Is salsa a secret diet tech?

Is salsa a secret diet tech?
>Low in calories
>Bursting with flavor
>Can add to any bland meal and make it appealing
>Sodium is somewhat high, but can be mitigated with water
>Healthy acids and vitamins

Why arent you guys on the salsa train yet?

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salsa is bomb AF for bulking or cutting. Add to chicken and BOOM welcome to flavortown. When bulking, pesto is another go-to.

is this seriously what goes through a fat fuck's mind?

>maybe i can eat...SALSA
>yeah yeah i can just eat a bunch of salsa then i wont be starving anymore
?????????

Salsa is overrated. Ajvar is the true man's sauce

not every salsa is high in sodium but yeah it's bretty tasty on nearly anything. add it to a garden salad instead of olive oil for more flavour and less calories. you don't really need that omega 6 anyway.

Not OP, but I like salsa because it adds flavor to otherwise flavorless chicken and white rice

Are you fucking retarded?
OP is talking about flavor and making low calorie food choices. Its literally the opposite of being a fat fuck, but actually making tasty healthy meals.

Those digits..

>Sodium BAD!
it's brainlets, get with the times

ITT post good salsa recipes

Not a good salsa recipe, but some hella good salsa I got to taste while on a road trip last year. Sadie's Salsa, so fucking good, especially the spicy ones.

Only if you make your own because sodium.

Anyone got any good no-salt-added salsa recipes? I'm thinking just chop tomatoes, onions, and jalapeños?

> literally 90% carb
> "diet tech"
Maybe if you consider Diet Coke and veggie chips to be dieting.

>make fun of rich fat friend from 5th grade through high school
>he’s the whiny weak fat faggot of our group
>everyone in our group lifts weights
>go to college
>a bunch of us friends rent a giant bro house together
>we put together a fully equipped gym in the basement
>fat friend moves in with us
>fat friend begins to workout and eats nothing but his homemade salsa and chips
>fat friend continuously becomes bigger asshole as his fat body shrinks
>he thinks he’s hot shit but none of us can stand him
>he starts dating some purple haired cunt and she’s always at our house annoying the fuck out of everyone
>he becomes super political and calls us racists and (insert buzzword)-phobics
>I buy a 10 lbs bag of flavorless Carbo Gain, the shit blends in with anything mildly sweet
>add a cup or 3 to every batch of salsa he makes, literally thousands of calories
>he slowly gains all of his weight back
>he starts drinking some kind of diet tea
>add Carbo Gain to it
>he uses a zero calorie sweetener for his coffee
>dump it out and replace it with Carbo Gain
>he uses creatine powder
>POOF! His creatine is now Carbo Gain
>he unknowingly lives on a diet of water and pure maltodextrin for nearly a year

I fucking hated that guy and he moved out of our house being like 50 lbs fatter and probably having diabetes. Never leave your salsa alone with your roommates if you’re an insufferable faggot.

>carbs are bad
okay auntie
its literally vegetables and herbs what the fuck are you on about

Great way to dress a salad

If your food doesn't taste good without zero calorie condiments, should you really be eating it? Thoughts?

Learn to fucking season shit, it's not hard. Chicken is bland as fuck by itself, but mix it with some carmalized onions and garlic pepper and holy shit now it's amazing, magic!

Also kimchi and pickles :D mix that in to some rice and you've got flavor for days

If your chicken needs spices to taste good, should you really be eating it? Thots?

based

Have kimchi or a sauce then

Wow your a cunt

Whats a good salsa i can buy at the store?

Grill tomato and serrano on a pan until burnt. Dice onion and garlic. Add a little olive oil and a pinch of salt with previous ingredients in the blender. Blend until chunky. Best damn salsa for tacos or salads, bbq or carne asada.

based

kek

>maybe I can just mass consume a concoction of watery fruits and vegetables with a little bit of spice
Yes, this is actually how it works.

Wow you're a faggot

>sodium is bad
Why are you faggots so fucking stupid?

I just came visit my folks to the country side and my mom bough a box of tomatoes dirty ship and made like 20 jars of tomato sauce. I grabbed one of those bad boys, poured some hot water and had me some tomate soup.

Holy shit I love food.

absolutely based if true

UR SO DUM BRO UR SO DUM

It sounds good, how hard is it to prep and can you get it at some speciality food stores?

Honestly? Grab some of the fresh pico from your grocery store if they have it, add some salt to taste and lemon/lime juice, then blend it. It’s fantastic.