Redpill me on potatos

redpill me on potatos

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Grows in dirt
Carb
Comes in multiple varieties
Can be made into vodka

High glycemic load for small portions, would not eat.

potatoes and white rice are best carbs

*potatoes you charlatan

Too much carbs. I gave up potatoes.

Pretty much the best food ever.

They make you taller so they're trash. Everyone knows 5'6-5'10 is the best height range for the domination of social situations.
This is because of the "subtle alpha" aesthetics the shorter man always gives off. The shorter man will always dominate through his "style", his "sleekness" and most usually through his intellectual power. Taller men can not pull this off, so they have to dominate in a much "in your face" and "raw" way.

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Listen to me.

Look at those eyes. See how they long for the black cock.

Peasant food that doesn’t need to be eaten unless you’re starving to death and it’s the only option

But it looks like she's retarded.

didn't she go nuts after her blacked scene

I have the same face when I take a a shit, does that mean I long for BIG BLACK COCK too? No you Dingus it means that it hurts

Very nutrient-dense and tasty. Anyone who says "but muh glycemic index" is a dyel

You longing for black cock and said black cock hurting your tight boipucci is not mutually exclusive.
That's the power of the black cock.

Skin aging is no joke.

>becoming mentally unstable is the power of black cock

guess they're right when they say you don't go back

*munch* Not really a fan of Baked or mashed *chew chew* but *munch munch* fries are great *chew* *munch* Steak fries, curly fries, waffle fries, smiley fries, cheese fries, *munch* dipped in ketchup good lord I can't help but chow down *chew*

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Peasant tier food that's actually fuggin based. So long as you don't eat a bunch of other carbs like rice and pasta throughout the day, why the fuck would potatoes be any worse. If anything their god tier because they're more nutritious than most fast digesting carbs.

My superior peasant genes makes potatoes god-tier,except omelette,omelette fucking sucks,if i find out one of you retards like omelette of potatoes i'll find you and give you every detail why your taste is shit

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Perhaps it is losing your mind.
To look upon his dark staff, to feel it inside of you is to pierce the veil and meet the beings of the deep. But is that mind, or is that magic?

French fries are basically deep-fried Pixy Stix.

A starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
Potato.

tf are you talking about

Sugar ages your skin.

the avg potato has 1.7g of sugar

tf are u talking about lmao

Depending on the serving size they spike your blood sugar due to the high glycemic load.

whats taters precious?

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*angry irish noises*

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Did someone say potatoes?

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god tier food for health if you don't fry them.

peru here
your welcome

Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

They're a good source of carbs as long as you're not an obese diabetic
Oven fries make my cock rock hard

Irish people didnt know what taters were for a few years so dont judge

I stopped getting white specks on my fingernails (a sign of magnesium or calcium deficiency) after I started eating potatoes with dinner. I also lost weight and I feel better.

One of the many, many, many reasons why I ignore Jow Forums when it comes to nutrition