Hey, I'm the guy from yesterday who fantasises about being homeless...

being cold 24/7 isn't exactly comfy. just remember to wear layers and know your surroundings. good luck

Yeah layering up was supposed to be on my list.

You in Ireland? Sounds like it

Yep. Nice little country.

You can get a gym membership for cheaper than that per month. where will you clean your tent and sleeping stuff? Of you don't have a fixed address how will you get social welfare

Do they take away social welfare if you're homeless?

Who's address will you be using or do you use now for your social welfare

My family's house. I suppose if they wanted to fuck me over they could say I was no longer living with them

Yet that's the only thing. If they think you still live there then you won't have an issue.

>you don't have a place to live so we're taking away your welfare
wat
Is this really how that works?

I think so. It's typical Irish thinking.

>first world
>european
pick one

projection at its finest. I take it you live in a third world north american shithole?

lmao the only 'third world north american shithole' is mexico

europe on the other hand... too many third world shitholes to count

although there's a bunch of first world shitholes all over america

t. canadian, and not that user

>buy a tent
>set it up in a secluded place
Feasible enough I guess, I know I would freeze to death where I live if I tried that (hobos here used to sleep into garbage bins during winter, occasionally you would hear about one getting crushed to a pulp by the garbage disposal truck)
>get a gym membership for the showers
Whoops ther goes 1/6th of your food for the month!
>use the shopping centre to take hygienic shits
They would throw you out, but assuming you got that gym membership, you could use their services anyway
>phone bill is 20 euro a month so I can watch YouTube videos and shitpost
Whoops there goes 1/9th of your food! After gym membership
Why would you want a smartphone anyway? Just use the free internet at the library
Also phones aren't eternal, even without accidents, be it 3 years or 5 years or 10: you will have ot buy another one

For real, you're going to be stabbed or robbed. Good luck

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Bread is only like 60 cents a loaf now. You should be good but remember, the state hates the homeless and will tries to ban charities because it's funny

Thanks. Bread is filling as well. Fuck the state. Politics here is just a club for big boys who want power

Of you live in Ireland, I reckon once your tent if found for the local young lads they'll annoy ya or report you as a pedo that lives in the tent. So make sure you go somewhere that limts this. If you are joining the gym though you wanna me near a town or something also for your bookies and shopping centre so you are really making it tough to avoid being caught.

What county you in?

That's fucked up for people that are stuck being homeless but unless I missed where OP said he's handicapped or something why should he get productive people's tax money for nothing in return?

Ask 420chan, they know the most about being homeless, unironically

He shouldn't but I wasn't talking about tax money I was talking about charities that the government sabotaged.

I don't know how it goes in his country but over here in the states the government would rather kill you than allow you to be homeless and would rather poison food than give it to them.

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Have you budgeted for laundry

This really isn't a very bad plan for someone who's facing homelessness. I sometimes fantasize about doing this as well but I know it'd get to me after awhile.