That Kid Thread, I'll Start

Bluetooth speakers started being a thing in my senior year (2013), that kid was playing the mortal kombat techno theme until some black girl said "man fuck this gimme that" and started playing collared greens by schoolboy q. Just a fun memory.

> that kid who was gay

>that kid who always got kicked out of the classroom

>that girl that had a meltdown because teacher gave her B instead of A
>those kids that melted chockolate bar on radiator
>that cool kid that loved Mass Effect and talked a lot about firearms and nuclear warfare
>that cool librarian woman
>That teacher who was on the verge of suicide
Tell me more, OP

>That retarded kid who got suspended for fucking the mudkip plushie and then starting a riot

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>That kid who rubbed his shit all over the wall
>That kid who would set off the autistics kids

>that gay kid in 8th grade who fucked a dude 4 years older than him

>that kid who wasnt gat but STILL never had a girlfriend

>that kid that got framed as wanting to shoot up the school and got moved to the delinquient program

genuinely good kid. hope that the kid who framed him eventually gets fucked over.

He used to be a military police officer, then he became a police officer but I guess he lost his job (I dont know how)

Half the time hes not even at school, he just calls in a sub.

And he constantly mentions his old job, hes always saying stuff like:
"if I had my old job I wouldn't be teaching here"

>kinda hope he ends it though, his class was a pain in the ass. His name's "William Bledsoe"

That was me. I turned out okay in the end

>that kid who always had his hoodie on and got arrested for bringing a pistol to school
>the special needs kids who made weird noises in the cafeteria and sometimes started fighting each other
>that 15 year old sophomore who got pregnant
>those native kids that always brought knives to school
>those black kids who played in the basketball court during break and started a fight every other day
>the mexican kids that smoked weed in the bathrooms
>those 4 kids who were expelled for smoking weed on the bus
>that girl that tried to jump the fence to get out of school but fell face first on the concrete
>that girl who had a panic attack during PE that was so bad an ambulance had to take her

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> That kid who sidnfowoxnwoxncin2msocnen

>that weird kid that was caught taking creepshots on the bus and got bullied by everyone even more for it
kek thank God I'm not a creepshotfag

>That kid whom got hit on my the teachers
shit must be nice

ur on r9k

>that kid who tried to pull hoes from other schools but ended up drinking alone every friday night calling his friends "fake"
>That kid who would play vidya with you everyday but completely changed when he got a job and the 10/10 qt that you drooled over everyday
>That kid who would live with his grandma and play vidya everyday until he graduated and said he would get a job but probably sitll won't

>Those kids in 4th grade who smoked pencil shavings out of a straw in the bathroom

mfw im friends with that one kid who made rap songs and liked eminem to the point of making him his background in 7th grade

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>that kid in 4th grade who smelled like shit because he would shit and piss in his pants
it was me btw

>that kid who couldn't greentext

Faggot.

>that kid who peaked in middle school

>that kid who sat in the gym crying all the time

>that kid that got sent to a mental institution twice

>that kid who got suspended for sexual harassment

>that Republican with a cancerous Instagram page

>that kid that got sent to a mental institution twice
Don't remind me

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>that kid who said it was the best thing about her when told that his gf looked like a guy

>the tard who was killed on a field trip

>that kid that who shit himself in class

>that kid who tried to set the school on fire (this one was me)

>the tard who was killed on a field trip
Please elaborate

The tard had a allergic reaction to penut butter, someone brought nutella and set him off, ambulance came 20 mins later (remote part of my state)

>tfw you come to these threads hoping you were "that kid"
>tfw you were too weird to hang with normies, but too normal to become "that kid"

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>tfw that actual autistic kid who hit on all the stacies constantly.

Dude was a fucking legend but it was cringey as hell to watch.

>that gay kid that sucked off and assualted other kids and everyone was aware of it but the teachers ruled it off and called everyone spreading the information a bully

>that kid who played gays 4 donald out of his truck during 2016 election
>that kid who said his dad was an nfl player
>that kid who was supposed to go on an mls team but severed his achilles during his last hs game and had to go to community
>killed himself
>that kid who said he wants bitches to spit on his body at his funeral

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>that kid who had a golem

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>that kid who would break into houses and cars

>That white kid who tried made rap songs, was obsessed with Eminem
OP hold on a sec, what state did you go to school in, I know this guy too

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You really, genuinely believe you knew the only white kid in the entire world who wanted to be a hardcore gangster rapper and looked up to Eminem huh?

