reminder that normalfags are god forsaken degenerates undeserving of life
This is the enemy
that's pretty impressive honestly. I wish I knew how to kill people by dabbing.
wtf does tifu stand for?
Normalfags are literally the last thing anyone should worry about
Today I fucked up
normies have kids. You don't. Every's specie's goal is to reproduce, you don't. They objectively deserve to live more than you sorry lad
>dude, muh nature
Humans have grown past what is "natural". Do you think living in an apartment building, sitting infront of a computer is "natural" in any way? Practically nothing we do is fucking natural. Even going outside for a walk is often done with shoes and clothes
tho the ones who get the most pussy are the chads and the dominant ones. You can put as many layers of technology and philosophy as you want, we are still animals. We want to fuck we want to eat we don't want to die. There's no such thing as being civilized, it's all a matter of culture. We will always be jealous of Chaddo-Bunga smashing pussy.
Same here, I'd spare nobody.
For real how did that happen
>*gasps* "I need my inhaler.. please.."
>"Don't worry I'll find it for you.. got it!"
>Throw inhaler out of a window while dabbing
She probably got an asthma attack from laughing too hard
> Every's specie's goal is to reproduce
If you live by this mindset, you're not worthy of reproducing. Just shit out more kids and things will somehow fix themselves, right?
>We will always be jealous of Chaddo-Bunga smashing pussy.
Define Chaddo-Bunga please. I might be wrong, but I don't imagine that Prehistoric Chad's high cheek bones and hunter eyes and defined chin did very much to protect him from getting his head caved in with a fucking rock and his harem impregnated lol.
This. We're freaks of nature. And we're socially ostracised because of it, even though the comforts of modern society allowed us to live.
I'd say we're as natural as we were when we were cave men in Africa. Our thoughts, emotions, and actions are still lead by the same chemical reactions they were lead by hundreds of thousands of years ago. It doesn't matter whether we have social structure (not even nearly as complex as animals such as bees and ants I might add), or advanced tools, which aid in our survival. We still run by the basic principles everyone else runs by, we run by the basic principles our ancestors ran by, and we run by the basic principles pretty much every animal lives by. We haven't evolved past anything. If anything, advanced tool use and human social structure are a reaction to combat natural selection, the way any adaptation in another animal (like a shell or claws or living in large groups or a bigger brain) would be used to combat natural selection.
It helped him gather a harem, because it made him look strong. It's called the "sexy sons" hypothesis.
You aren't ostracized, you choose to shut yourselves out from society.
Ahaha AHAHAHAHAAHAH
go fuck yourself
Speak for yourself, I would have lived regardless of my inceldom
natural selection has selected for humans with the ability to think up and use advanced tools.
Sentience was an evolutionary misstep. Just look at the absolute state of humanity. This species is a failure.
No sentient organism is deserving of life. It is our duty as sentient humans to terminate the existence of the human race. For our own good, and for the good of reality.
Sentience comes from non-sentience. Sentience destroys sentience. Sentience returns to non-sentience. It is paradoxically cyclical, perfectly calm in its infinite chaos. Tear down reality so that a new one may arise from the nothingness.
that's being selfish tho but I can't really blame incels for thinking like this.
That's probably not an exaggeration either, dabs are no fucking joke.
>underestimated how powerful it was
>take MASSIVE fucking rip
>immediately run towards a bathroom
>dryheave for like 20 minutes
>end up on a couch
>flailing and screaming
>feel like I'm in a new reality, like sleep paralysis but if I stop trying to wake up I'll die
>girl I'm with is freaking out
>puke on her cigarettes
>she calls my friend who lived next door (I was at her place)
>he puts on Mountain Goats because he knows it'll calm me down
>tries to give me a new pair of pants because I puked on them but they don't fit
>they drive me back to my place
>roommate helps get me into my room
>crash onto bed
>spend the entire next day high and sleeping
Don't do dabs, kids.
Any human with a shred of ability to think should realize their ability to think is what makes them undeserving of life.
If I must die so that humanity and the universe itself dies with me, I would happily give my life. I am not selfish, I am infinitely selfless.
I am the emissary of the Prime, and it has mandated that humans must go, willingly or not.
dont go to school tomorror
How fucking retarded are you?
The post is about the dance move with your arms not your fucking dude weed lmao. Kill yourself.
lmao redditor gets more pussy than robot
We have ascended. The need for pussy becomes irrelevant.
why the bitterness then?