What are some godlike christmas presents a NEET can ask mummy for?

what are some godlike christmas presents a NEET can ask mummy for?

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A rope and a stooI.

a shotgun to blow your degenerate brains out with

>what are some godlike christmas presents a NEET can ask mummy for?
a blowie

great ideas so far guys, keep em comin

Olive Garden's Never Ending Pasta Pass, which is only $300.

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fresh socks and underwear, lysol and febreeze for your pigsty of a room

Some little thing you need but can't bring yourself to spend money on.
I wore broken shitty headphones for months because one half still worked.

I have gotten socks every year for a decade and dont work so they last forever. I could clothe a small ugandan militia for a year with the amount of socks in my closet

Tea. It's the perfect thing to be given, aside from currency.

I just ask mine for liquorice and jerky.

There is nothing else I want, except for a job, but unfortunately my mummy is unable to buy me a job.

A revolver or reenactment equipment, unironically

Cookies.
Socks.
Cheeses.
CUMMIES!!!

Just get something like a good PC and start learning something.

computer parts

just money (to be used for computer parts)

A warm long hug. Anything more than a hug and a NEET will try to fuck his mother.

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you fucking sadden me Jow Forums

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tendies suck

A home cooked, sugar glazed ham. I'm going to be eating like a king for a couple days, robots. Tendies are for the rest of the year.

I want night vision goggles but somehow they are still hundreds of dollars for half-century old technology

What are you going to use them for?

Original of course

A lethal amount of Fentanyl

making food at 3 in the morning without having to turn all the lights on

peppermint cocoa with comfy mom hug before i blow my brains out

alcohol and benzos