Post cute gf me mes

sounds an awful lot like you're projecting
also >unironically using the word toxic to describe perceived behaviour
back to tumblr

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tfw no weeb fansubber gf

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mean gf feels bad

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personally i prefer oni gf, but both could be nice. what about you guys?

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arooooooooooooooooooooow

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this one's a little weird but still good

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too much jpg compression

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this one is kind of sad and makes me feel bad when i think about it
sorry i think that's just the effect of her shadowspawn corruption

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sensitive sub gf best gf

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who has the one that's depedent cat girl gf

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I love these kind of girls the best because my every instinct says look after them and protecc, but also dominate them in bed

The only valid answer,stop being deluded and take the brooke pill.

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The problem is these girls are almost exclusively previous sluts and let at least 5 other men cum inside them.

u sound salty lol

>telling the truth is salty
I'm Wieliczka then.

>Wieliczka
polish are we?

No, just have an interest in these things. plus geography is fun.

in? salt mines?

various interesting locations of the world for starters. Knowing at least a few key tourist attraction for each country is the bare minimum.

what are your key tourist locations for new zealand?

Australia would be one of them

nice nice ive never heard that one

this is a direct attack on my girlfriend

Eugneia Originally

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im sorry to tell you this but your girlfriend is cheating on you

>key tourist attraction for new zealand
>Australia
>mfw its true

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Vampire but
>weed
I'd rather be alone thanks

get out nomrie

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Well trips speaks the truth

Oni's better if you eventually want a good future, vampire is what men usually like gentle and submissive but shes too lazy really

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>cutter gf
No thanks

I'm more of a Bochnia kind of guy

cute normie girlfriend

forgort pic

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txtlss psts r nt llwd

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That's exactly my gf. I need to tell her I love her more often.

i want a cute femdom gf to sit on my face

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a robot shouldn't be with a girl like this
they would only drag them down
people genuinely like this have a pure energy and need purity. a robot cannot offer purity.
life chews up these kinds of people and spits them out as a disfigured mess
they are truly too pure for this world

>wanting a woman with the personality of a man
>not wanting to take control of woman, as it's man's natural role

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why the fuck do you do this to me user? why? I can't handle this tonight.

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I am a male version of this except for the good fortune new age bs and the ability to draw anything

god this is all i want, i dont even care if it makes me a beta i just want a girl who is sweet to me and makes me feel loved

>not wanting to be treated cruelly by a cute girl

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Mjau

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rest in peace poor dogc

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Is there a depressed suicidal gf one? Cause that's me.

Those aborted x memes just make me sad.

be my london gf plz

Am talking to that kinda girl, invited to her birthday on the 22nd
Will I ascend to normiehood? Who knows?

Posting before anybody else leave s this here

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l would like to have one (1) of these gfs

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mfw I'm the lazy vampire gf

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stop smoking weed, degenerate

I don't smoke weed but I do waste my money on vidya and food

start buying more important things, like guns and ammunition

It's not great. And she's only warm because she's leeching your body heat.

>she's only warm because she's leeching your body heat
And I'd be more than willing to give it.

hmmmm vvrr oo oaa brrr

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Are you a grill?
Are you cute?
What kind of games do you play?

she will not unlock you ever

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I'm a grill
Idk my teeth are kind of fucked up
I like mmos like GW2 and FFXIV but I've mostly been playing Warframe and Spyro Reignited recently

choose your gf

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tfw no southern gf to raise horses and babies with

I'll take qt southern gf for 500.

virgin vs nonvirgin gf

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I have recently ascended from being a robot to a cyborg. But I kind of have a GF like this now. The biggest difference is that she's a lot smaller and weaker than me and doesn't enjoy playing vidya. But otherwise is kind of identical. I'm pretty happy desu

im happy for you tell more

Well, she's like 8 inches shorter than me. So no real hope in her getting taller. But she tries to lift me regardless.
Since our very first date she's wanted me to call her mommy, which confused me at first. Her explanation was that if she's my mommy, I have to obey her. She also calls me puppy, because she thinks I'm cute and harmless like one... even though I'm stronger physically. It's also added by the fact she is 6 years older than me.
But she is much more confident than me, often taking the lead on dates and we split the bill 50/50 usually. She likes to do teasing name calling a lot too, which is secretly kind of nice, but I still act annoyed, along with the times she tries to hurt me (such as jabbing my arm or scratching me). But I really really do love her for all this.
But the thing that I find the most surprising is that she's not a slut about any of it, she's extremely wholesome and caring

I hope you die in the mouth of whatever living creature you fear most

>be me, sprawled on the floor dying as my entrails are ripped from my body
>last moments of agony as I look up to see my killer chewing on my insides
>then I see it
>a fat manchild dressed as a woman hunched over and mumbling something as it eats
>Hear "I shall gain the power held by these trolls if I eat them"
>the smell of its breath as it talks is sickening, would puke up my guts if I had them
>I'm about to die as it tries to knaw my face
>last thing I see is a Sonichu medallion

i want her to tell me how bad my praxis is

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>Spyro Reignited
I really want to play that. Loved the original games as a kid.

Could have been 30, as long as she loves me i don't care.

You shall stench this land no more. Begone.

Obviously the roque GF, she has got a fucking eye patch man.

>*squints while smiling at you*
Jesus Christ user make it stop

I still don't know the original sauce for this

can i have the qt cat gf pls

be my depressed suicidal gf though

how do i contact you, originally

fucked up teeth are kinda cute though :')

the same girl one year later

I went out with a girl like that. Way too needy and dependent for my liking.

kik
RebeliousCookie

if only chastity cages weren't uncomfortable as shit in reality

These two would be the perfect combo
>twf no Gentle Femdom Key Holder GF

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What fucking trips you goddamn autist?

Pretty much this, except I would want to support her like that too.

Too bad I'm too old to even try again at this point.

>dude the world is 100% just lmao!

New fag detected, establishing quarantine area.
Please remain in a safe distance when calling him a faggot

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This is too funny because of how poorly it's made