>You really, genuinely believe you knew the only white kid in the entire world who wanted to be a hardcore gangster rapper and looked up to Eminem huh
No. Just curious if its the same dude (as theres a chance alabeit small)
I'll also add a different kid
>That kid that flipped back and forth between a red neck and gangster phase every week, then went downtown to join a gang after graduation and got the shit kicked out of him

that's about 20,000,000 white kids my dude

i sadly fell for the eminem meme in middle school as well

cheked
I know its a significant number. But still maybe its the same dude. That shit has happened on here before.
I went to school in Indiana

user was this in elementary school

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Dude that happened throughout high school all the way to graduation. I almost died from second hand embarrassment.

>that kid who murdered cats
fuck you dude you're an asshole

he was just autistic enough to be actually autistic but not enough to need a handler. Every homecoming, prom, football game he would hang out with the chads and stacies and try to get them to go out with him. Fucking trooper

>that gay nazi kid who beat up some feminist girl

>That chick with enormous tits in year 10

>That teacher with enormous tits

>That teacher who always wore a g-string

That teacher whos nipples were always on display

>That teacher who always bent over in front of the class

>That small asian teacher with Triple H tits at an all boys school

>That girl whos skirt always got caught in her backpack and walked around with her ass on show without knowing

>That chick whos nudes got released

One in every school user

This reads like the setting for some corny doujin

>that kid who has made a ton of extremely shitty rap songs and can't tell my suggestions are sarcastic

>that kid who gets ass naked to change

>that kid who's a furry trap w/ a blood fetish and sings under it's breath constantly

>that kid who thinks he's the most popular kid in school because we constantly make fun of him and he doesn't realize it and hangs out w/ the furry trap

>that kid who would leave her Roblox account logged in on a bunch of computers and would freaking out and start yelling at people who made fun of her. also dated the kid who thinks he's popular

>that kid that's a flat-faced Christian girl who's extremely prolife and can't debate someone without insulting them

>that kid who's an extreme Christian and an absolute dick. Also was the student body president

>that kid who wears birkenstocks with uncut toenails, a shakira t-shirt, and runs from class to c lass

I went to a poetry slam years later 2 hours from where we grew up and he was a local legend there

these are oddly specific lol. let it out bro.

>that kid who found Jow Forums 2 weeks ago from reddit and thought you must press enter twice, as if it's markdown

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>that girl that had a meltdown because teacher gave her B instead of A
Oh shit. That's me.
>that kid that's a flat-faced Christian girl who's extremely prolife and can't debate someone without insulting them
Oh god, that was also me. Thank god I stopped living in denial and left religion.

Want me to bring you back to it? We can celebrate Yul together, I'll bring the animal sacrifice

>that poor kid that wore the same fucked up jacket and always smelled bad and had even worse mouth stench
>that girl that had 2 kids by the time she was a junior
>that one cool teacher that gave you a pass as long as you paid attention to the lectures
>that one tard who constantly put their hands down their pants
>that one quiet girl who finally started to snap on her bullies junior year cause she had enough
last one was me

Lahey?

>tfw weird enough to be that kid but kept it hidden because i was still self aware

>That kid who made moaning sounds in the guys bathroom, and whenever anyone checked to see what was happening he told them to tell others there were two dudes fucking.

>that kid who was on the football field messing around with an older kid wrestling and broke his neck

>those 3 kids who broke into the school farm and murdered a bunch of sheep then got arrested

>that giant retarded kid who fell off the stage and broke his back

>that inbred retarded overly sexual kid who was clearly being molested at home

These memories are fun

he's still upset that he lost his high school student council election

Right way^
Everyonelse:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE REDDIT SPACING. YOU NEED TO GO BACK WE DONT WANT YOU HERE YOU DONT FIT IN YOU ARE SO TECHNICALLY NO RIE YOU CANT EVEN TELL THE SPACING BETWEEN TWO DIFFERENT SITES

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Sounds perfect imo desu