Be me, 19, college

iktf user
food is the only thing that makes me happy

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as someone who did the journey of weightloss, it isn't worth doing for the girls. Do it because your ancestors thousands of years ago did not pass their seed to end up with this literal hippopotomus of a man. Jow Forums is equally important to the dieting and makes it more enjoyable. It is within every man's bones and heart the drive to exercise all you need to do is break the conditioning.

>be me, 19, college
>170 lbs
>hate myself
>"I hate being like this, it's time to change
>look for ways to be healthy
>"ok lets do this"
>head to restaurant
>as I'm walking towards a table, I see a bar
>give in
>ask for 5 shots
>girl gives me strange look
>right next to that are unfinished beers
>take 3
>after finished, get 2 bottles of mead

Why the fuck am I like this, I just don't want to be an ugly drunk fuck anymore

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>muh dead ancestors
That's an even worse motivation than wanting a girlfriend. You should lose weight because being fat is making you hate yourself, not because of some gf or a spook.

legit funny post lmao

I feel as if exercising were a little bit more fun, then I would try to do it. Other than that, I don't see any other possibility for motivation

Literally just try again tomorrow, OP.

OP, embrace your weight, don't let others fat shame you, you are beautiful no matter what

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op you have to completely quit the junk food, after about 2 weeks you won't miss it much anymore. you have to come off the sugar addiction is all.

>be me
>never eat
>still 300 pounds because low metabolism

For me, it's kind of hard to go cold turkey when it's completely surrounding you

I just remembered I have some Oreos. I think I'm gonna eat some Oreoes.

you have to exercise too fucking moron

He doesn't have to quit it cold turkey. He just needs to stop eating like a human garbage disposal.
>5 pieces of pizza
>3 brownies
>2 ice cream cones
If he just ate three slices and one brownie he could be losing weight. It's having five consecutive desserts that's fucking him over.

basically food is your drug...

In all honestly, it's the only thing that doesn't judge

I'm gonna eat the whole thing.

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Just become poor and only eat Ramen. I lost 20 pounds this term from only eating ramen

Eat Bananas for a week or two straight to start off. They serve to quell your habitual desire for sweet foods and drinks. Drink only water. Filtered is optimal, yet bottled will suffice. Both of these will increase your metabolic rate. Changing what you eat is a gradual process, as with anything. Take it day by day and understand it's not a one time quick fix, it's a lifestyle.

Damn. I'm 23 and only 140. I eat like shit too.

>250lbs
>don't really care too much about being fat
>still decide it's getting a bit out of control
>start counting calories
>cut out snacks
>switch from soda to sparkling water
>down to 175lbs after about 10 months
>didn't even exercise

lol

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>go to Jow Forums
>get into the memes there
>get Jow Forums
>be Jow Forums

It is impossible to eat healthy but it sure is possible to not buy or go near unhealthy food.
So in other words don't go to the mall and don't drive fast food.

user, fuck dieting. No, seriously, fuck dieting.
Eating a small salad at lunch is not what you should be doing. You need to exercise and get your metabolism up
You may not want to go to the gym. That's fine. Do pushups and situps in your room. Run in place. Stuff like that. Set a schedule and work toward getting it done
If you cant do a pushup, just plank (IE hold yourself up with your arms in the pushup position)
Instead of situps do crunches. Move yourself as far as you can in the situp position
If you don't want to run in place, go for long walks outside if you don't want to run outside either

Enjoy your scurvy, you salty sea dog.

At my uni cafeteria they have the bad food close to the healthy shit, so it's impossible to avoid

I like the idea of walks, but the other shit doesn't sound fun. I want exercising to be fun so that I look forward to coming back to it

>I want exercising to be fun so that I look forward to coming back to it
Then lift weights. I legitimately enjoy it because you can see your progress easily
>I lifted 5 more pounds this week than last
Its kinda relaxing actually

youre insane fren, I have zero self respect but still cant bring myself to eat like shit in public idk, I just feel really ashamed