My girlfriend wants to have threesomes but still wants to be monogamous...

never happened.

if a girl asks for a threesome and you say no, she won't keep asking and she'll have the threesome anyway.

>i live with her and i can't support myself though
Then you're doomed to be a cuck, she's going to start fucking someone else very soon start looking for somewhere else you can stay

are you guys lesbians? does she want a 3some with another girl or guy?

If that was OP claiming to be a lesbian and not a passing shitposter then this is a LARP thread

Are you both bisexual and are you both actual biological females?

she wants to bring another guy in, we're both bisexual but i'm heavily monogamous and don't like bringing people into my relationships
yes and yes

Larp thread confirmed fuck off faggot

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don't be a cuck nigger op
pls no
just don't

You're pretty fucked then aren't you.
You should probably go home and try to avoid becoming someones sentient sex toy in the future.

bisexual females are finicky... how long have you been dating?

honesty is the best policy, especially because your sentiments are completely reasonable.

also, tits and timestamp?

both of my parents are dead and left no will for me

Larping faggot fuck off

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we've been dating for a year now

if i posted tits i would be a degenerate which is what i'm trying to avoid here

if i didn't have morals i'd just go along with the threesome

If you had morals you wouldn't be larping on Jow Forums

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yeah i guess it doesn't make sense for a girl who's dating a girl to want to be faithful huh
because all lesbians/gays are immoral by nature
is that what you're getting at?

fuck off larper
>tee hee silly boys my lesbian gf wants to get fucked by a man should I do it?
>oh also I'm a hopeless neet so this situation is unavoidable
>totally real btw

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>if i posted tits i would be a degenerate
first of all you would be a queen, the furthest thing from a degenerate. as long as you don't show your face.

it will also increase the quality of replies 10x which will help your situation

but have you tried talking to her about how you feel? what does she say? do you think it has anything to do with your sex life?

worst case scenario, i'll volunteer as tribute

If you are heavily monogamous then Dont do it. Doing it will probably kill you inside.

Imagine seriously begging for the tits of a larper

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you have a lot of pictures of feminine men so i'm just going to assume you're gay out of hatred for women and that's why you want me to leave

i'm going to stay on this board like i have for 5 years already, sorry gayboy
i have never taken a single nude picture of myself and i intend to keep it that way, sorry user
what choice do i have if she takes care of me and provides for me?

From the way you're pretending to be a lesbian I'm going to assume you're a faggot

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The guys a larper

None I guess, but if I were you I would find a way to provide for yourself and look for a different partner who doesnt force you into doing things you dont want. Have you told her exactly how you feel?

Obviously he's trying to get epic meme replies by pretending to be a lesbian that's going to get fucked by a man, I'm sure he wanted some robots to beg to be the guy

yes multiple times, she just tells me it'll be fun and thinks i'm not adamant about my decision

Larping on Jow Forums is unhealthy

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>i have never taken a single nude picture of myself and i intend to keep it that way, sorry user

thats hot. i'll paypal you $100 right now for one.

also, what about my question?

>but have you tried talking to her about how you feel? what does she say? do you think it has anything to do with your sex life?

she probably subconsciously realizes that as a woman your opinions are completely mutable and depend on whatever advantages you personally, so if she puts pressure on you you'll have no choice but to agree

i've told her multiple times that i don't want to and she seems to think i'm not 100% in my decision

i don't think so, she doesn't have any problem with our sex life, she says she just wants to try getting double penetrated with a strap on and real dick and she wants to see it happen with me too

Did she tell you to larp as well?

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Dude piss off, why do you care so much? Plus we already know cisgirls post on Jow Forums and /LGBT/ so fuck off. You're the only one spamming gay porn and being annoying, I prefer OP being a larper than you honestly.

OP you're obviously not okay with it, So it's obvious things won't get any better if you partake. Communicate this with your partner.

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I mean, you SHOULD tell her that you're not comfortable with it and that you don't like how she keeps egging you on and that it's not cool how shes not respecting your opinion.

but realistically, maybe start preparing to break up with her. she's clearly expressed adamant interest (to the point of ignoring your discomfort) in doing this, so even if out of respect for you and the relationship, she decides to call it off, it will slowly eat away at her and eventually you guys will have a very unhealthy tension between you two.

also curious to hear from you, what is your ideal situation from this?

