Well, at least I got a response so it's still possible?

Well, at least I got a response so it's still possible?

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Go on... So like you want her to cuck you is what you're saying?

Jesus man, have some self-respect

Of course that wasn't an original comment

Thats a yikeys from me

No, but I'm so desperate that I'll get on my knees and get pegged if it means I finally get to touch a girl

Nobody else respects me, why should I respect myself?

What's funny and sad though is that you're only going to attract a type of woman that is attracted to what your describing which is a very very low percentage of woman. It's not like a woman will see your offer and lower her standards instead it'll just dissuade her further from you

Of all the ways to attempt to attract a woman you choose the one way that turns 99% of them off. Simply ebin

I've tried every other approach and it hasn't worked, so I'm trying to "improvise, adapt, overcome"

So far I've turned off 100% of the women I've talked to

Well are you truly submissive or just"prison gay" basically?

Neither, but I'm willing to method act

Did you try FetLife instead or just tindr

The fetlife in my area is filled with old fat women, actual prostitutes, and trannies

What about Reddit my dude? I get the most poonany from making a descriptive post that stands out from the rest

Where on reddit do you post?

Dirtyr4r or r4r it depends on if I want a GF or fuck buddy. Most of the girls that reply are young in their early 20s and a few 18/19 yo. Keep in mind I'm a 5'8 chubby Hispanic dude

Thanks man, I'll give it a shot. I'm a bit mentally unstable but maybe this will clear things up a bit and I won't scare them off of reddit!

Post a rough draft on here and I'll edit it for you

I just looked in my local area, it's pretty dead man

5'8 is average height you dumbfuck.

You need to make a post, Everytime a female posts she's going to get bombarded by messages from dudes not even in the state

I'm really not sure what to say because I'm pretty boring. Shit man I'm really not sure

Average isn't enough anymore man

Wait like 10 minutes I'll post an ad I put up so you get an idea of what gets attention. My most recent one was for a threesome that never happened because the girl flaked

ok how about

24M
Looking for someone to go downtown and live it up or stay in and play dumb drinking games

I love film, music, politics, firearms, dogs, and French wines

PM me if interested.

Post her profile
also don't fuck this up too badly faggot

Average male height in America is now 5'10''. Sorry manlet, you didn't make it

She already unmatched me

Good start but it's a drop in the sea of posts. Something better would be like:

Hello I'm a mid twenties guy that's looking for someone to have some mutual fun with. Ideally we would get into some trouble downtown then go back to my place to warm up from this cold weather.

I'm 5'8 of x descent and my build is y. I don't care too much about race or age but preferably be around my age.

I have Kik or Snapchat or PM me if interested.

Something like that to give more a mental image to the girl

Damn, you're some sort of Hugh Hefner my dude! I'll give this a shot and let's hope for the best!

Fill it out and send me the screenshot or second draft

Hello I'm a mid twenties guy that's looking for someone to have some mutual fun with. Ideally we would get into some trouble downtown then go back to my place to warm up from this "cold" weather.

I'm 5'8 of caucasian descent and my build is thin. I don't care too much about race or age but preferably be around my age.

I have Telegram or Snapchat or PM me if interested.

Here's the second draft, I don't have kik but I use telegram

Ok give me a bit to tweak it further

Pretty sure napolean was 5'7 which was the average height for men back then. He was only regarded as being small because all his generals, advisers and most of his friends were 6'4 which was considered to be a giant. So he came off as looking short next to his constituents.

Hello I'm a mid twenties guy that's looking for someone to have some mutual fun with. Ideally we would get into some trouble downtown then go back to my place to warm up from this "cold" weather.

I'm 5'8 of caucasian descent and my build is thin. I'VE BEEN TOLD I LOOK LIKE X MOVIE ACTOR BUT I GUESS YOU'D TELL ME. I don't care too much about race or age but preferably be around my age.

I DON'T REALLY SMOKE OR DO ANY HARD DRUGS SO I WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T EITHER.

If you're interested we can get to know each other better via Telegram, Snapchat or PM and see if we click.

I added new stuff in capital letters for you to fill out and tweak man

Lmao manlet. She probably threw up in her mouth reading that.

I'm indifferent about the drugs, and I have a smoking fetish, so that second extra line doesn't fit. I'll try to think of what movie star fits my look, can't think of one off the top of my head

well like I said that's up to you I was just throwing my own preferences and seeing if they sticked but other than that you're probably set to post.

Just follow the tags like [24][M4W][#CITY] - Cynical/Punk/Edgy/Sucideboi White Dude

In the title as well so you catch attention depending on your fashion or lifestyle

lol none of those tags fit me but I'll try to figure some stuff out. I really appreciate the pointers man, this might actually work

Good luck dude I have finals next week and am gonna get comfy in my bedroom

>finals

shit senpai, good luck

>Nobody else respects me, why should I respect myself?
I did not come here to see this.

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