/r9gay/ - #527

ello im gay

Heck, Nevada is also far away and REALLY hot.

What kind of porn are you looking for?

Go to fclive and if if you're lucky you can find a crossdresser or slim guy searching for a 1-1 cam

>tumblr
why are you here again?

Pooped in my diaper just now. Going to sit in it and let it stew in there for a few hours, sure feels super warm and comfy~

I go on tumblr too. It's good for porn and there's a subsection of users that aren't insane women

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out you go too

Tumblr has good thinspo and that's it

Tumblr has hot boys like this on it.
b0tt0mtext.tumblr.com/

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yeah no his peeper is way too small man sorry

>tumblr has hot boys like this
>proceeds to post a guy showing his asshole
thank god for verizon

Okay thats lewd, what about boy tummies?

@49651290
>tranny socks
Good riddance

I don't understand this. Why are you thanking god for Verizon?

verizon owns tumblr

Oh, shoot. Thank god for you. I appreciate you for telling me.

>tfw no nigger hating southern bf

this is me, but im not a burger

>tfw no minecraft furry bf to play ftb and tekkit with

Gotta have the tranny mask to hide that jawline
tfw no bf who is okay with what he likes and doesn't need to hide with a retarded mask

>tfw no nigger hating bf who secretly lusts for bbc

feels bad

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>tfw no fat/nigger hating bf who wants me to top him and says "fuck me you stupid fat nigger fill me up with your nigger cum you fat fuck"
i have fucked up fantasies i hate being fat and black

that sounds so backwards

you both want to top and degrade a guy while also being degraded yourself?

No I just want to top someone while he degrades me

tfw bf is at work

Give me yung virginia bf rn uwu
BlazeXM#7487

couldn't you and pa user just hangout? it's only a 6 hour drive, that's way shorter than what i'd be willing to travel

Not either of those guys but what would you be willing to travel?

about about 8 hours of travel time, im situated in scandinavia myself

Oh, snap. Its Scandinavia user. You always seemed nice man. It's hard enough running into other euros in this thread, so for you to be in Scandinavia I'm sure that makes it a bit more difficult. I'm an American though, so it's more of an outside looking in kind of thing on my part.

how tall is r9k?

I'm 5'5 but only 18 so I hope I will grow more

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6'2 and 19.

>only 18 so I hope I will grow more
I don't think that's how it works user

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5'5 is the perfect height, user

qt shorty

I'm 5'7

181cm(5'11) and 23

>its scandinavia user
kek, idk there's a lot of euros desu, it's just all the countries and languages that make it hard, also the reason i want someone in scandinavia is so that we can both be on NEETbux in whichever country we live in
6'4

5'11 at 18

hope to grow 1-2 inches

5'8
but I'm 25 years old welp

5'11 at 22
I like it, it's a normal height.

Its funny, but that's how i recognize you. Also, yeah. Here the only thing really different is the accent, but most people you meet will at least speak English. But you probably knew that. Is this to say that it's in your plan to either have the future bf move in with you or vice versa?

I'm 5'7
But I'm Hispanic, and we're not known for being tall.

>tfw used to be twink as a teenager, probably could have made a qt femboi if I worked at it.
>now nearing 30 and slowly gaining weight and stopped shaving body hair like I used to, now on the path to being a cub and eventually bearhood

I don't know if I like this or not.

be my bf thanks

orginao

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I am 6'3", but unironically.

>tfw mostly hairless except for my legs

my thighs and butt are very plump but i hate shaving so often to maintain my twinkhood

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>Is this to say that it's...
yeah, that's is something I'd like and if the future bf wasnt from scandinavia he should be okay with working a part time job or something alike, which i of course don't think is fair, but that's how it has to be

You can't just ask three boys to be your bf like that user

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why not?

>i'm cute
>i smell good
>i shave
>i have a nice butt

i'm everything anyone could ever ask for

Do you like short guys user? how tall are you?

bet they are all americans

>why not?
You can only pick one user!

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how do I cure yellow fever?

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Wanting your bf to work part time while you NEET it up is hilarious. If only this were a movie I could laugh and not take it seriously, but because you're saying this I am forced to do both.

Is there such a cure?

