>work 3rd shift 11pm-7am
>at gas station buying beer after work
>normie boomer behind me in line sees my beer and says
>oh that's a great way to start your day
I just got done with work dude I didn't just start my day and furthermore fuck off its none of your fucking business what I buy
>buy KY jelly, a shovel, and some catnip
>no one says a thing
feels good
you should've just told him that. he'd feel like a jackass.
Normies
>look, an excuse to interact with others. Perhaps this stranger and I can pass the time waiting in line learning about each other. Otherwise we will both just stand here, bored
Robots
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did tell him that but without swear words
its just banter man, i worked at a gas station and people joked about that shit all the time. although i can understand just getting off work and not wanting to talk to anyone.
I don't want to talk ever
even at work I only talk to my co-workers what my job requires
just let me drive my forklift, move my pallets, go home, and drink my beer and play my videya in peace!
at least the cashier was cool and didn't comment on what I was buying
based cashier
Three days from now
>tfwnogf
nah dude gfs fucking suck they nag you like they're your fucking mom I never want one again I will happily die alone
>people buy alcohol in the day
>make a comment as i ring them up
>want to tell them i would be drinking at 12pm too but have to be professional
where does this
>its too early to drink
meme come from?
in my state the hours for beer are 6am to midnight. I get done with work at 7am. I sleep all day, and its not like I can drink after I wake up before work, I gotta operate this forklift. so I do it after work but theae fucking normies just assume I'm some raging alcoholic and not just a working man who works the graveyard shift and wants to have a beer and chill after a long night
idk man people love judging others for shit they probably do too
btw guys if you want a cool job and you like staying up late, get a job in a warehouse/factory on 3rd shift. most of the uptight super anal hyper normie people work during the day. most places when you work overnight, everyone is pretty laid back, as long as you get your work done.
plus you usually get paid more for taking 3rd shift, I'm getting an extra $1.50 an hour on top of the regular $14 an hour. its awesome
wow nice thread user great that's a great way to start your day.
*end my day
your morning is my afternoon/evening
>oh that's a great way to start your day
Those are fighting words, I'd seriously consider commissioning a whoop ass if some random normie sad that shit to me.
>buy a bunch of hungryman box dinners
>boomer wine aunt behind me "looks like a bachelor's dinner tonight"
FUCK OFF
tfw I'm between being a normie and aspie
>love to comment on other's purchases jokingly
>don't want people talking to me because I'm awkward if I'm not prepared for an interaction
I'm too tired to fight some normie idiot at 7am over some dumb comment.
not even worth the trouble. after work my feet are killing me cuz my forklift is a stand up model. shit hurts, you're constantly bracing yourself against the movement of the lift which makes it worse than just standing on solid ground for 8 hours
she was right though, wasn't she? ;^)
in my case the normie was wrong, he assumed I'm an alcoholic who has alcohol for breakfast
you better not ever be behind me in a line and say some dumb shit
I am here to make my purchase and leave, I don't need your fucking little comments so shut up
You should have just said some wild shit like "suck my dick with your mothers lip" or something, or "what the fuck did you just say to me faggot?". Or just told him to fuck off and kill himself.
I usually feel the temperature of the person before joking. I'm sure I'd make you laugh you fucking boomer curmudgeon. :3
Its only banter if they can take it back without getting offended. They never can. Say "Its to get your wife in the mood" and see if they just laugh off your banter.
thats not how shit works in the small town Midwest
I may be a weirdo and asocial but I'm not going to cause a scene like some big city coastie nigger
how about you just shut up and pay for your shit and leave
bantz are only for friends and also Jow Forums (I consider u guys my anonymous friends)
I don't want bantz with strangers IRL
self checkouts remove the cashier from the equation but that doesn't stop the retard in line behind you from saying some dumb shit
you better not be getting a cat fucked up, killing it, and then burying it you monster
*and fucking the fucked up cat before u kill it and bury it
>live in non-legal weed state
>go to smoke shop and buy a bowl/bong/whatever because """its for tobacco"""
>duuuuuude you gonna get lit huh?!
