Fitness admires (fem edition)

God you guys are lucky. Pic related was my first gf, but she was emo back in middle school.

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>be me
>be cardio bunny for a long while to stay trim
>get back into weightlifting
>at friend's house (she has me over dinner once a wk)
>I tell her about the lifting/soreness/why I'm lifting "...so I don't go soft"
>"Oh Come on, user!. There isn't a soft spot on your body!"

Feels good. She's poly and wants to fuck but I have a partner and we're about monogamy.

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Can’t tell if you’re a girl or not

I've never had a threesome. Give it a go or you'll end up old and ugly like me.

her thighs

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It's a dyke. But it's obvious that you knew that.

That's nice, actually. More?

wait a minute i think thats my exgirlfriend as well

Yep, that's right

Awww, have you ever had a threesome? I've considered it but sex with one person has always been good enough for me. Adding more people to the mix sounds exhausting to me.

I'm pretty sure that's my ex

lol you think?, name initials?

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No mired

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She's married now. No point.

Was she the great one? You know, the one that got away? The great white Buffalo?

her name is Johnathan Montgomery she was a mtf transgender but she kept her male name

I ate her ass once

name?

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Hell no. She was alright but nothing to ride home about

Good, good.

Lesbos don't exist.

>ride home about

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>be me
>have friend group, mostly females
>Valentine’s Day, we all hanging out.
>Someone throws on Casablanca and we all sit down and half watch.
>I’m laying down on one of those faggy beanball bags.
>one of the cute single girls in the group gets up to get something
>when she passes lo-key catch her miring me, trying to sneak a glance.
>mfw it made my day

It’s not much, but it’s something. Being noticed is nice

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>used to be 354
>get called big guy
>down to 220
>now called small fry

Go back to being a big guy so I can make bane jokes

im still a big guy
im 6'3''

Fuck off dyke scum

She looks like slender man

>im a zebra i cant hear u bro
>*calls reception girls out and start doing poses*

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make me, you betacuck xD

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For you

That's the wrong tire/wheel for that terrain

I ate her ass once

I'm guessing German

french

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looks like a turkish girl i knew in university. some turks are so hot.

The photo with Indian kids tricked me. Do the French have the India gap year program too?

5'6-5'10 is the best height range for the domination of social situations.
This is because of the "subtle alpha" aesthetics the shorter man always gives off. The shorter man will always dominate through his "style", his "sleekness" and most usually through his intellectual power. Taller men can not pull this off, so they have to dominate in a much "in your face" and "raw" way.

Scat

fuck knows

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They do.
They're just invisible to men 99.9% of the time.