You prefer the illusion that a lesbian is asking for advice on letting her lesbian gf get fucked by a man, why do you care so much?

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my ideal situation is she understands i don't want to be involved in an open relationship and respects it and puts those thoughts to the back of her mind and forgets about them so we can just be happy together

My ideal situation involves larpers fucking off

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no one asked you, hide the thread and stop being intimidated by lesbians

How has your relationship been going? Often when one person proposes a threesome it's because they're dissatisfied with the relationship and, whether they realize it or not, they're looking to see what's beyond it. It's also often the cause of a breakup, either because the other person won't do it or because they reluctantly agree and then resent doing so.

How about you stop making low effort bait threads instead

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we haven't had any fights in a long time, a minor one at the start of the relationship but it's been mostly perfect since

when i told her that it makes me feel like i'm not good enough she told me that she still loves me and that she couldn't replace me in her life with anyone else, she just wants to try something new to spice things up and she knows i'll enjoy it too
go jerk off to men

Well I mean something is off if she prioritizes pleasure over the love only you two can share, and this goes for any relationship in general. I know this sounds stereotypical but maybe she isn't bi and prefers a relationship with a man?

Stop making shitty threads faggot

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Well yeah I guess what I said might be the case, though I gotta admit I don't really understand bisexuality.

Probably wants both holes filled.
>get dildo
>use it while having sex

>she just wants to try something new to spice things up
this means she's no longer attracted to you physically and if you don't indulge in her desire to fuck men she'll just dump you or do it behind your back

thats what i thought. the problem with this is even if that does happen, it will be indiscernible from the situation i mentioned above:

>even if out of respect for you and the relationship, she decides to call it off, it will slowly eat away at her and eventually you guys will have a very unhealthy tension

and that's the best case scenario. realistically, she's probably a slutty libtard who will keep trying to convince you until that leads to a big fight, which will further motivate her to commit infidelity with a penis.

what are your thoughts on breaking off the relationship?

>low effort bait threads
Low effort bait threads are ones where the OP never bothers to reply, much less continues doing so for an hour. Even if this is bait I commend them for making it entertaining.

>she knows i'll enjoy it too
It kinda isn't sounding that way.

>Even if this is bait I commend them for making it entertaining.
If all that it takes to entertain you is someone pretending to be a lesbian then you have a low bar for quality

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i don't want to, i love her and it hurts me that she'd even consider such a thing but i'd be able to work past it if she could
she thinks i'm just scared of trying new things because i've been conditioned not to

also she's an alt right girl who browses Jow Forums not a libtard

Pretending to be a cuck while larping is a new level of pathetic

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Also OP, Ive seen alot of 'advice' threads on Reddit, and they almost always recommend polyamory. This is a total scam and NEVER works the majority of the time. Do not fall for this, this is mostly social political shit I don't even want to get into. Just wanted to throw that out there incase you search for advice elsewhere. Go by your gut and be honest with yourself.

i don't go to reddit but thank you, i have no intent of lowering my moral standards

Well you should tell her you are serious about it, but someone like that sounds like they cant handle a monogamous relationship. You could always just leach off of her until you find someone else.

You should probably fuck off to there they love larpers

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Gotta agree with this. Try to independesize (is that even a word lol) yourself, it's the best thing you can do for yourself regardless of your situation.

thank you for the advice, it's going to be a difficult future ahead of me

I'm sure it won't be too difficult the bar for larping around here is pretty low it seems

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pretty hot, you should reconsider the 3some option and invite me to be the guy. problem solved.

Op is me but with my long term Gf who leaves me for her old classmate

(This is a joke btw)

just put a dildo in her ass while you're fucking with the strap-on
ezpz

This is the response he's been waiting

Red flag. She already fucked that other guy. Dump and get a new gf.

Im sure it will, but you can probably do it.

>we're all bisexual
No OP, you were always a cuck

This honestly. Kek.

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You mean always a larper

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Also do you mind if I ask how you got in this situation? Also what happened to your parents?

Yeah yeah things that didn't happen for 42

>Also do you mind if I ask how you got in this situation?
He got bored and made a thread

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seriously this. this is what would piss me off the most about it.

women don't exist. Thats why this is a erp

Can I fuck your girlfriend infront of you?

just take the dick

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the other response op was baiting for

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I'm a very qt femboy with a big dick. Fly me in and add me to your relationship. That way there is no cheating between any of us 3.