Do you guys ever wonder if at the NSA there's a cute agent watching your cam feed and looking through your internet history.
Maybe at first she laughed at you for the stupid shit you looked for or fapped to.Then over time saw your crying at night while listening to music.She starts feeling bad.She watches you as you attempt suicide.She screams at the screen.
it's all fed into a computer database that will flag based on algorithms. there's no actual people monitoring you
That ain't cool. We ain't Truman nigga. Idgaf if she did think that. She ain't love us
racist cracka ass CPUs and shit. sonbitch wit its midnight coloration processing and shit. fuck
I know it's just something fun to think about.
get back to class faggot
i just hope that she hates niggers, shit skins and non-whites at least half as much as i do.
Well if she watches your Jow Forums activity she might get redpilled.
Nice joke Jabroni
>She watches you as you attempt suicide.She screams at the screen.
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dont cry for me NSA-chan
we all gotta go sometime
you knew as well as i did that this would happen
good. then somebody knows.
I'm almost tempted to make a drawing out of this idea or a shitty comic.
im gonna listen to some fukn creed, thanks to this based thread
also thanks for that NSA office thread from way back, didnt know about the alan parsons project before that thread
i would love to see it drawn. fuck i almost cried just thinking about it
Well I want one suggestion should she be blonde brunette or a redhead?
i feel like brunette so she's more of a modest and lowkey type, it's easier to imagine a brunette maybe being poked fun at because she keeps monitoring the same person when nobody knows she's actually obsessed with them
>nsa was forced to look at big robo dicks all the time
Kek.Boss probably thought it was hilarious.
I'd read a manga with that plot to be honest
Oh yeah we need a name or nsa-chan will do?
hmm if you plan on referring to her in the third person for the sake of storytelling she could use any name, for some reason jessica comes to mind, but if it's just a drawing she has to be nsa-chan
>you have a secret harem of nsa cuties who we're assigned to keep an eye on your everyday habits but now they just cheer you on and adore your antics
>the fanbase centered around you is growing and some of the cuties have plushies and body pillows of you
A man can dream
and remember to honor your mother and father, your ancestors, and your White race.
1488 WPWW.
shitskins are temporary, but the glory of the White Race is forever.
>girls, anons online and hes replying to a bait thread right now!!!
>move Stacy I cant see. Is he typing it live?
>Not anymore, he just finished and hes looking for an reaction image.
>Use that smug anime girl or pepe user!!!!
>No, use the cropped porn image!!!!!
kek That's fucking perfect!
fucking nsa stacy laughing at our misery
Made a first sketch rushed it a bit gotta go to work soon.
fuck forgot to post it
she's looking very cute user. i like her eyebrows and smile, definitely makes her seem modest and not someone who laughs at us like those FUCKING nsa stacies
>Do you guys ever wonder if at the NSA there's a cute agent watching your cam feed and looking through your internet history.
>16 million dicks
i hope guinness makes an entry for that
youre a nsa stacey and you post nigger dicks all day
looks like zoey from 5 guys
i know its bait, but why so many nigger dicks back to back???? do you require more tests?
This makes me sad.
>tfw no nsa guardian angel qt.
Do it please
Originally btw
Please do it I will read a shitty comic with this premise
Looks trans to me
cuties don't need to develop the work ethic required for the NSA, they get taken care of