That happened to me a couple months ago.
>hey man, where are your bongs
>oh, you mean "water pipes"
>right, for the "tobacco"
>right over here, man
It was a whole lotta "wink wink, nudge nudge" kinda shit. Pretty funny.
Why do people I don't know have to try to make casual conversation with me? Like, what's the point? It's not like they're going to suck my dick if I say nice words to them. At this point, I literally just ignore anyone I don't know and pretend they don't exist when they talk to me. So much fucking cringe.
I don't smoke anymore because of my job but I always thought that was fucking weird
like you can buy the paraphernalia but not the weed
this
especially at a store
we are here to buy things and leave, not make friends
t. "I can't handle light banter from normies"
I don't know you
I don't want your """banter"""
you're just some random fucker impeding my buisness transaction
...which is why we're going to die alone.
Don't you get it? Normies are there to make friends *first*. That's why they have friends. That's why they have gf's
I don't want a gf ever again and only slightly want friends
I've had both in the past and mostly they just take advantage of your loneliness especially gfs
this is why I took night shift because I don't care about having a social life
They're being friendly
They like human interaction and assume you're like them
You I suppose don't like human interaction and I assume that you assume that others don't, so you interpret his saying hi as a deliberate form of aggression
The difference is their banter is relatively light-hearted and contained only to the situation, where as you sperg out and try purposely to offend them.
damn chad chill out you sound like a really angry person
keep posting about this extremely mundane scenario
jesus imagine being this pissed at the world that cashier is living in your head nigga lmaaooo
its funny because people like you get so pissed and make two hour long breads over it. you've had a gf you ain't even a robot or an autist you failed chad
>drinking sparkling piss
Why not drink whiskey, user? It gets the job done faster.
dude you could've just told him the story and made a friendly conversation, but nope you chose to be an autist with his cringey arthur meme
>"or a great way to end it"
Congratulations. You've learned what grace is.
>go to store
>look for almond flakes
>see massive bag (~750 grams)
>look at it, try to think if I'll ever really use them up
>guy looks at me, sees me looking at the big bag of almond flakes
>says "There's smaller bags of those over here" while showing me a smaller bag of almond flakes
>mfw a rando speaks to me at a grocery store
>thank him and put the smaller bag of almond flakes into my basket
I don't think anyone (apart from the staff) has spoken to me in a grocery store in years
>being friendly
>by making a sarcastic comment about what they assume is alcoholism when really I'm just on a totally opposite schedule than day working normies
>have a job
>hurr durr ur a normie
NEETs go kys
you will never feel the freedom of being able to buy your own tendies instead of waiting for mommy to buy some for you
because if I drank whiskey then when I wake up I will still be drunk and I have to drive a forklift, I take this shit serious, if I don't have my full attention and mental faculties I could wreck something or hurt someone its dangerous
>normalfags want to make some friendly small-talk
>be such a brainlet that you take offense and can't come up with some light-hearted banter of your own without crossing the line
Do you like making an enemy of everyone you meet? No wonder nobody likes you.
I just literally just said
>hey man, I just got done with work
Did he mean it jokingly? Cause idk the most appropriate response is to say something along the lines of ahaha damn right or "it's 5 some where amirite"
ur a normie because you've had a gf no one cares about your job nigger
>normies can't go 2 minutes waiting in line without forcing their small talk bullshit on someone
Silence is okay, just buy your shit and get back to work wagey
>be me
>be at government-run liquor store
>shaking because withdrawal
>cashier: would you like to donate to X
>person behind me
>you should really donate!
>come on, just $2 !
>you know, it's going to a really good cause!
>it's ok i actually work here xD
>cashier: can I see some ID
>cashier: can I have your postal code
>cashier: it's for a survey
>casher: how will you be paying
>cashier: do you need bags
>cashier: do you want your receipt
>cashier ignores me for 30 seconds to talk to person behind me which is her coworker or something
what the actual fucking fuck, just give me my shit im literally fucking dying here. Fucking overpaid .gov assholes with a stick up their ass.
not only just commenting on what you buy, why do normalfags feel the need to talk to strangers at all?
