>be me >21yr old fembot >go to the hospital to get my birth control refilled (it's for periods) >doctor asks me basic questions (last menstrual cycle and all that) >says I'll have to take a urine test >"uhh ok" >asks me last time I was sexually active >"uhh never" >"you don't have to be shy user many girls your age are very sexually active" >"I'm still a virgin" >"are you planning to be sexually active" >"I don't have a boyfriend" >"oh alright well we can skip the test and get you transferred over to the pharmacy then" >get up to leave >"don't worry I'm sure you'll find someone eventually" >"uhh thanks"
I just wanted to get my damn medicine not be reminded how much of a KV loser I am AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
R u a qt? Man some day I will find someone like you and I can live happily with her, the kids and a god at peace until the end of my days
Nathan Walker
Are you good looking or why did the doc keep insisting on that? >r9k's knowledge on women and vaginas You know they get periods since they are teenagers,even if their hymen is intact.
Brayden Martinez
I fucking hate going to the doctor, they want to know if you are pregnant before using a fucking stethoscope, before putting fucking band aids on you etc. I can't wait to die so I don't have to go anymore.
Luke Moore
Wtf I'm sure I typed dog!
Blake Miller
I have a condition where I have hyperactive ovaries so I need to take birth control or my periods will be insanely painful
Thomas Richardson
drop kik ill give you validation, and be nice to you
Liam Ortiz
If you want I'll pay for you to move here and by my live in gf
Angel Robinson
pretty sure it's because I live in a small town and it's commonplace for all the chads and stacys to just fuck like rabbits because theres nothing else to do in this shit hole
Nathaniel Sanchez
>go to doctor >asks me what i do for work >tell her i dont work >surprised face and writes something down >asks if i still live at home >say yes >she writes something down >asks if im sexually active >say no >writes something down >be not a very sad or emotional person >she tells me im depressed >prescribes me pills
now every week i go she asks the same shit, pushes me to find work and a girlfriend doctors are crazy yo
Hudson Watson
Why aren't we having sex?
Asher Flores
>live in gf I've always wanted to be like a 1950's housewife
Asher Young
That's all I want. Pls be my gf Jk don't, I live too far away
Charles Gray
Sure we could do that. Whats your email
Gabriel Martinez
how about we just start out with kik RebeliousCookie
Christopher Bailey
That can be arranged. I'll hire you as a live-in maid with benefits.
Aaron Garcia
>that feel when normies remind you of how much of a virgin you are and act like they're somehow better than you I DON'T GIVE A FUCK DON'T ACT LIKE HAVING SEX IS SOME KIND OF ACHIEVEMENT
It takes two to tango and everyone here has two left feet.
Kayden Butler
>fem"""""""bot""""""""
Anyway I usually say "Not recently" while looking in the doc's eyes. Technically not a lie and gets me through the awkward moment.
Elijah Murphy
It seems like a simple solution then would be to replace on of the left feet with a mecha-right-foot. Problem solved. Plus you get the bonus of having a mecha-foot, aside from being able to tango.
