Started planing the nsa comic thing.Not sure If I'm ggoing the right way.
NSA-chan physical features: Brunette
Boss charges nsa chan to spy on you She complains boss just says you are suspect of some stuff NSA chan spies on your for months She makes fun of you for your fetishes and other behaviour on the first week you start crying on the cam feed You're on r9k posting about your insecurities and failures She looks ate you with a bit of pity. She starts laughing at your reaction to ylyl and ygyl threads She starts warming up to your quirky behaviour. You go on a random chat only She decides to contact you You both talk. She gets a bit put off by your advances but ignores it No more contact with her for 3 months She still watches you One night filing a report she starts messing with your mouse making it move on its own You get suspicious. The mouse opens notepad "You're being watched" Get paranoid It stops after 3 days She had a laugh with the folks at the office with your reaction 3 months later You finally decide to end your missery. You know someone has been spying on you. You assume it's the nsa. "dont cry for me NSA-chan we all gotta go sometime you knew as well as i did that this would happen" She starts banging the monitor. Screaming your name. You blow your brains with a shotty.
Situation at the office 1[Thanks to the user that came up with this.] >girls, anons online and hes replying to a bait thread right now!!! >move Stacy I cant see. Is he typing it live? >Not anymore, he just finished and hes looking for an reaction image. >Use that smug anime girl or pepe user!!!! >No, use the cropped porn image!!!!!
like your guitar stuff user, what made you shift from the kind of music you were making?
you know, the point of the thread is for people to interact with each other and their works. let's not let this become like /mu/'s threads where people literally just post hoping for hits on their stuff.
Robert Reyes
I was a d/ic/k but i was piss poor and my family was getting pissed at me for not having "a real source of income" Now i have a job both stressful and boring as shit. daytrader
/ic/ has always seemed to be completely useless imo. I don't draw but cursory catalog browsing gives me the impression that the value of thier ((("insight"))) ends at the sticky
Benjamin Rivera
I'm someone who quickly loses interest in things. I get this manic energy for a short while and then it just fizzles out over time. It's a bit of a problem as you can probably understand. And so I just haven't really been that interested in playing guitar for some time. Makes me feel quite bad but that's just how it is for some reason.
thanks man I just got out of the air force so I'll finally have time to focus on music. hoping to have an album finished in maybe 6ish months. might look into burning some CD's
Chase Lee
I'd cop a $5 one. Its good ambience
Jacob Fisher
Dang, that bad huh? I wanted to become a day trader. It was what I was going to do right after I play some PoE this league. You make good returns?
Pic is what I want to be doing though, along with reading certain esoteric texts and perhaps many more fictional ones too so that I'd know what I'm doing, but I need money before I do all that -.-. I posted this here before btw. Just my dabbling in dialogue. I came up with one quite good line actually, but I don't want to post it here. I realized that what I want to make is even punchier than this stuff. Like that line in Berserk, where Griffith quips about his dream. "Only you. Only you could make me forget my dream." Heavy shit. I want to write THAT. And that leaves me wondering what exactly made that line so great. But I won't bore you with my half-assed ideas. Maybe you'll enlighten me.
Made this months ago. Started working on a new piece but can't find the right motivation to finish it.
Luis Diaz
I think you ought to lit yourself a little and your quality might improve.
Ethan Edwards
Yeah, I know. I want to, and probably will soon. My stuff is pretty stiff, I can see that. I don't try hard enough to write naturally I think.
Asher Johnson
>you make good returns? Sometimes i will do incredibly well and not worry about shit for weeks, maybe months. Other times i will shit my pants at how insanely poor i am and the idea of living with my parents until they kick my ass out.
Henry Sanchez
sounds rough. best of luck to you.
Dominic Sanchez
fuck off people don't need to follow your rules
Dominic Rodriguez
im such a piece of shit but this is prob my magnum opus . >instaud.io/2ZAJ
Blake Smith
I make beats and write raps when I'm bored here's some shit, can't really mix and master yet still learning but I write all lyrics and make the beats. Listen to Clownin by Hey now, hey now, I'm all around you #np on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/user-403395821/clownin Listen to Snstr666 by Hey now, hey now, I'm all around you #np on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/user-403395821/snstr666 Listen to Dusted666 by Hey now, hey now, I'm all around you #np on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/user-403395821/dusted666 Listen to poopoocaca by peepeebuttman #np on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/user-518574840/poopoocaca Listen to PowerViolence by peepeebuttman #np on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/user-518574840/powerviolence Last two are me and my brother together that was like almost 3 years ago. Still tryna work on the vocal perfection part of all of this they're all very raw recordings.
