/britfeel/

Can't say no to that lad. Even if she is my mum and she's begging me to get her pregnant

Incest baby retard

>brit/pol/'s fantasies about Nigel being some militant white nationalist who wants to genocide pakis
>gets disappointed when he's not

He was not much different than the current lad in charge only more articulate i think he's just protecting his comfy LBC job

Fuck that cuck what has he ever dont for this country?

hey lads imagine eating a bowl of weetabix but the weetabix was poo and the milk was wee haha

>not getting your mum on the pill so you can cum in her as much as you want

tfw don't have to imagine

is the bowl still a bowl?

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
TASTES OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK

>tfw you will never have a cutie Japanese gf that eats your phone

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miss being a young twink and sucking off hot lads in the sauna

god I wish that was my semen stained five year old phone that has bits of hobnobs stuck in the speaker

What are you now then?

No don't cum in mummy.
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This is obviously a fantasy, or you are a fucking mess lmao.

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Any weetabix world atlas man in?

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OWEN!
OWEN YOU FAHKIN WANKAH!
YOU WANKAH OWEN!

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probably about a quater of the way through cleaning out my shit tip of a room and im already up to 5 carrier bags of rubbish, might have to fly tip a few of these bad boys

These fucking frizzy haired black lesbian porn adverts on Jow Forums are really pissing me off now REEEEEEEE
porn is SO evil

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33 yr old cute lad in dire need of a hair cut

if i was good at photoshop id shop a shit load more cigs into that picture

oi stop kink shaming and let the lad be himself

I would unironically creampie my mum

want to watch cowboy bebop but cant be assed

is radio on?

Imagine being this old and still being on this sight. That's just sad on so many levels

What should I buy the gf for her birthday lads

>wants to be centre-right or full on right wing
>ignores multiculturalism (specifically islam) and free speech issues
man fuck farage, he used to be based but now he just seems like he wants the status quo s he can keep his LBC gig

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I would ironically creampie your mum

Wouldn't bother, she's pretty loose.

People should be shamed. Lack of shame is what has led to degeneration of society.

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nice wee ashtray

This is true kino
>that emotional close-up climax with her cheeks all flushed while she looks at you lovingly

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The ones with the retard stabbing the pillows?

Don't be a cunt just take it to the landfill and pay the fee. I filled 3/4 of a wheelie bin with recycling last time I cleared my room.

i mainly come on here to feel better about myself compared to most of you when im bored

a bull or two - give her what she really wants

>What should I buy the gf for her birthday lads

A PAIR OF FECKIN WOMENS KNICKERS

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He's got a point though, Tommy Robinson is a cunt and isn't anti extremist, he's just anti Muslim. Not every Muslim is bad and shouldn't be judged accordingly.

wheres hostlad gone

An existence

>degenerate tranny junkie who faps to cuck porn
>a self-hating paki
>underaged moonfaced slav
>40-year-old man in a dress
>jewy yank whore who wears nappies
state of the lasses of /britfeel/

don't care how loose
I want a go on that flappy minge

>went bowling alone
>slipped and fell up the isle
>everyone on the isles laughed at me in a massive roar

They were laughing with me, right guys?

Don't care. Post her nudes

youll be cringing over that until you die

Cola isn't bad.

Fucking kek, yes, only just noticed that detail.
I would make a better tranny than most of these retards but I dont even wanna.

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Who are the last two lad? Havent had the pleasure

who's the 40 year old man in a dress?

@49665789
>frizzy haired black lesbian porn
Nawt wrong with that

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I guess that's not working very well then

off a cliff i hope

IT WER ME, I WAS CATCHIN DURTY NONCES

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This is the most non-Zeus post I've ever seen, a measured political statement. Who are you paying to take your place?

is one of those Fleur East from I'm a Celeb?

Why in the fuck would you ever go bowling alone? Fucking creep.

gonna get a bowl of corn flakes desu

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source please lad that looks hubba hubba wouldnt mind being that lad and no mistake

Just getting back to what I used to be, before alcohol.. Takes a surprisingly long time

So if I have cracked the back of my tooth, whats my bodies recovery method? Will my gums just grow up further and cover the crack? I really don't have time to go to the dentist as I go back home in a week and won't be back in my uni town til next year. Its not causing me any pain just a very strange mouth feel. Tooths not wobbly or nowt

DON'T POST SMOL
it's an auto perma for global 1
We lost a dear friend of ours that way.

smol transexual and i forget the name of boomer tranny, i don't know if he still posts i hope not because he was cancer.
oh yes the man faced hon who preys on SP

Wasn't that bad, was it?

Well they've also got an arcade and laser-quest area so I thought I would make a night of it.

Who was posting that slag?

And whats the sugar/honey I put on top?

Probably more at risk and will end up with a gum infection as food gets in there even tiny bits I'm guessing.. Either find a dentist when you go back home or phone 101 or 111 or whatever it is for NHS and ask for an emergency dentist I got in next day

My favourite one is 'Hide N seek' cause I had a very similar thing happen to me when I was a kid.

ShareMyBf - Cecilia Lion and Kendall Woods
Enjoy lads x

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Would girls like this be more receptive to taking my virginity?

Good man. How long you been sober now?

>boomer tranny
still not ringing any bells. any other notable traits?

>Enjoy niggers
No, I don't think I will.

forget about it baka

>that skinny white boi is a virgin!

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Honestly hand on heart, about 6 months or so, a slip up 3 months ago but nothing major and nothing since then, it's a slow and steady road desu mate no other way to go but forward

zeus lad if only you could be this mature about more things in life. you have a good heart

l shit on you

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I'm a tiny-bodied faggot with a baby face, what do I do?

lmao kek fucking based bro

zeus my boy what's going on with the radio?

Aye, always been the class clown attitude, the thing is it's been so long that if I said something articulate and that made sense out loud and someone I knew heard me they'd drop down dead

go to last thread and check replies

first beer hit me a bit harder than I thought it would tbqh

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police helichopper is out again lids, catching wrong 'uns haha

start the radio ffs cmon

on my last cider

you moved up from carling yet?

Nothing, host hasn't been in touch I've not heard from him I can't start it without him phone poster BTW I hope he's OK and I'm sure he is. He'll message in a few days so maybe then

on the carlsberg because its been on offer in the shop, 7.50 for 12
can't complain really.

Is it weird to daydream about being a harsh but fair plantation owner with lots of sexy black slave girls?

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wow this new bulb is pretty bright dont have a lightshade either