Nofap day 17

The point is you're supposed to either fap to your own healthy, typical and normal straight male sexual fantasies or find release by having sexual intercourse performed in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with a healthy woman

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Based Stan Lee cameo

A holes a hole, user.

You're just a fucking faggot and looking for an excuse to get your hole filled.

I'd install tinder if I had at least one good picture to put on it.

not be gay, ezpz

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how come when i don't jerk it for about a week, all i can think about is pounding fat girls?
which is of course the most hetero thing in the world

but this queer wants to install a gay poz spreading app on his telephone

yall out here really tryna get laid and shit and im all here just wishing i had decent friends, i dont even care about vagina anymore, i just want some friends who are my friend because they think im a cool guy to hang around

I got your back brah. You can use this one.

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same man, youre not alone

Contributing.

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OP here, might risk it all
Idgaf my finger hurts from swiping on tinder and trying to small talk
Had grindr installed for a second and I'm blowing the fuck up

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That's a bloke though. Trust me, it's not the same.

Grindr is guaranteed to get you laid.
Godspeed, user.

Is that a girl (male)

id smash

absolutely. this is way better and actually not overrated

>18
>nofap
>met a guy on cl and touched his penis
>wanted to kill myself for 2 years after
>regret everything
>no one knows not even wife
nofap is a meme

Wow imagine the head

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Josh???

>On nofap 30+ days
>keeping waking up with morning wood and fantasing about breeding girls and their moms
Holy shit

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No lmao but better luck next time

Sad thing is she could totally rock alt aesthetic and be really cute if she stopped fucking gorging herself

chad? is that you?!

All these dudes have their pics photoshopped to shit DONT DO IT seriously

>She

>she

Lmao I installed grindr too (no homo). But I can't find any Cuties like this thread, it's all gross old men and trannies.

David??? I thought you were dead!

Professional homo here, practically all trans people are grindr are scammers that wait for desperate straight men to message them and then black mail them into getting money, very VERY few trans people can even begin to look vaguely female and if you're seeing a lot off the bat you're in for a bad time

Use scruff and get a non-twink user.

>she

>Professional homo
Pardon me but what is this?

Your job description, faggot.

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Hes one of the scammers

because it has basically become impossible to have sex with women unless you are 8/10 or are into a very peculiar and rare situation that gives you access to sex.
Lack of sex makes people crazy. Think about sailors in the past fucking each other when they were forced to spend years at sea.

OP reporting in again, just blew my load to my imagination. Sad I relapsed but happy I can uninstall this app.

wew

Think of it this way, user:
At least you don't have AIDS

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Brutal blackpill, but true nonetheless.
It's over if you're sub-8 in a western country

savage

Nah just been on grindr for a good several years, I have grown wise with the gay

Just go for it
I ordered a waxing kit and an enema bulb already, a buttplug is next.
gonna wax and flush when i get home and then it's off to the races

this is seen all throughout history, lack of sex and off spring turns males gay
look at the ottoman turks, they were ridden with gays because the elites kept all the women for themselves and the peasants were fucked over and had no women to make families with, and thus relied on each other for sexual comfort and relief.

I did it once. I learned that it wasn't my thing, and now I can focus solely on women. No regrets.

Ask your gymbro to help out

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How can 3d women even compete?

Lel they are still gay. 24 years here and i guess we have far more people on this board who hasn't had any neither. If you are gay you are gay that's it

Faggot

I don't understand. Please rewrite.

how can you be blackmailed by a grindr tranny? what details do you give them that you just can't block them and they never find you?

>no fap day 3 order 9” dildo
>day 10 buy bdsm leather kit
>day 25 get fisted by gym bear
>day 42 browse bugchasing online forum while rock hard
>day 45 meet up with forum member and get pozzed
>finally fap later that day and realise what I’ve done

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it makes me laugh because it's true

Help. Thinking about beating this dude black and blue is giving me the big penis. Am I gay Jow Forums?

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if he didn't have a bulge, you wouldn't be able to tell he's a dude from the photo, just some weird alt girl with intestinal malabsorption.

I removed all porn and blocked the sites. Was fine for a month; then I caved in last week, downloaded and fapped to shitloads of porn, was off weekend and now I'm back home. Should I purge again?

