ITT: Your personal Kryptonite
ITT: Your personal Kryptonite
Dominic Hall
Benjamin Young
Your moms ass
Ryan Phillips
Didn't know you were into necrophilia user.
Christopher King
Parker Young
Sorry I didnt know she was dead,I apologize
Benjamin Taylor
Procrastination and coffee/caffeine
Christian Hernandez
Kryptonite is my kryptonite cuz I'm fucking Superman, bro
Mason Watson
Cannabis. When I smoke enough I turn into a fucking waste disposal if I don't keep my brain turned on.
Anthony Peterson
Sleeping
Adrian Bennett
based
Hudson Sanders
>they make a mocha flavor
GODDAMN IT, WHERE
Ryder Hall
MEAT
MEAT
MEAT
MEAT
FUCK I LOVE MEAT
Schnitzel>Everything else
Fite me
Dominic Lewis
Jonathan Cox
meat is the healthiest food. Why would it be kryptonite?
Christian Ortiz
Because I fast regularly
Andrew Ortiz
Booze. I'm not an alcoholic or anything, I don't drink to get shitfaced, but I enjoy having a few pints of lager at the end of the day, like 3 times a week. Problem is, that's a lot of calories and A LOT more carbs than I need for my ideal macros.
Alcohol is my biggest gains goblin
Benjamin Moore
these fuckers
Haven't bought them for a few weeks, but it's super easy to relapse on healthy eating when they're fucking 36p
Andrew Sullivan
Pancakes with Icecream
Nathan Bailey
These are low carb, low cal, high protein, high fiber. They are god-tier (this flavor specifically). Not really “kryptonite” since they’re good for you but damn, I could eat them until I got sick.
William Bennett
Uma delicia
Sebastian Jones
Fat ugly women. No clue why but nothing turns me on more than absolutely pounding the shit out of a heavy plain Jane homely looking woman.
Austin Gray
Jason Sanchez
Cashew nuts.
Michael Reyes
Any package of cheese/cookies which I purchase is single serving
Which is why I don't buy cheese/cookies lol
Julian Ward
Josiah Campbell
grilled cheese with maple syrup
Asher Stewart
For me it's grilled cheese with bacon bits and green onions. Ends up tasting like a stuffed potato
Luis Watson
These
Dominic Rogers
Disgusting
This sounds absolutely based.
Josiah White
Those taste like chewy ass covered in icing.
Elijah Morgan
grilled cheese burgers, you make it the same way you would make a regular grilled cheese, butter the outside of regular sliced bread (not buns) when put on the grill, but you put lettuce, onions and thin beef patties in with the cheese, (the beef should be cooked already)
Justin Lopez
This, classmate gave me a pack and they were disgusting. still ate it so as to not be rude to her but damn I never wanna have these again.
Gavin Brooks
Jew syrup
Carter Sanchez
My biggest fear
Evan Jenkins
Gas station (7/11, Oncue, loves) jalapeño smoked sausage with the optional nacho cheese and a Dr. Pepper icee. I get this exact same thing at least once a week.
Jaxon Green
Nathaniel Adams
I'm at 15% bodyfat and can't function without sugar. I'm too far gone.
Nathaniel Lopez
Asher Lewis
I also really like these. I don't really know why.
Quest bars are fucking great. The apple cinnamon one is killer too, and so is the banana nut.
Also, fuck this captcha lately, holy shit.
Robert Nguyen
Chocolate and cakes. Bonus points if I'm doing groceries and notice they're on sale
Elijah Garcia
missed u chimpchan
James Campbell
S O P A
D E
M A C A C O
Wyatt White
Do you want to die?
David Myers
Nothing. I have self control and when I crave something, I fit a reasonable serving of it into my macros.
Jace Ward
No, but I do not fear it.
Colton Hill
There’s much better junk food than a gas station bacteria cancer cocktail
Adrian Johnson
Not the worst thing but I get the ones with peanuts mixed in. Easily 1k cals in a sitting.
Samuel Adams
Ryder Bailey
I know but I just can't stop. I don't know what to call it at this point other than an addiction
Jace Davis
Brody Martinez
Pomegranates are xenoestrogenic they say
ride a fucking dick I say, you're not taking this one away from me
Owen Davis
Sorostitute pussy.
It's been such a gains goblin in the last year, holy shit. It's what I work out for every day but also what I lay with every night while I drink or smoke.
Sebastian Bell
Bake/broil/grill your wings instead of deep frying, helps a lot. Doesn't help that buffalo sauce is mostly butter and Frank's redhot, but it should help a bit.
Luke Hughes
Eat something else
Asher Brooks
Jayden Cook
My company makes these, i have several boxes of em lol
Blake King
OneBars taste better, contain 0 onions, and have better macros
Elijah Clark
Why? Steel reserve is absolute garbage
Austin Foster
you take that back!
Cooper Young
veggiefag here, I try to eat no processed foods but this shit gets me every time
Leo Lee
>Onions
One bars have onions in them buddy, sorry to tell ya
Henry Wood
These. Every. Time.
John Phillips
I don't drink nearly as much any more, but that's only because I am dirt poor now
Samuel Diaz
Sissy play.
Alexander Morgan
Oof snickerdoodles are delicious
Juan Harris
not even gonna google that.
Jeremiah Robinson
I bet you're fun at parties.
Jacob Cook
I need to stop eating that shit.
Easton Morgan
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this is my one true fetish
Jace Garcia
Asian Twinks
Alexander Gonzalez
RIP
Noah Young
Nothing stands in the way of my fitness goals quite like these fuckers
Christopher Carter
If you knew how many black people were involved with the production of these bars, you might be able to kick them
Isaac Smith
Share asshole.
Easton Hughes
I'm a mutt so it makes no difference for me.
Isaiah White
thought I was the only one
Carter Sanchez
I legit would eat bread with butter, coffee with milk 4 times a day if I could. I guess I could if did cardio and took melatonin every day... Would it be a good idea, though?
Kevin Ross
Also dry rub buffalo is way better calorie wise. Better also imo.
Joseph Evans
I did that for 3 years then realized how flat and joyless my life was.
Robert Gutierrez
Matthew Cruz
This and red velvet ice cream.
Hunter Barnes
mom?
Jace Baker
The Press™ ande the bench press. I can't seem to get out of baby weights