>Gym Pope calls a crusade while you are midset.
Gym Pope calls a crusade while you are midset
Carson Miller
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Charles Baker
>gym fleshlight is dirty
Michael Parker
>Kikes cancel your credit card so you can't barter bridge troll to reach weights
Asher Sanchez
>gym saiyan is screaming to charge his ki again
Juan Robinson
>Someone forgot to put food and water in the manlet pit on Friday
>Come back Monday morning and it smells of death
Carter Rodriguez
Thats half the fucking point, you need to replenish your lost protein
Austin Torres
>gym powerlifter gets into a fight with a manlet while youre mid squat and pushes the manlet towards you, dropping the bar on your back
Levi Collins
>gym is closed on weekends
when are you supposed to train?
Leo Rogers
>gym gaybros steal the communal squat plugs
>manlets don't rerack plates but gym staff forbid us to yell at them given they can't reach the pegs
>roider squad attempted to fight the gym gorilla again and now there's blood everywhere
>the gym negros have cordoned off the freeweight area for a BLM rally
>the gym paladin still hasn't finished the deadlift mat purification ritual
>the gym manlet princes have escaped the pit and are trying to lobby for the official cut off to be lowered to 5'10.5
>the gym mimic keeps disguising itself as a bench
Brayden Gomez
>Can hear the muslims down in the hall shouting something about explosive gains and Allah while performing cable crunches
Hudson Lee
>gym dark spirit keeps invading your gym
>keeps stunlocking you so you can't finish your sets
>steals your souls so you can't finish your strength build
Grayson Cox
>gym body snatchers invade midset
>swing you up and down for 30 minutes
>you puke
>lose all gains
Michael Reyes
>gym goblins have captured the gym twink and are sullying his honour
>the receptionist's guild are paying ten gold coins to anyone willing to join the rescue party
>decide to join since I spent this month's creatine money on rogaine and minoxodil
>waiting at the BCAA fountain for the rest of the party
>cardio harpies concerned that the goblin lair is too dangerous to reach
>the gym manlet princes are promising safe passage through the manlet pit
>I'm a 5'10 halfling myself and trust them but I'm getting stinkeye from the Church of Zyzz cultists
>Squabbling dies down as a putrid stench fills our nostrils and makes our eyes water
>SS ogres and Bulklord Rippito have approached to join
>Kykrios Grizzly nods with solomn respect to his rival
>GOMAD buff potions are handed out as a sign of trust to all party members
>Vegans protest in disgust, rejecting Rippito's offering aggressively and storm off
>Their gnarled bones rattling as they leave
Luis Nguyen
>forest whore stole my questing cape
Wyatt Gutierrez
>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again
Caleb Rivera
>gym finns went to sauna afterwards
>everyone eats boiled falcon eggs now
Oliver Barnes
>Gym retard is trying to talk to me again
Jack Flores
>yfw its home gym
Xavier Cooper
>*dropping the dumbell on your back*
Parker Jenkins
Parker Fisher
>you shall have my deads...
Jaxson Peterson
>Gym heretic unleashed the forces of The Warp again
Hunter Barnes
>And my rows.
Adam Garcia
>And my Hacks!
Alexander Cooper
and my braps
Kayden Walker
fucking jej
Angel Nelson
Based goblin slayer poster
Luke Russell
>mfw gym bard doesn't finish his tale
Jackson Lewis
>gym gays using each end of the barbells as dildos again
Justin Scott
>gym closed again because the gym incel is holding the gym roastie hostage in a siege
Samuel White
ok sorry im here
>with the vegan squad gone we have lost zerg rush capability but decide to proceed
>our party approaches the manlet pit
>alan thrall steps forward to hack squat the doors open
>unfortunately the door weighs more than 400lbs and he fails
>eventually we get it open
>opportunistic manlets attempt to rush out the pit as the doors open
>cardio harpies stop them dead in their tracks with a heavy speed debuff
>they are picked up one in each hand like kettlebells and tossed back into the pit
>as we enter the dingy pit I trip over something
>my foot caught the top of one of their power cages
>laugh it off and thank a church of zyzz cultist who helps me up
>"no problem brah"
Ryan Barnes
>blood, faeces and semen spills in the power rack again
Austin Foster
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GYM TWINK
Austin Hall
You wouldn't be able to use the barbell dispenser anyway
Ryan Thompson
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WHERE'S THE REST
Adam Green
You're supposed to work for the weekend, not on the weekend
Josiah Gray
good post
Jose Gonzalez
>steal
>communal
That shit was supposed to be mine. I forgot to take it home for one day and y'all just started using it
Aiden Robinson
>got tranqed by the PF Lunk Sniper again
Mason Lopez
>not benching lmao2guys
Colton Hughes
pure gold!
Juan Howard
>the gym creep looks extra on edge today
>everyone paying him extra attention so he doesnt have the chance to hurt anyone
>tfw its you
Jaxon Brooks
>some fucker let my gym falcons into the sauna
>nearly lost two of my prime manlet hunters to a fucking sweat box
>fucking finns ate the eggs that were laid
Jeremiah Russell
>the gym mimic keeps disguising itself as a bench
OH GOD NO
Juicy, please continue user
Also
>gym twink
>honor
Will the 5'9 manlet lords live up to their bargain or will the 5'5 hordes get out of control?
Parker Cooper
Git gud
Angel Hill
>the gym nymphs have returned to the showers
Aaron Sanders