It's the most good shit and I want to save it for later. But then I'll cave in and lose all my libido gains again...

David, everyone knows you're a fucking faggot lmao just get out of the closet

>nofap d11
>buy a women's swimsuit and BDSM cuffs and put a vibrator up my ass.
Thanks, Jow Forums

>wide shoulders
>adonis belt on someone who doesn't look like they workout
>hand size
Definitely a man. As a trap, it's anywhere from >off the roof with you/10 to >the penis makes it better/10.
Take away the bulge and it'd just be another 5/10 chick. Make it a tomboy and it'd be 7/10. Make it a tomboy who in that pic is just starting out on Jow Forumsness, I'd bump it up to a solid 8. A traditional AND fitness tomboy?? Then, we're talking Neil degrasse Tyson numbers.

Mfw no saiyan tail dick to wrap around my waist

My dick shrunk 7 inches back into my body reading this again

Anyone else get a lot boners in the middle of the night or after waking up? This shit didnt happen to me since i was in high school and now its back after nofap

>gays have low testosterone meme

not all the gays like the fags you see on tv or youtube dumbass

Be glad you quit at day 45, I got to 90 and now I am pregnant with the spawn of satan

beware of AIDS
Just fap instead. You will lose the urge to turn fag right away

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emtricitabine/tenofovir

>day 25 get fisted by gym bear

Please elaborate on this one

>day 8
>still posting on Jow Forums

When will it stop..?

they could probably find you on facebook/insta or your family and message them with screens of your grindr profile. quite brilliant really

Different effects on different people

yeah different effects if you're a fucking faggot

Dude, just masturbate but don't watch porn. Porn is what destroys your life not masturbation.

>bugchasing online forum
I will never comprehend the appeal of this shit

You could try beating off to your own thoughts instead.

By actually existing

Damn....

Will nofap inspire me to man up and make moves with this girl I've been dating again?

>Tried to have sex but as soon as the condom went on my dick went flat
>Since then we've been kinda distant and she says she isn't feeling it
>Told her I wanna give it another try

We're meeting up some point next week, and advice?

Isnt the point of NoFap to force you to interact with people to get laid?!
Unless you started NoFap as a straight man, i dont really see the issue here.

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>tfw i lifted for 3 years
>no fap also for 3 years
>land THICC hightest tomboy fitness goddess
>5 months in
>we move in together
>away from her mother she is worthless
>schizophrenia sets in because shes 21
>relapse
>3 years later still with her
>make 100k a year but broke because of her med bills and gym eating habits
>fapping is all i have and there is no escape

Doing Nofap 2019 so far and it's going good. Won't talk about any stupid superpowers, but one thing is important guys. My mind now knows that it needs to get a woman to get sexual release.

So i regularly go clubbing, approach girls, something I never had motivation to do. Nofap made me doing it

Dumb and gaypilled.
Im convinced this pseud-blackpill is dispersed by homosexual faggots trying to lure Jow Forumscels into degeneracy and sin.
Getting laid with a girl who was born female and identifies as a woman isnt "that hard".
Looks help you get the foot in the door

you’re gonna get pozzed user

Are you gay? If so, install it. If not, don’t. Sick and fucking tired of straighty making this shit more complicated than it is.

>nofap day 408
>mgtow monk mode
I have broken the earthly chains of mortal desire and now feel the energy of my ancestors flowing through my veins

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Add on: if you don’t actually like dudes, “prison sex” with someone you have no attraction to will just fill you with regret and probably make you hate real homos because your retarded ass did something you knew damn well you wouldn’t enjoy.

>browse Jow Forums for 10 years
>in meantime get bad schizophrenia
>voices tell me to kill my mom and brother
>sometimes find myself with knife in my hand then panic because i dont remember any of this
>talk to psychiatrist
>he says i must quit Jow Forums or i will never stop hearing those demonic voices and acting like psycho
>no

The torment will never stop

>Think about sailors in the past fucking each other when they were forced to spend years at sea
you fucking idiot,they used to "deepthroat" salmon. not fuck each other. thats gay man , c'mon.

was rubbing my nipples to this last night.

originally the point of nofap was to fight porn addiction