>how do I cure yellow fever?
you don't. Asian boys are wonderful

He also wants his bf to be cute and perfect,just lol.
I think he will grow old before he gets any bf.

i know it's a hard life
wrong

How did you guys spend your favorite day of the week today?

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I'm so mad at asian genetics!!

White boys are cuter imo for a period of time, but hit the wall around their early-mid twenties. Whereas asian guys can stay boyish looking into their late 30s for fuck's sake

it's no fair

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Going to class and working late and driving home depressed in the cold at how I'm never gonna get a bf.

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ate some chips and dip earlier

Where do you live, user?
Sounds tasty.

>asian genetics
Don't forget how many Asians are naturally hairless on their lower bodies

>White boys are cuter imo for a period of time
Let's agree to disagree. Asian and White guys are equally cute.

>Where do you live, user?
I'm the one and only Minnesota user in this thread

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Why would you want a cure? Hey, man. You like what you like.

No, I get it. We all have our ideals right? A lot of them are unrealistic. But he dared to dream. Like my ideal bf would be like a white or asian guy who is on the cuter side, and likes some of the same stuff I do. As long as we have stuff to talk about, great. But I know I'm shooting a little high with this in mind so I try not to think about it too much.

Haha, no kidding man.

I watched those video essay kind of videos on YouTube, some anime, looked for part time work. I'm not feeling great.

>I'm the one and only Minnesota user in this thread
Hey, finally somebody in my timezone.
>I watched those video essay kind of videos on YouTube, some anime, looked for part time work.
Sounds like you had a productive day of sorts.
>I'm not feeling great.
I'm sorry to hear that, user. Are you coming down with something?

Bad, I ran out of drugs to take.

because I have very masculine genetics and asians guys usually want pretty boy bfs

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I'm not american

Talk to an actual asian guy, most of them are homophobic as fuck

I'm just so jealous they stay cute for so long

this is a 55 year old man.

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>wrong
Saying that im wrong doesn't mean that i am wrong.
Enjoy being alone forever.

Haha, I can't imagine it seemed all that productive. The video essays were about movies and video games. Not really in the sense of feeling sick. Just emotionally, doesn't feel good man. feelsbadman.jpg
But thanks for caring enough to ask. I appreciate that.

This would be the perfect span for the Thailand user to be around. He wanted a cowboy bf, and I figure if you're masculine that's close enough. But I understand. Pining for something you don't think you'll get to have.

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>But thanks for caring enough to ask. I appreciate that.
No problem at all, user.

i like it, please take the bear pill
and be in canada

you do you user

originales

>tfw tumblrina is purging all the hot cowboy actions

I want to fucking die, and tfw no cutie cowboy bf to do a hot cowboy actions

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Im just trying to help you user.
You will regret being so picky in the future.

i already told you, i dont require my boyfriend to be perfect, what do you want out of me?

So you responded to me about stuff I did today, what did you do?

Just laundry for the most part. Cleaned up the kitchen a bit. Nothing at all exciting for me today either.

You want a small cute scandi bf but all you have to offer is money that you don't even earn.
Seems picky to me.

Wait, what time is it for you? It's about 22:30 or 10:30 PM for me. Which made me wonder how doing laundry would take up the whole day. But if it's early for you I guess that's different.

When I said "for the most part" I meant that was the most excitement I had today. It wasn't that much laundry, but it was about 3 days worth. I had nothing better to do and wanted to do something, so I figured why not. Now I have clean laundry. To answer your question, it's 9:24 PM for me.

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like so many other people want a furry minecraft bf or a cowboy bf, is it so bad to have specifics?

>tfw tumblr is purging nsfw blogs as we speak cause they updated their terms to include no nudity

Well, there goes at least 75% of their community.

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A guy's cuteness does nothing for me, if the guy is modest (not a whore), talkative and decently normal I am into him. His physical characteristics do nothing for me desu

Oh, shit. Only an hour behind. Time is an odd thing right? I think about it in relation to people often. Given that there's only an hour difference, are you American too?

I understand you, all the anime-like cuteness is really tiresome after a while and it's worse when that gives them a sense of entitlement (thanks to orbiters and that)

Yes, I live in the USA. Southern USA, to be a little more exact. What about you?

A furry minecraft bf or a cowboy bf aren't anything special.