Owen Bailey
I'm fucking hating myself again. I haven't made any new practice short material in a couple months. I have a couple ideas but they always fade away in time, lost to the aether. Gonna try and shoot something the next time I smoke with the bois but who knows if that's actually gonna pan out.
Recently though, I'd had this idea that's been nagging at me. I was listening to Tyler, The Creator's "Who Dat Boy", got stuck in my head, and like I usually do I tried to come up with some visuals that click with it.
I ended up thinking about a serial killer who's infringing on the turf of other notable serial killers, each of them being a sort of riff on classic horror tropes. The idea was to sort of turn it into almost a gang war type thing, like Freddy Vs. Jason on a macro level. I thought it'd be fun to treat the tropes of horror as a set dressing for a crime drama.
This one's kinda cute, the ending's sad but it works given the average robot.
That's really fucking good dude
Guilty of this, gonna try and better myself
Lincoln Cruz
I like to draw looking for my old hard drive that has all my pictures on it posting. Hopefully post them soon.
Asher Campbell
Hey there. Ive been attempting to make some beats recently, but so far it has been a total failure. I'm also trying to write less depressing shit. Here's my recent stuff:
Applied for an "adult content" creative writing position earlier. Kek.
Last week, they workshopped my piece in fiction class. It was gay fantasy shit inspired by shonen(think nanatsu no taizai) and everyone seemed to like it.
honestly not even going to listen to it. people like you are annoying enough irl.
Cooper Hill
That's pretty cool stuff you're making there...chilling
Josiah Cook
it's a simple little joke you fuckin goose
Isaiah Nguyen
Ive started a YouTube channel. Been just posting vids of random things going on with my car. Trying to just have a comfy small channel. Tips for how to be comfy? youtube.com/channel/UCAYlna7DL-0GkBEA66sMMag
hm ok well have fun "drawing" or whatever you call that
Chase Kelly
thank you !! i haven't started an art account yet because i'm a sped so all of my art is uploaded to @emitepes on twitter as of right now i really appreciate it! if you have anything, ill happily look into it too !!
Joshua Lewis
interesting how you're probably a sweaty asshole who amounts to nothing irl so you resort to bullying me simply for my name, it's not even constructive criticism so gtfo
Adam Baker
look up tabs for a pentatonic scale and practice playing it for an hour every day
Thomas Phillips
youtube has a lot of rlly useful videos you could try !! as long as you learn how to read tabs, you can do great! good luck!!
Elijah Reyes
just look up tabs for your favorite songs and learn them as best you can. look into scales and practice them up and down. learn chords and make sure you build up the finger strength and muscle memory to transition smoothly between them
stop sperging out at me lmao
Adrian Brown
look up tabs for a pentatonic scale and practice playing it for an hour every day. keep your pinky, ring and middle fingers on your picking hand on the body of the guitar when playing and keep the palm of your fretting hand on the back of the fret (even I have trouble with this one especially when playing something fast)
Jaxson Moore
Don't forget to stop using tabs as soon as you can or no real musician will ever take you seriously. We kicked out a guitarist from my band once because he could only play tabs and had no real musical understanding
Josiah Ortiz
you don't need to have "real musical understanding" or whatever to be in a band unless you play jazz or something that requires learning from sheet music. what are you talking about dude
Jonathan Johnson
I make a cyberpunk zine that I print out and put into the take a book, leave a book boxes around my city. I've never put any of them online but I do check the boxes and people take them. I'm up to issue 8 now but I haven't put a way to contact me in them so I never get feedback. I was thinking of putting an email address in the next issue but I don't know if I can handle what I'll hear.
Angel Nelson
i have a fragile ego and i can get away w sperging on Jow Forums, sue me
you don't need to read sheet music. any good musician can learn songs by hearing them or watching them be played.
musical notation is just a way to rationalize an abstract and aren't necessary to compose great music.
Bentley Parker
>no real musician will ever take you seriously if you care about being taken seriously you're a cuck. Just play for fun or you'll turn bitter and resentful of other people who do.
