That kid thread. I'll start.
>That kid who sexually assaulted some kids in front of a teacher (no action was taken during or after)
>that kid who flashed the class
>that kid who dry-humped a girl in front of her parents
>That kid who would bring his ninja turtles to school, and would always lose them
>That kid who went looking for thr ninja turtles
>that kid who cheated on his gf with a downette
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>that kid who jumped into the rapids to avoid the wasps
>That kid who got kind of popular in the school for lip-synching who never went on musical.ly or tiktok
>that kid who cut her finger sticking it up a dog shark's anus
>when the good guy with a gun is actually a good girl with a gun
>that kid who dry-humped a girl in front of her parents
I have to go more details on that, dear sir..
>>that kid who jumped into the rapids to avoid the wasps
smart man
>that kid who emailed porn to the school printers
>that kid who emailed paintings by Bosch to the school printers under the alias 'Boschman'. Every message he printed was signed 'The Boschman strikes!', or some such bullshit. He was caught, of course.
That was really the extent of it. Some kid grabbed the jewish girl in class and started dry-humping in front of her parents. This was kindergarten when it happened, so it wasn't particularly arrousing.
>That autistic kid who played DS on the back of the bus
>That kid who broke a window by headnutting it
>that kid who slipped on tomato ketchup and broke his leg
>That kid who swung on thechains of a broken swing set with one finger. Fucked his finger up pretty bad and didn't try shit like that again.
Great job reddit!
upboating this spicy greentext
seriously you wave titan reddit bait subhumans need to fuck off and die already kys ffs I have nothing but contempt for you making this place so mainstream
You know you love me baby
>kid who bragged about his non-existent sexual encounters with language like 'Yeah, we totally made beep'. I'n not censoring anything (censorship is for fags), he just talked like that.
>that kid who made a fake sword out of rusty wire
"I can gib muh enuhmees tet'nuss now"
>retard accidentally sticks it in someone's cunt
FOR THE LAST G=FUCKING TIME QUIT POSTING R3DDIT AND WAVE TITAN BAIT FUCK OFF!
>that weird tard kid with the gluten allergy who said he had a girl friend in Florida but conveniently never had proof of her
>those older kids who were rumored to have set up some kind of 'holographic house of horror' in the school vents or some shit
I never learned the details of this, and to this day have never found out if it was true.
No way it was, though. I'm no idiot.
>That tard kid who was incapable of calmly discussing things like a real person
>That kid who picked his nose and smeared it on the bottoms of desks and politely corrected the teachers when they said to stop leaving gum
>that kid who took a briefcase of legos with him whenever he used the bathroom
>That kid who made rape jokes about horror comics from the '50s
>that kid who brought his ocarina to class and wouldn't stop playing it.
Said the teacher was jealous of his talent when asked to stop.
>brazil
>girl
>no fun allowed! you can only use Jow Forums to whine about how girls will not talk to you!
>that one mexican kid who picked a fight with a 7'0 football player
>that girl that everyone thought was a trap
>that kid that tried to make an unironic furry club
>>That kid who made rape jokes about horror comics from the '50s
I would have befriended this kid
What other kinds of ketchup are there annon?
>that girl that got expelled for slapping someone on the top of the head
>that english teacher who graded one assignment based on singing ability
>that kid who dressed as a chicken nugget during assembly
>that kid who asked if they could have 'intellectual excercises such as chess' during PE. Kill yourself.
>that kid who had to be driven home after severe wasp bites on a camping trip. His friend avoided them by jumping in the rapids.
>that weeb kid who threw a fit when someone else picked japan for country reports
I almost promise I've been here longer than you and I really cannot imagine writing a post like this
>that kid who had deluded himself into thinking he was doctor who and that a twisted thing of metal he'd found was his sonic dildo
'He's called duh duhctr, nuh duhctr hoo!'
>that kid who banged plums against desks, and then cut them open, letting the juice drip all over
>that kid who was rumored to have a smurf fetish. he didn't exactly do much in the way of dissuading these
>there was a class activity that involved bringing a doll or action figure to class
>one kid grabs his and his crush's, and when she's not looking, begins putting the two figures in a variety of tasteless sexual positions.
This kid knows his way with the ladies
>She noticed, and he noticed that she noticed. He keeps making Crimson Dynamo go down on Frankie Stein, but maintains eye contact with the girl as he does so.
Needless to say this kid hasn't gotten laid to this day.
>that kid who went dick first into our hot gym teacher's ass during a baseball game which made her quit her job after
>that kid who masturbated under a desk in class in plain sight and proceeded to flash his dick to whoever he sees (later expelled)
>That kid who played "The Thinker" in a school play about european art sho would take of his shirt every rehearsal.