>be waiting for the bus, minding my business
>some retarded roastie comes up to me
>"is this the bus that goes downtown"
>it was but I sent her to another stop anyway
what the fuck do you think I am? A GPS? do you know what has a GPS? THE FUCKING PHONE YOU'RE HOLDING YOU DUMB CUNT
>he wants a gf
haha
if only you knew how bad it truly is
so many faggot ass normalniggers itt.
>HURR DURR U SHOULDA JUST MADE LE EPIC BANTER BACK U COULDA MADE A FRIEND xD
dumb faggots, i get your literal livelihood depends on random people having a good opinion of you, guess what, some of us dont give a fuck, and dont want to be talked to.
faggots who say shit like
>HEHE THATS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU
sound like fucking middle school high school girls. kill yourselves.
Haha some guy said that to me at 6am. It really pissed me off. I told him to enjoy his day at work, I was heading home to drink and nap.
see that's the thing
I'm a social retard so I couldn't tell if he was joking or publicly shaming me at 7am in public for "being a drunk" when he has no idea of my schedule
forgivr me for not giving random normies the benefit of the doubt, I took it as an offense
unless they're blatantly acting like a stupid turbo-normie, there's no reason to be an asshole of that caliber. bad user. i hope someone sends you in the direction of a nigger-infested area and they ooga-booga your ass into oblivion.
I don't understand user
who are you mad at here?
>inb4 everyone
although everyone would be an acceptable answer tbqh
won't happen because I know how to read a map or google stuff
t. aggressive autistic brainlet
this behavior is exactly why no one should feel sorry for you.
>buying JD
>hate JD
>boomer behind me
>"I see you know my good friend Jack"
>"ha ha yeah I love this stuff"
>I don't actually
based boomer
government employees are the worst. they get paid shit like everyone else, but since they have a miniscule amount of power over people, they act like an entitled prick to everyone.
the black female ones are the absolute worst.
kill yourself you dumb ass faggot. I'm not op and I dont want or need anyone to feel sorry for me. stop projecting your pathetic ass feminine desires onto me. once again kill yourself.
I can't stand the normalniggers on here who come into every thread about social shit and act like they're some kind of social butterfly. its annoying as fuck
you know what guys I just realized something.
I hate social life so much that I would rather be at work right now. I just have to drive my forklift and do what my boss says and its ok. I don't have to deal with normies. I just drive my forklift, pick up pallets, put them on trucks or in the racks and any special things the bossman says and I'm ok. I don't have to have uncomfortable unpaid interactions with normie scum.
You sound like a woman getting triggered by every little thing and then coming online to your pwecious widdle safe spwace to whinge about if
don't even reply to me if you don't have a job, fuck NEETs
the alternative is getting in a fight at 7am in a gas station and going to jail so yes I'm gonna come to Jow Forums and bitch and your little worthless NEET ass is gonna deal with it
>ree! ree! REE!
ok sweetie, do you want to tell us about how much you hate mankind and how they're worms feasting on this world's carcass?
>the black female ones are the absolute worst.
DUDE I am the guy you are replying to and do not even get me fucking started. How, why are they even in Canada. fucking fat 300 pound bitch with your $14/hour unfireable diversity hire job. They literally always ID me. I had this bitch who kept saying "saki" even though I corrected her to "sake" (sah-KAY) and I nearly flipped a fucking shelf right then and there. I hear in the US it's really bad at the DMV
based Canadabro
and yes, DMV workers don't give a fuck
they take their sweet time even though the DMV hours of operation require many people to take the day off work
as if that's not the case? the average person is practically functionally retarded. its rare i come across someone who doesnt actually seem RETARDED. the average person is massively egocentric and will say something for the sake of seeming smart and feeling smart, rather for the sake of conveying any sort of useful information.