Jason Perez
this is so interesting !!! you should definitely put your email, maybe people enjoy them! what if someone contacts you for a deal or to take a step further in your career as an artist ?? i have faith in you, user !!!!
He didn't even understand how the cappo he constantly used affected which chord he was playing. He once unironically said that he liked songs "in the blues scale, but the rock scale is good too" No instrument attracts low-effort posers like the guitar
Also if your band wants to write original music your members need to understand what they're working with.
Brayden Ward
so what? he isn't hurting you, let him be retarded if it makes him happy
Ethan Gomez
I don't want retards in my band. If the rest of the band is getting sick of you being retarded, it's time to go solo
Brandon Hughes
that guy sounds like an idiot, not just some amateur who didn't know advanced theory or whatever you console yourself with as you and your fellow bandmates take 2 weeks to agree on a progression and 2 more to agree on who gets the first solo. i mean really man, you sound kind of pompous
Joshua Taylor
t-thank you so much. I really needed to hear some encouragement tonight!
I just wanted people's input since it felt this was more a community made thing but ok I'll try to resolve the story on my own.
Tyler Brown
I forgot.What should user's appearance should be?
Daniel White
>He didn't even understand how the cappo he constantly used affected which chord he was playing
sounds like you just picked up a guy off the street and gave him a guitar
Cooper Campbell
My only experience with playing from sheet music for guitar is when I wanted to learn the Mii theme so I just used the sheet music from a piano arrangement, and that was a very lengthy process to figure out what would work best.
Granted, if it were arranged for guitar, it may have been easier, but from this single instance, I'd say that sheet music for guitar is a lot harder than for other instruments, since it's less intuitive how you should finger it.
With piano, there's one key for each note, so you know exactly which key to press for which note, and so you know exactly how the composer expects you to play, but on a guitar, you can have up to 6 ways to play a particular note; it's not an objective function.
With that said, from your other comments, your friend sounds like a retard.
Carter Phillips
I was meant to say injective function but I'm a retard phoneposter who doesn't double check.
Adam Foster
are you sure you didn't mean... bijective function... ?
William Stewart
That would also be correct, but injective is more apt to me in this case since it can play all notes on its register. I guess I should've specified the domain but in my head I took it for granted that a guitar wouldn't be expected to play outside of its range. I guess it's surjective in the sense that it can play all the notes it can play. I have some justification in my head as to why I chose injective over bijective and I'm gonna stick with that. I just thought Id clarify because objective function makes no sense.
John Hernandez
That's really good desu. Unrelated question but are you from europe?
Christopher Jones
fuck lads, just played some american football sounding shit on guitar and it made me fucking cry it was amazing i should have recorded, it was so good, i can still remember how to play it but when i do its like the feeling is gone and without the feeling its nothing what do lads
>He's been keeping his awesome channel from us for all this time Wtf??
I don't understand the words in that first one. What is he saying? What's the overall message?
Really fucking good. Are you studying art in college it something?
Would you mind if I used some of your music in my videos? Also you all have very great music btw. Keep working at it.
Maybe try to do things for your viewers to interact with? That's what I'm trying to do with mine.
Interesting..but what is it?
Looks pretty great. Do you plan on making this in full color?
Did you make all the things yourself?
Looks great too. Hope more non-autists will start commissioning you.
William Perez
>Would you mind if I used some of your music in my videos? what kind of videos do you make, user? as long as its not something i wouldnt want to be associated with i'd say sure! and thank you for the compliment im btw
Jayden Walker
Here's some of my work:
youtu.be/qW93s871ETo Currently my proudest video. It's a summary of MadThad0890, an innocent black weeb turned pedophile.
most of it is just porn/lewd stuff like this but this one guy pays me 3x's my normal price and always gives me these autistic commissions but it's good money and he says he'll never request porn so thank god
haha these arent so bad, i was feeling a little reluctant but fuck it, yeah you can use my music if you wanna, as long as theres no racist/homophobic/transphobic kinda shit, not saying i expect it from what ive seen but you know, we're Jow Forums users and theres the typical shit one would associate with a lot of people here, just wanna keep my image clean and be sure i dont get bit in the ass down the line or something, you know how it is
Hunter Cox
anatomy is pretty off. almost to the point of uncanny valley.