>that kid who would throw the playground equipment into this 3-sided prism of a rockwall we had. A teacher had to jump i there and be pulled out with a rope.
Pic related, but considerably smaller
>that kid who shits in the urinals
Oh god please be real hahaha
>That kid who'd pull his winter beanie over his face and refer to himself in the third person as "Lone wolf"
unrelated, but I love this song
fuck top roping casuals
>headnutting
>(censorship is for fags)
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I assumed it was like headbutting but nut-first rather than head-first
>that kid
>who used
>reddit spacing
What a fuckwit
hope the football player beat that spic's ass; mexicans all think they can fight, but are really just overly emotional little faggots
>that kid who hit another kid with a hefty flashlight and cried when he got hit back with a pillow
>That kid who would avoid mandatory jogs by hiding in a tree
That kid unironically deserves to smash cocktail waitresses two at a time. Holding the eye contact is FUCKING BASED.
Okay, now I feel good about saying that was me
>that kid who fucked your mom
>that other kid who also fucked your mom
>another kid who said they fucked your mom
damn my mom must have really liked call of duty
>that kid who would pour salt out of the salt shakers into his hand and lick it up during lunch
>those kids who would line up in the bathroom to pump the handsoap into their dixie cups and down it in one
This was pretty much everyone
>that kid who did X with Y at Z
what an autist am i rite?
>the autistic asian kid who would sing 'gagnam style' to his reflection
This same kid stole two nintendo DSs from one guy on two separate occasions
>that autistic guy who would sing along with 'Singing in the rain' when we watched it in class.
>No joke, he even gets up and starts doing that fucking 'dance walk' thing at one point
Still taking this class, and he's very much still enrolled, so I have a decent number of stories
>that kid who went to a ghetto daycare where 95% of the other kids and teachers are black, and called a black kid named union a nigger because of his dumbass name, not even knowing what nigger meant, just thought it was an insult then get hated by the whole daycare for the rest of the summer
Tfw the teachers and kids called me racist, and I was only 5yo
Also, fuck you sharquisha and shamar
>that autistic guy who would vocalize the Robocop theme tune
> He did this a few times, and had an introduction to that he'd do
Hai, habbe you herd ob Baul Verhoebem? Mabbe you heard ub some ub hiz wurk: Sarshibb troobberz, Hollow bab, amd ub courze (INSERT VOCALIZATION) Robocob
>that one kid who identifies as a cat and even thought it's not her name sent the school to court for not it "kit"
>It was also that kid called in a false bomb threat on me and got me expelled for a meme
Never even talked to her once but a lot of people knew her for the fact she was literally a subhuman like some of the tards on here
>that kid who climbed into another kid's bunk during a week-long camping trip
>that girl who made an entire independent documentary about her first boyfriend
It's around the 28 minute mark of
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>That one kid who we referred to as Trifecta because he had been caught eating his boogers, earwax, and some of his own shit
>That one kid who was a Japanese history weeb and would wear a rising sun bandana every friday
>That one kid who passed out and left a fucking dent in the concrete he hit his head on
>That one kid who would switch from being a total commie to a hard right fascist every week, unironically
>That one kid who all the pretty girls loved despite looking like a hard 6
>That one kid who would ""try"" to ""argue"" with the Master-degree teachers about their fields
>That one kid who nearly blew up our science lab
>That one kid who got hit by the real rock instead of the fake rock a teacher kept on his desk
It was just a real rock that day, I guess
>That one kid who deleted like half of the yearbook near the deadline
>That one kid who was a prolific cheater, and yet any girl that got with him would claim he was misunderstood
>That one kid who got arrested for having a machete and something like 2 dozen needles in his car
>That one kid who set a tree on fire
>That one kid who tried to make a blowjob a 5 minute joke, for theater.
School was neat.
>That kid who went looking for thr ninja turtles
my fucking god idk why i laughed so hard at this
No he beat the other guy up then went to bang ur mom
>That one kid who got hit by the real rock instead of the fake rock a teacher kept on his desk
a rock on a desk, why?
Teach liked to threaten unruly freshmen with the fake rock, and he'd occasionally break out a real rock for seniors (since they knew the other rock was fake) on the block days he had them.
He was old, and practically acted like a tertiary principal, he was great.
my fucking god
>the discipline rock
>that kid who started an ironic mini-cult thing
>Basically, we'd throw a stick into the rapids that the one kid jumped into to avoid the wasps
>We'd then run left of where we'd thrown that stick and there'd be a bigger one.
>One kid started saying this was because of a spirit/goddess/thing called "Oheyah" or something.
