Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill you're selves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
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OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life's who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Jow Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Jow Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Jow Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it's fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. l saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
get the fuck off our board you disgusting normie
oh and btw...enjoy your AIDS from that WHORE
you may be a king in your world
but i am a GOD in mine
don't know if playing along with obvious pasta or just retarded
This shit already was when osama bin laden hit the twin towers
Did these fuckers really fall for this obvious bait?
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU BITCH
too many layers for this dude over here
I miss the times when this was funny. I'd spam /b/ with lots of different versions of this crap. There was the Mexican John, the medieval John, fedora John...
Good old times.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, mother fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Fun fact. The guy in this picture died in a horrific car crash years ago. You can find pictures on Google
his gravestone is probably more chad than you though...
fucking newfag thinks he needs to remind everyone it's pasta to give himself internet points
you and your faggot screenshot disgust me
Hey Faggots,
My name is Yao han , I hate you for each one. You are fat, mental retardation, and still life to spend a day every second, looking at stupid ass pictures. You are in the world's all bad. To be honest, you have any cats? I mean, yes, I would like to make fun of people because of their own insecurity, it is very interesting, but you have taken a whole new level. This is the ventilation of the photos on Facebook, even more than the poor.
Do not be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I am perfect. I am the captain of the football team, the first of my basketball team. What you play sports, jack shut down naked pull the Japanese people "? I also get straight A, beat a hot girlfriend (She just blew my mother Sue cash). You who should just kill all fagots. Thanks for listening.
Related images: This is me and my bitch
Right, you're so perfect you have to pretend to be an internet tough guy on Jow Forums. Pic looks fake as fuck and this is obviously a huge LARP.
this one is just straight up fake and retarded. Do you actually expect anybody to believe this garbage?
I swear this shithole of a site is getting worse every year
Good Evening Homosexuals,
I am known as Jonathan, and I must admit that a rather strong, negative feeling overwhelms me when I find myself in your presence. Verily, it has become apparent that your group has a weight problem, a rather low I.Q., and suffers from various antisocial disorders, perseverating on an obsession with photography analysis. Your existence is culturally bankrupt and socially infectious. Now, be truthful: do any of you know the ways of a woman? I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, but the actions committed here are appalling. Such behavior exceeds the stigma of soiled thoughts when viewing the photographs of acquaintances.
I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I served as the honorable captain of the rugby club, and was one of the most talented members of the polo team in my gentlemen's club. If I may inquire, in which activities does the lot of you partake, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? Beyond the aforementioned traits, I have a pristine academic record and a lover whose body was sculpted by angels (her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold). Homosexuals such as yourselves would be better off terminating your own lives as a favor to the status quo of the general public.
Picture Related: It is me and my lady who partakes in coitus for the sake of a monetary reward. Also, my lover is to the right.
>My name is Yao h...
NO SURRENDA
What's really good witcha?you already know, it's ya boy Ramiro
Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Maria.95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess.[She just blew me, ****was SO cash].know how I pulled her? Being a real man, something you nerds don't know **** about.All you know about is books, while I'm out in da club poppin' bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the lushest breezies in Jersey.
Did I****that skank in the shower just a minute ago?You know i did,it was clutch.And she wouldn't dare cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me?Ask your girlfriend.Know what I'm sayin? Face, bitch.
You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, I roll out with my boys 5 nights a week, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns.When I walk up in da club, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet['cos i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it]to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties.
I'm the hottest guy any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst.I bench240 and do 500sit-ups a day.My abs are hard as a rock and my dick's the size of a cucumber.When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to**** wit a real boss, not a chump change loser like you. Just playin',you ain't even got a girl.All you got is Warhammer.You play that****,imma be playin' wit girls tits in da club.
Don't be hatin bro. Just hit me with your best shot.I'm pretty much perfect.Captain of the football team, have a .312 batting average(not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you pussies under the table..What sports do you do, other than "professionally not getting laid"?I also get straight A's. Dang, you wish you were me!**** aint gonna happen son, you're all wastes of good air who should just kill yourselves.
On the grind.
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Newfags show their power level
>tfw can't post my favorite longcat with the new imposed image resolution limit
Jow Forums will never be the same
Shut up nigger.
You and your plastic gf can kiss my ass.
Hey Atheists,
My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bible
Hey Faggots
My name is Dave Chang and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded virgins who think its the shit to jerk off to anime porn and laugh at stupid ass pictures all day with your stupid memes while I am up in it with all the pussy I can get here at the morgue I work at.
Getting through medical school was easy as fuck and while you laugh at Asians, I got a place in the mortuary field, now I am laughing at you. You are everything that I know that isn't getting what I am while I am doing all the cold bitches up in this place. I feel up more tits in a day than you losers ever will in your life.
I laugh at all of you because I get it all here. They don't mind, because they're not going to say anything. Don't be a stranger, hit me with your best shot. I can guarantee you that I get more than all of you combined. I drive a Nissan 350z, from all the pussy that I rent out to all my friends and their friends. What do you drive, even if mommy lets you drive her minivan? I also got three bitchin places across the city, all with 58" flat screens, decked out with the latest game releases and my precious reptiles.
Check out the bitch I am with now, pic related: she came in 3 days ago from a congenital heart defect. I did her just 5 minutes ago, Shit was so cash. Peace virgins.