This is me

wow and I thought you guys were in the same boat as me but you're just a bunch of assholes.
And I just wanted to know if I had chances

Well YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES.

And stop giving a fuck what other people think--without shutting the world out. Once you *actually* do that-- in way that includes the thoughts, regards, and feelings of people.

Somebody out there will be into you, 100%. I hope you're clever, because it's hard to cultivate if you weren't born with it.

thanks man I apprciate your advice

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also if you guys think my thread doesnt belong here can a mod move it to soc

Your only bad feature really is the long neck. You looked better in the photo with the scarf so look into buying clothes that will make it look shorter

>Wake up, Mister. Freeman
>Wake up and smell the ashes

What the fuck is up with your pupils? Are you on coke or something?

My fucking sides lol.

I started giggling just by opening this thread and looking at your pic OP, but this user put me over the edge.

Anyhow you look freaky as fuck but I've seen way uglier dudes get laid so you should be OK given time.

Your obvious problem is the neck, I'm sure you're aware, but it's not a death sentence. You can definitely downplay that by wearing clothes that make your neck look shorter, like the one I'm wearing right now. I have a normal neck but it looks shorter here. Pic related.

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Sorry I'm late on that clone order.

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that sounds cool what game is it from i don't really play video games
this gives me hope I will try it whenever I take up the courage to talk to women, how do I even learn talking to women
I don't know I think it's the light or the camera
on this one they seem normal

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you look too nice and your eyes don't look real

Dude
Go back to Africa

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I'm not a professional woman-talker but just talk about common interests? And if you're like me and your interests are obscure, I really have no advice. Just wait until you find a weird girl, that's what I'm doing.

I really wish I was more chad looking I just want to pound one girl after another but instead I don't even get one

Here's your courage mother fucker. Some women will like it when you hit on them, and some of them won't. Even if they don't they might come around later, or they might not. The point is never to feel bad about it or ashamed. You're not doing anything wrong. What you should feel ashamed about is feeling ashamed. If she acts awkward with you later laugh at her for it, because nothing ruins your mood.

This isn't communication, you're just talking to me and I'm talking back but you're not listening. If pounding one girl after another is your goal you're on your way to inceldom.

EYES???!??!?!?!?
FUCKING EYES?

You have a single major flaw, you're not going to cut it as a male

what do you mean by that? are you implying I should be trans?

why are you at a kids park and why are you so happy to be there?

I'll be honest, you have zero chance at getting laid right now but you have decent face aesthetics so there's potential. Bulk up and grow out your hair and you will be a chad, maybe also grow a beard if you're capable of doing so

probably b8 but whatever.

You need more weight and a broader neck. Better hairstyle and clothing style. Plus you look autistic as fuck. Learn to have a more natural and genuine smile and look.

dont listen to him. ho to the gym thrice a week and dont fap too often and youll find one

women like funny tall men

wear a giraffe shirt
lift weights
make your neck thicc by lifitng neck
let the top of your hair grow out longer so your hair is emphasized instead of neck

ive seen ugly dudes get laid just because theyre tall

I would just start dragging women back to your cave if I were you

full blown lizard genetics

Start working out - aim to get decently muscular. You look like a nice guy who can take a joke so if anyone comments on your neck I can imagine you'd play it off well.
Wear more fitted button-down shirts with well-fitting jeans and good shoes.
You'll be fine lad

Work out a lot, especially traps to make your neck look shorter

You look like you swallowed viagra and it got stuck in your throat

Ah common dude that was funny.
I personally think you've got a horse to jump, but if you find a nice girl she will be good to you.

Your smile, made me smile.
Thank you.

Hairstyle cool! Compliments head shape and forehead shape.
U also got nice big eyes and a genuine smile (nohomo).
DESU ur neck is kinda long but if you find the right clothing u wont have a problem dude

This scarf and jacket combo is a good look for you. It hides your ridiculous neck. You are tall and white, so just go to some asian country and you will do ok.

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youre fine man dont get down. You really got a neck on you though desu but otherwise you're not ugly at all

Legit potential to be above average. Can improve further by growing slight stubble, getting used to squinting and displaying a more serious side. Try squinting smile as well. Tuck in the chin military style (makes neck thicker and gives peak posture). Can pull off formal clothes extremely well, stick to suit look. Current hairstyle is okay but eperiment with an inch or two longer hair on the top. If in gym, train traps, delts, and triceps first and foremost. Pullups, rows, dips can be done without equipment.

Yeah the guy who works in the se cond floor of the building i clean looks like you , he is also married and has kids.

I would give you advice if I didn't just use google reverse image search
Why even larp

Warum bist du in der CDU Digga?
Du Hurensohn

Don't worry about your neck, you must have bad teeth because you never show them when you smile.

I'm gonna be honest you look straight up scarry nigger, you have dead doll eyes holy shit

If you could actually know how to interact with women and arouse them your fine man
You need to get your game up and 90% of game is confidence and not being a cuck
Women like it when men are aggressive in the right ways

Allah souria bashar ou bas!
Mr. Worlwide

Grow a beard maybe?
Anything to distract from that neck.

You legit look like an alien man

Dude chance that expression, you look like a pedo

You look alright except for that loooooooooooong neck

time to take the neckpill boyo

candace

Do some shoulder shrugs with weights giraffe nigga

Why on earth would you post this here? There is not chance. You are doomed.

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why are you smiling I think im going to have a nightmare holy fuck

Hit the gym bro. Build out your chest and your neck won't look you survived a hanging.

There's a 55% you fucking ostrich