"whats the matter user? I put all of my love and care into this Nutloaf and you don't seem to like it...

"whats the matter user? I put all of my love and care into this Nutloaf and you don't seem to like it. A-am I not a good enough tradwife for you user?"

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That looks good though. What are you gay?

Im sorry honey but that looks a lot like a big poopie.

I'm intrigued. I wonder what's in it.

what disgusting shit is this?

this makes me want to die.
orangutang

Is that some kind of bread made of nuts? Sounds fucking tasty

that looks like fucking oysters my good man

At that point you can't consider it "bread", it's a brick of dried fruits and nuts.

It looks like a brick

>"whats the matter user? I put all of my love and ca.."
*BAM BAM*
IF YOU CRY NOW I WILL BEAT THE CHILDREN TOO *takes sip from the vodka bottle*

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>tradlife
>tradwife
>TEEHEEHEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M A USELESS ROASTIE WHORE WHO CAN'T COOK ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A CANCEROUS TUMOR.

nut bread is actually a traditional type of European bread, pretty common in Nordic countries in early modern history

Yo that's a FUCKTON of nuts, if that's from a first world country that's a very expensive brick

OP left off that the original tweet was a tradwife *making fun* of a woman who cannot cook

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That actually looks like decent snack material. Probably not something I'd have for dinner, but I'd like eating this while watching youtube/anime or playing vidya.
Seems like it might be difficult to cut though. How soft are the nuts?

I know OP and everyone else is disgusted by the picture but I'm intrigued
I'll look for bread like this in my city

That looks delicious, what's wrong with you faggots?

Honestly looks interesting. I'd try it with some jam and then tell her "let's make the next one together but with less nuts and more dough" then kiss her on the forehead, then do a 360 and walk away

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>this isn't tendies
>you're not my mom

and then i wake up

Looks like banana bread with extra nutt

All I want is a trad wife

Too many nuts dude.

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Why not just make trail mix or curry or something. Wtf is this

(OP)
"I think it needs some butter." Then I'd eat a slice and tell her that we can make the next one together if she wants to, then hug and kiss my qt3.14 bird wife.

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Stop letting women meme you into thinking they can cook/bake.