At work

>At work
>get completely fucking smoked by a 40 foot long telephone pole
>as it comes down it gets me in the lower back and pins me to the ground
>it takes my co workers almost a full minute to get the weight off me
>go to the hospital, the say I'm completely fine thanks entirely to having a ridiculous level of strength in my back and core


Jow Forums literally saved my life, thank you anons

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Wow what a story. Glad youre okay user!

where was ur gf in all of this

getting fucked by chad

Pls

I heard a similar story about a guy being in a car crash, the only thing saving his life was that his body was so strong that it didn't get pulled apart.

These kinds of stories were what got me into lifting. Imagine becoming paralyzed just because you were too lazy to not goto the gym and lift weights.

Did it fall on you or did a crane swing it into you?

Imagine snapping your shit up in the gym because you're too vain to just do cardio.

It just tipped over while we were lifting it

cardio doesn't strengthen your muscles and tendons. Only idiots snap their shit up

Imagine all the people

god tier user
friend of my father was in a motorcycle accident years ago survived only due to him being 130kg bloatmax lifter

Get a good jew lawyer. Claim extreme back pain and discomfort, sue whoever you can. Claim workers comp.

Neither does working out for size user.
Just get a tight lowfat high muscle density body capable of 300 reps at 100kg and you're gucci ygm.

Actually man, its a ridiculous thing to more or less hear someone say memes on a Uighur fish gutting forum saved your life

I thought it's a Russian pelemeni cooking forum

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It's a Serbian knitting forum

Kill yourself, frogposter

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Pls no bully

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Implying its not a Tibetan Implication forum

r9k plz go

I can assure you that Jow Forums didn't invent the concept of working out

No, but the stuff i do because of this site is what saved me from being permasnapped

Based and Lennonpilled

You mean that I should wear my squat plug all the time as insurance????