>Be Strayacunt >Re-entering the safety of my gravity chamber when I notice something on the floor >IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING HUNTSMAN! >Biggest I've ever seen, you could ride it to Woolies >Contact the nearest Spider Defense Force representative >She's already fucking here to defend my home from the deadly invader >Huntsman's gone into hiding >THE HUNT BEGINS >We search the area it was last seen until it finally shows itself again >The bastard is sprayed a million times before it flees again >We keep an eye out until it reappears on my TV >It hangs there for a good 5 minutes, just staring menacingly >It finally falls and gets trapped behind my PS3 >We spend half an hour watching it, waiting for it to die >It just flails about, trying to climb up anything and everything to escape the pit it forced itself into >I start to feel sorry for it and start encouraging it >After an eternity it finally gives up and dies
So long, spider dude. May your fighting spirit treat you well in your next life.
I know, but I have a phobia of bugs and spiders and shit (mostly ones that can cause harm, so shit like wasps, march flies, most spiders, and so on), so it's hard to let a spider bro just be a spider bro. If it's outside then it can do whatever the fuck it wants in patrolling the area, I just don't want them fucking around in my home.
Dylan Adams
I have bad news for you, many fake being dead
Thomas Perry
We got rid of it almost immediately after it curled up, so it won't be back.
Robert Peterson
Every summertime ... guarenteed The worst is when the fuckers give birth which is usually on a really hot day and you gotta spend time vacuuming the little shits up
It's interesting, I don't really give a shit about dangerous bugs, but I have a phobia for all other kinds of crawlies. Don't care about wasps or venomous spiders, but roaches and big fliers make me want run away and kill myself. Worst are slugs and toads, for some reason.
Thomas Anderson
wew lad that's a big too edgy for me
Samuel Sanchez
we don't really have spiders where i live, but jesus christ it looks horrifying.
Jaxon Scott
Cockroaches are the fucking scourge of the earth. I think my phobia of bugs actually started with them since my sister made me worry about them getting on me and creating scars when I was younger. Yeah, huntsmen are fucking terrifying to see, but they don't really do shit other than kill bugs and whatnot. They're basically the slasher movie jump scare of spiders.
Isaiah Myers
>No spider gf to have strange but loving sex with.
How many eggs would a human-spider hybrid even lay, if any at all?
Nobody knows because their spider gf always eats their head after impregnation.
Thomas Cox
Fuck living In Australia if I saw one of these in my house I might seriously just burn the place down. Anyways where I am now there is a MASSIVE cockroach problem. At its worst there would be at least 2-3 medium-large roaches crawling out of the walls into my room every 30 minutes. I frequently found roaches in my bed, all over my room, in my shower. Downstairs there were hundreds of them in the kitchen. At night if you turned on the light youd literally just see hundreds of them scurrying around.
We put poison down and its a bit better now. I think they have mostly died now, I havent seen any big ones in a few days. Although 2 nights ago I woke up to a roach crawling on my mouth, but it was a smaller one and I havent seen any more since that.
Connor Rivera
You're thinking of mantises, though it is true that some species of spiders do eat their mates. That does bring up the question of whether or not a hybrid would take more after its human or insect half in terms of behavior.
