if it's neat to look at. I frequent Goodwill and yard sales and have found some unique things that look good on shelves or hanging on a wall. My biggest problem is the shit-load of books I have fulling up a closet t, I'll build a bookshelf eventually though.

And yes, this is a totally a coping mechanism. My shit isn't there to impress anyone, it's not there to start conversations with the people who (don't) come over to my home. It's there to make me feel comfortable, insulated, distracted from everything outside my house.

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Did you watch the show?

I've chosen to live in my sedan since everything I own fits inside the trunk. The only downside is no fridge to store certain foods/leftovers and occasionally police harassing you.

I'm pretty minimalist, but most of it is because of me being a loser. But I also was raised by parents who are pretty big hoarders so I hate having a bunch of shit everywhere.

There's a difference between being a minimalist and having some weird shit like OP's photo though

i wouldnt phrase it this autistically
but i agree tbqh this is pretty much it

I would like the dog, looks pretty cute.

>he hasn't seen step brothers

The "problem" with minimalism is that people can define minimalism differently.

You can have the minimalist who uses that as an excuse to be cheap and not buy anything, like that chair + TV combo in the tweet. That's not minimalism that's just being weird. Then there's real minimalism which is having the proper amount of stuff in a non-cluttered setup.

There's nothing wrong with not buying a ton of crap, but don't sit there and buy nothing and think it's normal

sounds homo

Yes! Mother, father, step-mother, step-sister, ex-wife: all hoarders! I stay minimal.

Aye Tally lad