Kill myself

Im a lot older than you faggot and i can tell you straight up, you are a burden to your family and they secretly want you dead. Your crippling autism caused them nothing but high levels of stress. The only reason they haven't murdered you is because they don't want to spend the rest of their lives in jail.
Kys loser

I think this would happen to me too even if my parents would act upset. My mom has told me to kms and threated to kill me herself several times.

I'm sure you're just larping as a boomer but nonetheless I hope you get gangraped by tyrones and then fed to sharks during DOTR

>I'm sure you're just larping as a boomer but nonetheless I hope you get gangraped by tyrones and then fed to sharks during DOTR
Noones larping faggot. You are a failure in life and hopefully you are killed by some random person because you are a useless sack of shit.

I'm not OP, there are people who do love me and I've helped them make something of their lives, my mother is just a psychopath who should have never reproduced just like you.

Speak for yourself lmao.

Who said anything about being an incel? This is why it's so easy to spot your organization's attempts at "sticking it to" the "incels".

>there are people who do love me and I've helped them make something of their lives,
I doubt it. Nobody loves you.
>my mother is just a psychopath who should have never reproduced just like you.
It's the other way around, you are the psychopath and you need a bullet to your head faggot.

Boomer user is not organized at all. They are the type to have tons of acquaintances but no friends, maybe some dumbass faggot kids, a REALLY stupid wife that will take the kids away when she finds someone less insufferable, and a job a chimp can do.

You couldn't come up with anything more creative than this? Apply yourself you old rotting faggot.

Idk who you're talking about. I'm talking about the "political activist group" that's been trying to troll us because of the "thot audit" bs or whatever.

I am pretty sure this is just some old fucker who thinks the site is about yelling at people like a retard.

If you'll notice, they drew the "incel" term out of nowhere. That is a dead giveaway that they are trying to raid us. They were told that this is the "incel headquarters".

I guess? I don't really want r/incels here either desu. You're right though, this thread has nothing to do with them.

It's not r/incels. They THINK that we're r/incels. That's the problem. They say mean shit because they THINK that we're the big bad incel menace. They also dodged my post calling them out which I love.

r/incels came here when the board got 86d so they are definitely here, just less vocal since the site split and people started getting sick of them co-opting the board.

Again, i'm not saying there aren't some of them here, it's just that they ASSUME that every post here is made by an incel. Look, you don't believe me and that's fine. Keep an eye out for who the first person to use the term "incel" in any given thread is.

It's just happening so frequently it slips my mind but I'm sure you're right. I just don't always assume it's part of a raid, sometimes it's just a lone wolf who is desperate to convince themselves they made the "right" choices in life and are quivering in fear of losing the retarded life they built for themselves in the blink of an eye.

t. Retarded larpfag

You suck at this, clearly a female. going straight in for the kill just outs you and paints you out to be a desperate triggered retard.
lmao ya desperate retard.

Trolling used to be an art my man. It's so easy to spot when someone doesn't know what they're doing. They think trolling is just flaming.

Ting ting boomer where'd you go?

You have to overcome those feelings.
They are tricks of your subconciousness to keep you alive.

Whether your parents are happy or devestated, once you are gone, it is their problem.
They will have to live with it.

I've thought about that a lot, but my thing is that I simply don't know what's after this. What if it's some enter the void shit where you watch everyone react to your death? I mean nobody can say one way or another, so who knows. It's foolish to think that we know everything or even a lot about the world. I love science and i'm involved in a couple disciplines, but a major problem in our society is scientific hubris and believing that we're somehow better than those who came before us and are able to uncover the truly basic facts about the universe.

I unironically believe this is how my family would handle it, and then they would show up at the funeral with crocodile tears and tell each other, "you did nothing wrong, you tried your best" and they would all believe it too.

>doesn't open door because user is masturbating

This is why I don't even want a funeral.

>user was a troubled young man, with a VERY LOVING AND SUPPORTIVE FAMILY WHO NEVER ONCE TREATED HIM LIKE A SUBHUMAN MONSTER OR ABANDONED HIM IN LIFE.
>He is survived by his VERY LOVING AND SUPPORTIVE family
>If user were here right now...I'd tell him just how much he means to me(jack fucking shit)

>Your family would be devastated
That is a lie. We all know it deep down.

Coping little faggot who won't admit that you are worthless shitstains on society.
You don't belong in the world. You don't know how to follow the rules. You cause more misert than you do happiness.
Your families can't wait until you off yourselves incels.

Don't forget all the fairweather friends who stopped talking to you as soon as you graduated, popping out of the woodwork to ask why YOU never kept in touch.

Jesus Christ I'd never even considered that

Lmfao THE RULES! Look at this hard coping sad sack of shit, did you just get done crying from getting btfo earlier?

>Lmfao THE RULES! Look at this hard coping sad sack of shit, did you just get done crying from getting btfo earlier?
Lmfao at you incels who don't understand whats coming for you.
Enjoy prison

>did you just get done crying from getting btfo earlier?
FYI incel. You don't have what it takes to BTFO me at all. You are a worthless sack of dogshit and even your family wants you dead.

I just finished doing 5 years in the popcorn mines for refusing to have sex with a roastie, are you telling me they're about to round us all up again???

You can't even read the conversation you quoted yourself, where anons were discussing how incels ruined the board, inviting half dead brain dead morons like yourself to come flame the board for no reason. No one who has ANYONE in their lives that give a shit about them act the way you do.

My mother wants me dead, I have friends texting me right now wondering what I'm doing, unlike you. Is this what you do when your boyfriend cheats on you ?

COPE harder incel, you are one and you always will be.
Shitposting and riling you idiots up is the best part of the day.