>Some of the older kids joined in as a joke, but him and the other kids who where there first seemed to be deadly serious about the whole business
>that kid that got bullied for having a big dick
>That one kid who told everybody about his video game idea he was going to develop when he grew up. He would then immediately start shaking them and asking them to swear they wouldn't steal it.
I'm totally gonna
Please do steal it from that faggot kid
>that kid everyone thought was a narc or a pedo
I mean you should have seen him. he looked way too old.
>that one kid who smoked pot in the school bathroom
>that kid who used a picaxe/sword to mine dirt instead of his hand/shovel, lowering the picaxe/sword's durability
fucking cringe
That little girl in pink is pretty chill.
Better yet, I'll reveal it on this thread.
> It was called "Arkaidin's adventure". it was about two brothers who were gods or dragons or some shit.
>The good one was called "Arkaidin". Not sure on spelling, but that's how he said it. Anyway, the bad one conquers the mystical land of something-or-other with an army of shadow things.
>Arkaiden then goes on an adventure to his eeeevil brother's spooooooky castle with the help of a tree-person, a unicorn or some shit, and a purple thing. I think. This was some years ago and I'm hazy on details.
One of you turn this into a shitty mobile game. That'd be hilarious.
>"Don't steal my idea that's like every other game"
>That kid who spent robotics class googling random keywords followed by 'dalek'
>that kid who threw a stapler at the chalkboard
>that kid who scooped up an ant hill with his bare hands and brought it inside
>that kid who brought a bag of rocks for show and tell
>that kid who walked into the bathroom with his pants down spraying piss because this was first grade
This kid was full of unoriginal ideas for games. And he always expected everyone to keep it a secret, despite telling everyone. One of them was about a guy with claws, a guy with shadow powers, a guy with leaf powers, and a guy who kills people just by being within an inch of them. They had to save their yet-unborn sons in the future with time-travel.
>that girl who thought that stew was 'make-believe'
>that girl who told everyone you could remove ant bites with milk
>that PE teacher who believed in crystal therapy. He'd even bring one of his bullshit crystals and rub it on the kids who got scraped up during PE.
In hindsight, the rubbing-the-crystals-on-children thing may have been how he got off
>that kid who was scared of falling off one these mini geodesic dome things that we had in the playground. I'm talking nine-or-ten years old and he's frightened of falling off of something THAT FUCKING SMALL.
pic related, not the same one, but one of them
>that teacher that insisted she read us the entirety of the big apple barn series
>that kid who told everyone about some hentai sex sim he was playing during morning announcements
>that kid who could draw really detailed, beautiful troll faces
>that kid whose lunchbox exploded
>that other kid who's lunchbox caught fire
Kek that was me. Never got caught
>that kid who forgot to lock the one-person bathroom and got caught masturbating
>that kid who bragged about fingering a girl in the hallway
>that kid who spent most of the after-school program stuffing his face full of bumble bars
>that kid who took a shit in the legoes
>that kid who kept bugging everyone aboutt his dad's shitty songs
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>that kid who got caught killing a squirrel
>that kid who would go in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl
>that kid who thought that Stephen King's Dark Tower was Warhammer 40k
>that girl who brushed her teeth with tea
>that girl who scratched her vag against trees
>That kid who sexually assaulted some kids in front of a teacher (no action was taken during or after)
fuck you Daniel
>that one kid who does the naruto run when crossing the street(he was in high school)
>that kid who would draw furry comics
>that kid who sat in the corners reading a book with big ass headphones
>that girl who got a butch haircut
>that kid who sold weed
>that kid who begged other kids to sell him cigarettes
>that loud black girl who was cool because she was the only loud black girl in the school
>that beta freshman who walked around saying random russian phrases to people
>that chubby asian kid
>that autistic girl who had no sense of personal space
>that kid with ADHD who wouldn't shut the fuck up
>those african kids who wore suits the first day of school
>That kid who would spin in circles while shouting "NINJAGO!"
>That kid that would ALSO spin in circles yelling "LET 'ER RIP!"
>That jewish girl that pretended to be a dreidel
>that kid who always bragged about having a gf but always said she went to another school
>that kid who wasn't actually lying
>that kid who sat in the corners reading a book with big ass headphones
Had a fat kid who was exactly like that. He wore those things all the time never took them off
>that incestuous couple
>that kid that thought nadsat sounded cool out loud
>that kid that was 'mentally special', meaning he would periodically get up and start jumping
>those teachers that were fucking
I could've died user, I have have a soft skull
>those kids that spent shop pretending slabs of bamboo were katanas
Arms were broken, Kurosawa jokes were made, and a few students were sent home.
>nadsat
wat
>that kid who stabbed another on the head with a mechanical pencil and tried to say the blood was Pepsi
>that kid who tried to rub my bulge in the middle of class after I told him to stop, we aren't friends any more