Reptile skin:

Scooby is the prime example of why going outside shirtless is a bad idea. First, he's of Northern Euro descent, and he's living in California. Bad idea. People at that latitude have tan skin for a reason!

He even absurdly blames sunscreen for his condition, when it's obvious he didn't use it frequently enough, or strong enough.

You got muscles? Fine. You should still treat the sun like your enemy. Wear shirts that cover your chest and neck. You can get workout shirts that conform to your chest, so you can show yourself off while still covering up.

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he's almost 60 dude, that's just a 60 year old's skin

That's a 60 year old who's spent his life in the sun. Big difference. Look how his upper chest looks like it's constnatly in a state of sun-burnt?

it's okay to look a little used up in your 7th decade of life

Why do you write exactly like him? I'm expecting you to reply to my post with "LOL!". Fucking undercover Scooby posting about himself.

Yes. But people hung out at the beach and outside back then. Probably wouldn't do the same thing if he were young today.


I have no idea what this product is, but the dude is having a good time, props to scoobs.

Why would Scooby attack himself over something he's very defensive about? Despite his goofy exterior, he's actually pretty stubborn and pig-headed. I've actually got into a debate about him about his sun-burnt skin. He wrote some esssy about it absurdly blaming sunscrean.

>blaming sunscrean
Shitty cosmetics cause skin problems, also often contain endocrine disruptors. I think the shit they used to use as sunscreen had pretty bad sides

I always see that red grainy skin on older guys who roid

It's called being weather beaten you complete numbskull.
It is typically associated with farming and building as these are outdoor year round.
Nowt wrong with having tough skin, in fact I see it as a mark of respect. It is proof of hard work and dedication.

his skin literally looks like hamburger meat

>Nothing wrong looking like a reptile creature from outer space

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Scooby is mysterious.
I once said that I think squats can be safely utilised for older people if they're coached. He asked me if I'd recommend his mother to squat, to which I said something like "Yes, if she can do it with proper form." Then he blocked me on Facebook.
I think the dude needs to lay off his Scooby snacks.

>I think the dude needs to lay off his Scooby snacks.

You mean steroids?

His image is that of nice guy exterior, but he's actually rather bitchy and catty.

Yes. Dude has a short temper, for someone trying to appear zen.

So he's doing it again. He probably won't be doxed this time as no one gives a shit anymore.

scooby is a faggot. what a surprise.

>So he's doing it again.

Shit talking other youtubers?

I'm 21 and have skin just like this.

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This will not happen to everyone, some people are just not made for the sun (I couldn't imagine being such a genetic failure). The prime examples of these garbage genes is of course scooby and also Jews living in Israel (very high skin cancer occurence there).

Fuck off greg

This is the end result of being on a perma microdose cycle of tren.

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D-did he reply?

That's all gay people

I think he banned that guy if I remember correctly

Yeah hes deluded. My dad is a bit older and always shirtless, his skin is the same.

>and also Jews living in Israel (very high skin cancer occurence there).

Because they're ashkenazi, meant to live in northern Europe, hanging around the levant.

>Yeah hes deluded.

It's hard to admit you screwed up and it's your fault.

because despite his "nice guy image" he's seething with jealous and hatred for anyone that looks better than him and has more success than he was -- especially if you're younger. Take the Jeff "Le Cookies are ready" Seid scandal. Jeff never did anything to him and Scooby launched a full campaign against him to bash his image. Gay men like to make you think their lifestyle is totally logical and easy going with tons of easy sex, but the reality is they're always embarrassed.

>Take the Jeff "Le Cookies are ready" Seid scandal. Jeff never did anything to him and Scooby launched a full campaign against him to bash his image.

Oh jeez, a couple of parody vids?

>jew
>northern euro descent
newfags get out

Scooby did it again!

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the videos are one thing, he went on for a couple months with facebook posts ranting about Jeff like a fucking woman. It was hilarious.

A Germanic Jew like Scooby had Jewish ancestors who moved to Europe like 2000 years ago. They heavily intermixed and married. It's why they don't look like middle-easterners.

I genuinely can't tell if scooby is just starting to become a bitchy, cranky old man that hates young people, or he's trying to create drama to push more traffic to his content ala Jason Blaha

>like a fucking woman.

I can't explain it properly in words, but homos really are like women. They can be high test steroid using bodybuilders, but they have a gossipy, jealous, womanly nature to themselves. And the dykes, even if they're super fem, are kind of mannish in personality.

Probably a mix of both.

Seeing as he browsed for a while, even though we may have been the ones who introduced him to the board it's likely he has the standard personality traits that draw somebody to a site like this and lead them to stay. Taking that into account, the way he acts is no surprise (stubborn/bitter/sarcastic) even as a literal gay boomer. I still think he's pretty funny with some good videos despite disagreeing with him on a lot of things.

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>despite disagreeing with him on a lot of things.

Anything meaningful or health related?

Is that Jeff? What happened to him?

Fuck these assholes telling people what they should "stick to", especially if what the person does is give out free information.
It's so dehumanizing to tell someone they aren't allowed to weigh in on certain topics that effect them.
That guy deserves to be banned.

>Be a chad, show off your gains, getting a sexy tan and Vitamin D, and flex on fattys


Or

>hide your body under a hot shirt like an incel, preserving your sickly pale skin and get a permanent farmers tan just so your 60 year old skin is still pale and smooth, and still hidden under shirt.

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>be gay
>get skin cancer AND aids
>die one of the most painful deaths imaginable
not very CHAD like

not really, mostly just think he advocates stricter dieting than necessary bc he can't cook and leans a little more than necessary towards the boomer mentality of the hardest approach is the best approach.

>mostly just think he advocates stricter dieting than necessary bc he can't cook

I'm in the same boat.

he is a fucking hypocrite. always talking about how to help "young awkard guys" but he keeps making videos mocking them because he cannot into midlife crisis.

what the fuck. he's like 60 and act like women.

Whatever, stay the fuck out of the sun.

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At this stage of life, people would be well into raising grand kids. He never had any. There's a big hole in his life. All he does is goes on cruises now.