Prove you're a virgin

i dont even know what a boy smells like

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>lying on Jow Forums
It's ok user-kun, this is a no-bully zone, they can't make fun of you here.

have a porn folder that is over 25 gb

I don't know what girls smell like without all that flowery shit they put on

and it is only pictures

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im disgusted by vaginas

pretty good after a shower, but they start to stink fast, faster than men I'd say. Don't know what's up with that, but there you have it

since im a gril who keeps somewhat clean so ill tell you
im assuming youre most curious about the panties. it has a tangy smell due to the discharge, mixed with natural sweetness of sweat. hair usually smells like natural hair oil with a touch of shampoo. any crevices in the body are sweat, which can smell like bread or spice or even sweet occasionally. i noticed i smell sweeter when im ovulating for some reason or maybe im just turned on by my own smell

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>natural sweetness of sweat.
I just puked in my mouth a bit.

you don't poop from your buttocks, you literal idiot, and that's what people refer as asses when talking about women

The only girlfriend I ever had was for 3 months several years ago and she was hardcore Catholic.

>tangy
You mean sour

thats why girls wear all that stuff. were just as gross as men, as hard as that is to believe. but theyre self conscious of it so they showermax and lotion plus perfume everywhere

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Never had sex with a man or women :(

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no actually i genuinely feel like im sniffing an orange mixed with BO

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wrong mention

Based informative "fembot" now post location so you can fill your orbiter count up

>you don't poop from your buttocks
Yes you do lmao

Please stop, I can imagine the smell and it's making me gag, stop.

not me (but almost me): pic related

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My computer is almost always running at 100% memory usage because of al the porn tabs I keep open, and on the rare occasion that I talk to someone over VC they tell me it sounds like a plane is taking off in my room because the fan is working so hard to keep my laptop from catching fire

Pls describe vagine aroma

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JOKES ON YOU IM INTO VOMIT

no im trying not to get doxxed

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>I get irrationally nervous whenever I talk to a female , even online
>I have never seen boobs or a vagina irl, except for family
>Never even held hands
>Hugged only platonically
>Nobody except for my family has seen my dick
>I browse r9k
>Live at home
>Shitty dead-end job
>No vehicle
I mean, as a male it's kinda hard to prove that you're a virgin but you derive it from the points I just listed

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>JOKES ON YOU IM INTO VOMIT
How do people get fetishes like this?

Holy shit, I'm literally you except you're probably not fat

>Weird fetish

You keep geting better and better femanon

I wear a chastity belt.

Same but no job and i have a car

>into vomit
Ah, nevermind then you can remain anonymous. That shit's gross

because I study computer science

the vagina itself is kind of intricate. the inside smells how it tastes. however everything outside of that kind of smells, stuffy? idk how to explain it. its easier to describe the taste which is kind of the same flavor youd get out of yogurt but less tasty. theres not much salt unless shes been sweating a lot

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I don't know how to kiss

Like what the hell do you even do? I'm well past high-school and college age so being an awkward kisser would out me as the incel I am. It's fucking over

a lot of my fetishes are weird to be fair and thats why im a virgin

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i am not, but i wish i could turn back time and be one again. sex is not fun if it isn't your decision to make

>kind of the same flavor youd get out of yogurt

I don't think it's supposed to be that sour

Meanwhile I'm pretty sure dick is just like skin but maybe a little saltier because of sweat/urine/semen traces

L-L O N D O N
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Name a few more, maybe we share a few.

i said kind of, not exactly. i mean its more like the sensation of eating yogurt, not the actual taste.

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Guys are way more willing to accommodate fetishes, no doubt there are guys here who look twelve and would puke for you

Pretty much the same, except that last part, wtf.

>browse r9k
>128 gb flashdrive exclusively for hentai
>specifically trap hentai
>can't hold eye contact w/ female
>scared of hugging/kissing
>47kg 5'6" manlet

>"kissing is like eating an extremely delicate fruit"
This is what I invisioned when kissing and apparently I've been told I'm a good kisser.
Only thing I took out the bitting, like you're trying to eat with your lips, you go for the girls upper lip when dong this.

