I love women who look like dykes

I love women who look like dykes.

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The only fucking reason I watch Z Nation is so I can jack off to Katy O'Brian. Muscle dykes are my weakness.

Same, too bad they're usually lesbian.

is that good charlotte?

I wish I was a lesbian just to bro around with a dyke before having passionate sex.

I don't think it's that great, lesbians have problems with women too.

How can one tell these women apart from actual dykes?

Isn't there a term for when no one is initiating sex in a lesbian relationship? I hear it's kinda common. Something like the phantom penis.

Lesbian bed death, but it's not just that.

If you're not extremely attractive, you're basically considered a man by the attractive lesbian women and forced into the butch role, so you have to roleplay the most retarded masculine stereotype possible, and be no more than a function of how well you perform, you have to do it 100% correct to the wishes of your partner, and adapt to their sexual fetish or she'll just find someone else since she's so desirable in the sex crazed lesbian community.

See, I basically described the normal male/female relationship dynamics. If you're an uglyish lesbian who just wants true love, might as well kill yourself like most guys.

I mean there's always exceptions right? I'm pretty uggo but have still gotten gfs before.

>very very straight
>people assume i'm a dyke because i don't shave or wear makeup

I wish it was a preferred look. Make up is more often than not really tacky. The natural look is much more attractive.

shave what, your mustache?

You get the best of both worlds then, you're a sought after commodity in the straight dating market, and you can lead lesbians on and get free ego boosts.

Just go prison straight

Would you bully my penis?

I agree, even though I don't not wear makeup to make myself look more attractive.

My legs and pits, and that too

That's the thing, I'm not into femdom either, at least not hard femdom.

Whats your body type and do you have a big bush?

>I'm not into femdom either
>at least not hard femdom
You don't have to sweeten the deal; I'm already sold.

So you're a normal woman then, congratulations, 50 orbiters incoming.

>i don't shave
Shave your head.

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They are amazing i had a friend with benefits that was a dyke then we fugged and she became bi.
A uni friend was a dyke and always flirted with me made diamonds but i cannot act on it bcs life.
Dykes are hot, at least the ones that don't want to be dudes.

This. I was a Field Training Officer and had a hot dyke rookie under my wing. 2nd Shift would usually go to "our bar" on Fridays (4 crews) and drink. After 2 months, one Friday was our last rotation together and she got drunk and asked me to be her first guy saying she always wanted to try dick so we fugged and then dated for 4 months.

I love women who are into me. Roasties always ask:
>what's your type user?
I always play it off but in reality...
>anything I can get.
I hate women

My ex was like this as well and she was really fun to hang around with, plus the sex was great. I think she liked women more than men in the end but I wish I could get it back.

Women who look like dykes are okay.
Women who act like dykes can fuck off.