My mom wants me dead too, I actually found her journal and half the pages in there are about how much she hates me and how badly she wishes I was dead. Fucking surreal.

I'm not the one slamming my grubby fingers on the keyboard trying to forget about my baby daddy's love affair, hambeast.

At least she keeps it private instead of pretending to love you and want to do things with you, yet can't stop herself from insulting you and treating you like a fucking subhuman. It's all because she hates my dad and knows the relationship was a mistake to begin with. It's always been like this even since I was little.

this hit too close

>My mother wants me dead
Can't imagine why
> I have friends texting me right now wondering what I'm doing.
Sure you do incel. You have no friends
>Is this what you do when your boyfriend cheats on you
I'm not gay like you are you abomination

Is this Kafka

I can do what you do, just deny whatever you say, watch:
You're not a man. You're a fat, ugly ass bitch whose greatest accomplisment in life was getting knocked up at 25 and now you're almost 300lbs and can't sleep with your 12 year old son anymore because you might roll over and crush him. Now fuck off.

>I'm not the one slamming my grubby fingers on the keyboard trying to forget about my baby daddy's love affair, hambeast.
I'm a guy incel.
That's the first goto for you incels. If someone comes on here fucking with you it must automatically be a fat woman.
I'm not a woman and i'm not fat you incel.
Go have mommy make you tendies and shut your piehole.
You are a pathetic loser

You could not possibly be a man, even incels have more self awareness than to just scream the same fucking thing over and over when they get called out.

If you have a cock, you're still a fat bitch.

Man that's heavy. I hope you're doing alright these days. Good luck.

I have the same thing, user. Wouldn't be surprised if it's true although I do not see the point in killing me that way

Cope harder incel. You are not a normal well-adjusted person. You are a mistake that needs to be erased from the world.
Kys you useless faggot.

You should really work on your trolling skills. You're doing what I call a "one post payload" in that you simply cram expletives and insults into a post and fire away. It's basically the trolling equivalent of randomly mashing buttons in a fighting game.

See you when you're 18 you dumb nigger

I think that's the goal of the group of people currently raiding r9k. Don't let them get to you. They don't know you and they can't judge you like that. I hope you find someone out there you can trust. I know how hard mental issues can be though. Best of luck.

I've never seen somebody so shit at LARPing.
I'd tell you to kys, but it's clear you have mental problems. Hope you rot with your shit mind for the next 40 years.

You seem awfully upset about strangers who have never had sex before.

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The best part is I do have sex, with someone who is probably more attractive than they can ever hope to be - I just have a shitty family.

I'm sure your lady is real turned on by disjointed diatribes on anime forums

>No friends
>Never had a gf
>KHHV
>Older brother is successful
>Entire family despises me for being a worthless failure
>Can't talk to anyone, get nervous and am always uncomfortable outside my home
>Failing all classes at uni that I barely got into
Should I end it robots? At least I'd save my dad money by not continuing college for the next 3 years

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Well somethin's gotta be keepin her comin back.

Slow down user, you're starting to reach the limits of your grammar

My dad and grandpa would take it the hardest.
I have no friends though.
What can cause a man to be so based and truth pilled?
He's just "trolling" anyway.

Well it sure isn't your poetic prose.

This isn't /lit/ guys. Stay more concerned with fucking spelling than whether or not literal boomers are raiding your board.

Fuck,i love my mommy so much

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Thank you for writing this user. I needed it.

You'll be dead in 6 months incel

I wouldn't worry about it loser.
You wont be on /r9k much longer
Why do you think only the work safe boards migrated to 4channel?
It isn't only for the advertising.
You are a loser and the entire internet knows it.

Lol how much is schlomo paying you for this?

Lol,how badly do you wish a girl would talk to you?
No girl will incel. You'll be dead or in prison inside if 5 years.
Jow Forums is bad for your mental health faggot.

>Jow Forums is bad for your mental health faggot.
Yea you are the worst person using it rn.

>tfw the escapism wears off and you remember you're nearly 30 and have no prospects and a wasting disease

That it'd upset my dad and my few friends and it being a hassle and mess for someone is one of the few things that really keeps me from ever seriously contemplating brb gensokyo, my life is genuinely bad though but I also enjoy things sometimes enough to forget about my shit life
>dad said he was proud of me for being the first in his family to go uni
>laughed and said something along the lines of really why because I've fucked it up so bad (nearly 29 haven't finished)
>he looked genuinely surprised and upset at my reaction
>feel like a piece of shit for not just taking the praise gracefully

Like I can't even imagine what me being dead especially by suicide would do to him, it'd upset my mother too but I literally do not care

>your mom wakes up
>it was that same dream again
>used to wake up crying every night
>not any more
>she walks by your room
>you're still asleep
>she watches you audibly mouthbreathe in the darkness for several minutes
>slowly edges closer
>one step, then another
>until she finds herself standing over you
>she stares
>no expression
>pinches your nose, covers your mouth
>it is a greasy and unpleasent to touch
>you wake up
>panic
>writhe pathetically
>weak faggot muscles do nothing

"I'm sick of you, user."

Don't you have anything better to do ? Aside from acting like pic related

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I know those feels my dude. I feel so bad for all the bad luck my dad has had, and I really want to make him proud. I'm realistically the only one in our family able to pass on both our genes and our last name. It's what keeps me going, you know? Good luck my dude. I hope you're in a situation that you can make it out of. Here's to a brighter tomorrow and guaranteed (you)'s from the troll who's spent all day in this thread.

>incel this , incel that

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Nah,that's incels like you

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Truth hurt incel?

On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad do you think this user is at sex?

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On a scale of 0 to 0 what are you chances of ever getting laid?