Jerked off a friend 3 times in a day

>tfw no female friend who enjoys mutual masturbation
Unironically my biggest wish desu

>Unironically my biggest wish desu
Try to find a fwb and suggest it?

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>Try to find a fwb
I'm ugly and an aspie, I don't deserve one and wouldn't even know where to start looking.

If you were serious about finding someone you could find one on craigslist or tinder or something.
But I get that its hard and scary.

>tfw no friend to jerk off multiple times
>tfw user doesnt greentext his experiences for us

Not much to green text. Guy friend actually went through No-fap November without fapping. He said the only thing keeping him from fapping was his 60 hour work schedule making him too tired or stressed to want to masturbate. Now that he's able to relax a bit I decided to reward him. Let him catch up on a month's worth of porn while jerking him off in a way that keeps him hard after ejaculation.

how do u keep someone hard after ejaculation??

>craigslist
Maybe I'll try that. Good tip
I've also considered looking on fetish websites but they seem mostly geared towards bdsm

>tinder
Hell no

are you a guy or a girl?
why did you want to reward him?
how did you do it, did it feel good for you too?

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When he's about to cum, stop moving. Got to edge him to point of cum pouring out, but not shooting out.

I'm a girl. I'm not dating anyone at the time so 'why not?' It feels good knowing that I gave him the best orgasm in awhile.

>I've also considered looking on fetish websites but they seem mostly geared towards bdsm

I heard good things about fetlife and other sites, I think if you make clear what you are looking for you might get lucky and find something you would enjoy. Its just about getting proactive and let people know what you want so someone who likes it too can approach you.

>tfw no friend to jerk off lovingly
>tfw no friend at all

liked a ruined orgasm? i can get a few drops of cum out like that but it doesn't feel like an orgasm until i actually blow then im soft

Very nice of you.
Too bad I don't have a friend like that.

Why not just fuck him at that point?

>tfw have tight foreskin so the thought of someone else jerking me off gives me anxiety

I'd do it carefully of course user.
I don't wanna hurt you.

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I don't mind jerking him off, but I not attracted to him enough to give him a blowjob or have sex with him. We're at the level of friends close enough to shit with the door open, but not close enough to masturbate with the door open.

I used to take baths with my brother when had a tight foreskin. Used to help stretch it for him to get rid of his phimosis. I know how to be gentle.

>I don't mind jerking him off, but I not attracted to him enough to give him a blowjob or have sex with him.
That's disgusting. Wtf is wrong with you?

you are a good friend user. also lewd.
why my pp hard?
did he ever cum from that?

Nah. Never jerked off my brother. He always had an erection from it, but it would occasionally go soft since stretching a tight foreskin slightly pass the comfort zone for 10-15 minutes is kind of boring. It was just something for us to do while taking a bath. Also it would be gross if he came since it would get all over the bath water.

>not close enough to masturbate with the door open
>still jerks him off

>It was just something for us to do while taking a bath.
yep, perfectly normal. I'm sure all siblings do that kind of thing. weird of me to get all excited over it and assume it was sexual.

>Also it would be gross if he came since it would get all over the bath water.
my bad, obviously its gross if he came in the bath water. did he ever touch you too?

It's different when a girl casually jerks off a guy friend. I'm not that comfortable with him seeing me in a vulnerable sexual state. My O face is for boyfriends only.

he never touched me back since he saw me as his sister. He doesn't lewd me.

>slut mental gymnastics

>girl casually jerks off a guy friend
WHERE are these girls in my life?!

>He doesn't lewd me.
But he let you touch his dick. Thats weird already.

I don't doubt you guys would be gentle but it hurts sometimes when I'm really hard, y'know?

Weird for most, but the penis touching was for medical reasons and we were already too old to still be taking baths together anyway.

they don't exist bruh, its a larp. never friend women always try to fuck as soon as possible.
If OP is a girl, i guarantee its not someone anyone would want to fuck anyway.

yeah. I'm just a nappy haired dry skin flat chested fembot. No one would possibly want a serious relationship with me or find me sexually attractive. Only desperate virgins want me.

You're flattering yourself honey.

that sounds hot i wish I had a friend like that

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Oh right. Not even desperate virgins want me because they want a girl they can titty fuck. My hole isn't worth it since I have no boobs to play with!

Who needs boobs ass is better

keep going.... don't stop there

and feet especially feet

Post nonexistent tits

There nothing wrong with nonexistent boobs

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I'm southeast Asian so that means I have Flitstone feet.

What do you mean nothing wrong with my family's feet

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I wish I was your friend OP.

you wish your balls were drained to the point that it hurts to have an erection and any sexual media instantly turns you off?

Not that user but yes, very much so. Post location

I agree, post yours then

I hope you're not fat, that would totally ruin my imagination, from average to very disgusting

you shouldn't be so harsh to yourself

>My hole isn't worth it since I have no boobs to play with!

You know thats wrong, you are playing with us arent you?

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Guys want something to look at and grab during sex. They like seeing boobs bounce. They like sucking on nipples and kneading boobs. If a girl is flat he can't get much enjoyment from sex.

That's not true we all have different preferences I think flat is cute

I would take a flat chested gf in a heartbeat and I think there are a lot of guys who would user.

How do i get my friends to let me jerk them off?

I agree with you user she understamates herself so much while she shouldn't

depends if you are a girl or a guy.
if you are a girl: just ask.
if you are a guy: don't ask, just forget about it.

If you are a guy just fap to hentai

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or find a guy who wants to be jerked off by cute boys.
tell me if you find one

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that's gay tho why would want that?

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someone who's gay maybe?
just a shot in the dark though user.

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OP never said he was female, dude.

>girl
she did

user if you want to play with my dick you just have to ask. I'm sure you two would be great friends.

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that would be lewd and gay though.
hit me up with it.

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There's nothing wrong with being lewd and gay, user. Especially when it feels so good. Don't you want to touch it? You do, right?

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m-maybe.
I would enjoy that.

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I am out of here wtf

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I guess we're sort of ruining this thread for the str*ightoids. Would you like to talk about this in private instead? Just a nice casual chat about how badly you want to stroke a stiffy.

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I exclusively like flat/small so this isnt true

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you are right, we should stop ruining things for the others.
Give me your discord?

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I agree with you user flat is the best

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Send me a mail.
[email protected]

>imagine flat chested OP jerking off her friend while he watches loli porn
Hnnggg I know it's larp, but I wish someone milked me dry as well

Underrated

Olliollio

That sounds very hot user

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She did, and that post was not referring to OP.

I give OP a full week from when that happened to when shit blows up.

How can you unironically think its a girl? Its so very obviously a guy

jesus lord almighty

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OP said she's a girl, there's no reason not to believe her

you sound more in hell than him lmao

we are both in the same ring however im aware of it

yeah it kinda is worse now that i think about it

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