>be me, cute asian fembot
>after 2 decades of perseverance, determination, and believing in myself after training hard for the asian gf exams I scored 101%
>finally got a hapa bf as a reward of my talents
I met him on r9k. We're getting married next year.
Congrats, truly happy for you.
wh-whoa I actually got a (you), thanks user
Hey that's great now get the fuck out gook whore
Have another one, mind sharing the story about how you two met?
Kinda have similair situations as you but they always ended bad.
Stop encouraging it user
Encouraging what, I enjoy reading and having conversations here. If you don't like it just filter or ignore you dip
Stop encouraging this female if you want to talk go to discord women don't belong here
>be me, cute asian fembot
>21st annual international asian gf examinations took place in Seoul, South Korea this year in February
>I've had my sights on it for the past 8 years and have been training in a temple in Tibet
>learned to cook, clean, and do multivariate calculus among other things
>competition took place across weeks where I had to perform, compete against other asian gfs of varying ethnicities in categories such as math, cooking, music, dance, singing, brain surgery
>in my final freeform performance, I play the piano and violin at the same time while singing and doing multivariable calculus
>won the competition with a score of 101%, unprecendented in asian gf history
>after 2 decades of perseverance, determination, and believing in myself after training hard for the asian gf exams it finally worked out for me
>few weeks later
>went on r9k
>hapa guy wanted to talk to me
>we hit it off and had a lot in common
>found out later he was my government appointed reward to signify my achievements
And the rest was history.
Discords are the epitome of toxic cancerous circlejerks with their elitism attitudes
Never heard of those asian gf competitions. Asia truly is a interesting place.
>Attractive
>Female
>No problem finding a mate
Why are you here?
Sounds like the perfect place for you and this dumb bitch
This is the best place to shop for a bf. Why would I want a bf who isn't a qt depressed virgin? Of course I'm an asian girl so I want a pure virgin boy who is scared of other women so I can have him to myself.
Everything in life is a competition really when you think about it user.
I feel like we're all just one big family here. We should all get along and be good friends!
How do I obtain love oh great Oracle
Study hard for your bf exams user.. anything in life can be solved through studying.. studying is everything
What bf exams, where do I start, what do I do, I need a teacher
No we are hateful bitter people we are not your qt sad boy bf we are what real depression and mental illness looks like none of that romantic shit you find in Anime
Yes robots are family but females can't be robots
Are you saying you're not prepared for the bf exams taking place in Moscow shortly next year? How will you explain to your future gf your gap in your bf resume? Well, I know some Tibetan monks that might be able to help you. You need to be committed of mind and spirit to be the best bf you can be.
This thread is a dumbass larp thread and OP is a faggot.
>No we are hateful bitter people we are not your qt sad boy bf
But you could be in theory for someone.. you just need a gentle touch is all!
>Yes robots are family but females can't be robots
That hurts user. I consider you my otouto.
Aaaaa so soon?!
But, I'm up for it!
Being a cute asian fembot is a heavy burden. As your onee-chan I have to look after you guys and take care of you. i'm doing it out of love, you'll understand one day.
Do you really think these posts are funny you faggot? Are you aiming for r/Jow Forums front page you cunt?
Shut the fuck up, I'm not your onee-chan you fucking fruit.
Yes, user! I probably put a big ol' smile on your face. You just don't wanna admit it cause you're tsundere!
Wrong terminology, user! You're the otouto (younger brother). I'm onee-chan (older sister).
>you just need a gentle touch is all!
So this is what gets you off fucking and playing with our emotions but that's fine as long as you get your much craved attention
I'm not any gay anime words
I'm not playing with your emotions user we're friends!
You're a very tsun little tsundere!
You're not my fucking friend, I don't know you.
I have a crazy idea, if you're such a cute asian girl how about you post with your real face rather than hiding behind anime girls?
I wouldn't mind showing it to my friends eventually privately if you wanna be my friend! I don't think it's a good idea to put my face publicly online for my career and stuff!
I don't think you losing your busboy job will be that much of a hit. I thought I was already your friend, do I get a choice now?
Posting pics of yourself is against the rules you dweeb
>I don't think you losing your busboy job will be that much of a hit.
Oh, no I don't do anything like that user! I have a white collar job in a firm. It would be bad if I get doxxed somehow!
>I thought I was already your friend, do I get a choice now?
Sure you can be my friend or be my good friend!
You are not my friend you just want to use me for attention you'd hate me if you knew me irl
I absolutely would not hate you irl user. I don't have it in me to hate anyone, but you don't seem mean, of course I wouldn't hate you. Even if you were mean to me I'd understand. Of course you're worth more than just attention.
Post it on /soc/ then, why are you defending this jackass?
It would only be a problem for you because your face would be attached to your dumbass posts. Just to be clear we are not friends and I don't want to be friends.
That's okay, user. You don't have to be my friend if you don't want to. Have a nice evening!
When are you going to teach me already :
You make me fucking ill, I'd take a genuine enemy over a fake friend.
Hope you have a shitty evening.
Also
>evening
It ain't evening in Asia you lying bitch.
That's unfortunate user. I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, that wasn't my intention. I just want you to know I really wouldn't hate you. And I understand if you're mistrustful of women, I won't judge you.
Sorry user! I wouldn't know how to be a good bf I studied for the gf exams :(
>Hope you have a shitty evening.
If that would make you happy user.
>It ain't evening in Asia you lying bitch.
I'm not living in Asia right now :o
isn't my engrish pretty good?
Why do you assume my gender is male
Can you be real and honest for once you cunt?
Get out of my continent you gook whore, it would make me happy if you deepthroated a knife.
oh I'm sorry for assuming your gender user ;-;
pls don't get the feminists to beat me up and force me to check my privilege
>ywn see op's cute asian feet
Why liv?
I'm sorry if I made you upset user, I didn't mean to do that. I still hope you have a nice day regardless.
I never said I wasn't a boi..
Are we friends now
Yes, I'm your friend ^o^
You can make up to me by never posting here again.
Thanks, it's been so long since i made a new friendo.
Oh okay, I'm sorry user! I'll try not to get in your way and upset you next time.
>^o^
Jesus Christ
user don't you get bored when someone completely ignores you?
ooh, that's cute. you must be shy! well, quality over quantity right?
Scram cunt.
>some white neckbeard's daydreams about his pure azn kimochee virgin gf go so completely wrong he thinks he's the girl
This cunt is so thirsty for attention """she'd""" reply to anything
>A woman or just anybody not hating me
Stop
I don't know about the quality because they always seem to forget about me
so why do you care so much, you won't change a thing
I want to make it clear that I can see through the bullshit and fake persona, also I want to vent autistically as is my right.
Oh god you're so pure, I wish you were my gf instead
I'm sorry to hear that user :(
I'm quite introverted too so I don't have many friends.
Oh god you are so fucking gullible, I hope you don't accidentally drown in the bathtub.
I have to sleep for school tommorow. Thanks for the fun time new friend, you're the reason I still come around here
Sleep well user! Hope you have sweet dreams and good luck in school tomorrow
Why does the gf exam requirement music, calculus, and shit like that? As far as I know u should have taken the bj and sex examination. that is important for a gf to be good at
That examination is a follow up exam that I take after getting a bf.
wtf, why would i want a gf if she can even suck my dick? the system is shit. will you have to take the wife exam? what's on that test?
s-sorry, I'm not that experienced with sucking um a boy's peepee yet. But I think when me and my bf live together I'll be a fast learner and try to do my best to satisfy his needs.