I cant look females into the eyes and I feel intimidated by females aswell

>sensation of eating yogurt
>mfw

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yes but theyre not actually 12 so whats the point

pubic hair (especially the smell)
navels
piss
dress shirts (i dont know why)
also this weird fascination for big balls for a while now idk

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Too bad they're not vinyl records, you'd be a rich man.

I'm hairy

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I also have about 100 records, though most of them are recent reissues or compilations by obscure artists who never released an album

Larp, would bang if 5+ tho

Most are of those aren't really that weird or different. At least not by Jow Forums or Jow Forums standards in general
t. Avid /d/ browser

>tfw know how a women smells, how her lips taste and how her breathing can give you an instant boner, but still a virgin
End me pls

I get out of bed while saying "Gamers rise up!".

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Does describing that turn you on? Be honest

You sound like a funny guy user.

nice now be my gf please

Didn't understand the last part. Explain

STOP ORBITING IN MY THREAD RE

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Which part user?
You lock your lips over and under her upper lip, her lips lock over and under your lower lip.
Then you take turns.

Not like you get a gf on here anyway

people always say theyre weird but the only people who try and befriend me are normies who think theyll get a prize out of being my friend since im so unattainable

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It's most likely a LARP, the desperation is making me cringe.

I still have my boy hymen

I don't find females interesting enough to keep conversations for long.
I can't small talk either.
I have unrealistic standarts.
I'm 5'6 (170cm), 116lbs (44kg) manlet and i'm not into femdom. My dick is only 15cm.
I have acne and post-acne scars.
I can't be bothered to be interested in social interactions, i can't fit in any group, i'm neither a robot or normalfag.
I can't listen to "normal" music.

My last social interaction was a tournament at my local warhammer shop

You took out the biting and when you're trying to eat with your,lips you go for the upper lip???

Not desperate, just describing my almost laid situation

im jazz jennings

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I wasn't kidding. Before that i used "Awaken my masters". Catchphrases actually help me get up.

>took away the bitting
Yep, you pretty much softly try to eat eachother, that's why they call it a smooch I guess. You nip her with your lips.
The man here is going for her lower lip, I prefer going for the upper, depends on the person.

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Well, most of the people who post/ask contacts are just failed normies after all. True robos/weird people just shit post and call roasties out. Oh well, maybe you'll find somebody who shares all your fetishes one day.

Moat intimate I've ever veen touched was by my barber who was holsing the back of my head to snip. Honestly felt weird having another person touch me.

im on 4channel

Okay teach me master, how to tongue kiss 101?

Forfot to include my barber is a short bald old man. Never been touched by a female

Takes 2 to tango, you swirl your tongue at the same rhythm as hers, if you're off or she's off you'll end up slapping tongues in eachothers mouth.

Man you're such a pro, what are you doing here?
And do your tongues really just mirror each other?

>Man you're such a pro, what are you doing here?
It's comfy in here
And do your tongues really just mirror each other?
That's what you get if both hold the same rhythm. That's why the meme that women like musicians exist. Rhytm. It's not a "perfect" mirror, but it feels like it was meant to be like this.

I watch animu and read the mango.

I've had opportunities before, i just prefer being alone.

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Why are you turned by piss?
Big balls, as in balls full of semen?
Can you sense people who haven't fapped for a while/ are full of semen?

Maybe I watch too much anime, but aren't the tongues supposed to go around each other? Like ying and yang?

>Never been kissed and am solidly out of college and a wageslave
>Afraid to talk to women
>Skelly
>Big contributor to women hate threads

That enough proof for you?

I am a 21 year old male
I am also 158 cms tall
Should be proof enough

Pull your tounge out and draw circles, voila.

>tongue
Too high for this

That's what I thought. So the mirroring is,more like 2 circles with 2 slightly different starting times?

Circles around each other*

I've never used drugs or drank alcohol

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If you've never smoked we're one in the same

Yeah, I mean, think how tongues work, you can't flip it 360. However you can draw different shapes, you can also go for an 8 or you take turns.

Yeah but technically you could only touch the tip of each others tongue with each other