>meet new person at party/work/etc
>go to shake their hand
>slide past their hand and grab where their forearm meets their elbow
>squeeze the shit out of their tiny forearm while they squeeze me juicy ass forearm(do a wrist circuit at the end of every arm day
>look them dead in the eye and can see their face change as they realized they’re getting the shit mogged out of
>everyone I’ve done this to shows me an immediate amount of respect even if they’re a superiors at work
why the fuck aren’t you spartan handshaking Jow Forums?
Who here /spartan handshake/?
Jayden Sullivan
Leo Gutierrez
Because the people you think are showing you "immediate respect" just think you're mega autistic and are placating you so you don't murder them
Ryder Foster
fine line between fear and respect, pussy boi. I’m trying to mog people not win homecoming queen
Andrew Adams
Sorry I don't feel the need to go around scaring random people to make up for my manlet insecurity lmfao
James Gomez
I’d say the same thing if I was a forearmlet, don’t worry anonette we’ll all get their soon
Joshua Powell
lol ok manlet post your forearms then
Xavier Evans
okay, now this is based
Ryder Carter
Isaac Parker
People aren't afraid of you because you "mog" them, user. They just think you're retarded.
Benjamin Thomas
Nice muffintop fatty
Jeremiah Brown
Yeah yeah i can take pictures off the internet too, why dont you just snap a pic of your forearm right now?
Elijah Jones
that is right now
Owen Cruz
Hi Bane
Elijah Butler
>t.
Noah Jackson
I second this but OP is a fagg and wont deliver
Ryder Flores
you’re a big guy
Logan Martin
cmon user, this is sad.
Connor Myers
user i have bad news for you.
I know you think you look cool and intimidating like ancient greeks and romans or something.
Pic related is how normal people see (you).
Elijah Nguyen
via GIPHY
Brandon Gutierrez
Kek, this
Hunter Brown
I only do it to people I like. I'm not gonna waste a spartan handshake on any old retard, only for bros I would die with
Hunter Torres
No ones scared user, you just look like a sperg who’s to stupid to do anormal handshake. Fucks sake the Dow is kids in my highschool could do one
Blake Ortiz
fucking hell the autism
Thomas Richardson
Cringe
Jonathan Johnson
you're fat as fuck lol
Jose Ross
What a fucking IDIOT.
Aaron Diaz
everytime i see a post thinking it`s the cringiest something like this pops up.
Angel Allen
Pleb.
Austin Davis
I hope you're trolling but I literally know manlets who do shit like this and think they're mogging everyone while their gfs/wives smirk and eye fuck me on the side. Nobody's impressed with autistic handshakes except other dudes who have something to prove
Cameron Hall
What's the proper greeting when giving a roman handshake? Ave? Hail?
Jaxon Brown
Factual and based response
Asher Flores
might as well stick your tongue down their throat while your at it
John Garcia
Jace Rogers
Fear is a form of respect. Your future is guaranteed if you terrify and menace your employers.