What does your "squad" look like? Are you Jow Forums, /fat/ or /ffs/?

Jesus... the normie girl on the far left is a 9/10 compared to the rest.

Not to mention she's getting squashed.

Don't worry about being a manlet. 5'6-5'10 is the best height range for the domination of social situations.
This is because of the "subtle alpha" aesthetics the shorter man always gives off. The shorter man will always dominate through his "style", his "sleekness" and most usually through his intellectual power. Taller men can not pull this off, so they have to dominate in a much "in your face" and "raw" way.

>tfw one of my best friends I made in college tried to fuck my girlfriend in my basement at our new year's eve party and I had to start the year permanently losing one of my crew to betrayal

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those people honestly seem pretty cool
my friends are all normies

Based

It's only been a couple of days and I'm already sick of this pasta

cope

Well, if he was capable of doing that he was a garbage being to begin with. He didn't deserve your friendship. Think about it this way.

So close, yet so far

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...

Yeah I know, it's a necessary thing. Glad he showed his true colors early I guess, it's just so strange when you think you're close to someone and they can be so callous and malevolent.

Nobody WANTS to ride solo that's just anime bullshit.

I have two friends and they're both 4/10 mixed race manlet mutt American engineers. I'm 6'3'', white with blond hair, a good face, and I'm built, but I was also super autistic all through highschool and none of my college friendships lasted past graduation. Idk, they're fun bros to hang out with and I get most of my women off tinder so it's nbd. I'm pretty happy with my life but sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were more social.

Also, both of my friends are skinny cardio fags. I'm the only one in our group who lifts.

Who are these people?

I kinda want to bang the bald one

kick the shit out of him

me too he's cute

Roll

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Friends of a bizarre Russian female bodybuilder.

Rolling for weird albino chick that either has huge really sagging tits and goes around without a bra or she has torso tumors.

Oooof

rolling for 6

uhh... this might be ok...
Hmm...

Whatever, I bet I can get pretty swole from all the test that oozes out of her pores.

Why not

here goessss

roll

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Rolling plz no 9

Let's play guess the number of dicks in this pic. I guess 4

Give me the albino mami or the melanin queen

My gf and I are the only ones who aren't DYEL

Rest of my friends are ottermode

Even then, I'm forever "strong otter" because I literally cannot consume more food than I already do. Every day I eat until I'm nauseous and I never gain weight.

Feels bad man

>you got bargain-bin Machine Gun Kelly

Yikes.

I've been there man, stay strong, stay ruthless, do not forgive & never forget

uhm CICO bro. The LAW of Thermodynamics applies to you to. You're lying about how much you eat (hardly anything probably).

Predictable response

I KNOW I'm not eating enough in terms of "muh thermodynamics." That's not my problem. My problem is that if I ate more, I would literally puke. Every day.

just count ur calories and eat more than ur tdee what's so hard to understand ffs

The problem is that, when I puke, I lose at least half the nutritional content of the food I ate

>Rolling for weird albino chick that either has huge really sagging tits and goes around without a bra or she has torso tumors.
Heh, nice try kid. Watch this...

underrated

Me and the squad hanging out having some snacks

;_;

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is the 2nd one a tranny

Left to right: the one who must not be named, Tankette, The Fister, Lady Death, Deandra, Dennis, Il Monstrinho.

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I would happily welcome this group of misfits into my extended squad

We're all different forms of DYEL

>Me
My arms are big enough that people have noticed and I have a good frame, but I'm still at about 23% bf and my legs are DYEL af because of a knee injury from last year. Working on them tho

>Friend #1
Super skinny, doesn't look like he lifts even with his shirt off. Works out, but I don't think he gets enough protein and he probably stays up pretty late because of his Overwatch gang

>Friend #2
He started working on regular fitness, but I think he caved and decided to try for a bloatmaxx. He's fairly strong, and his arms are decently juicy, but he had gyno in high school and it's starting to come back. Still pretty much the most "this guy lifts" out of all of us

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one last job..

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I know that feel. Started out last semester finding out that one of the guys in our friend group tried fucking my other pal's gf's 15-yo sister while she was drunk

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me on the right. gym bro on the left. this is my squad

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We've got this

8 please

My boys;
>3x underweight skinny sickcunt stoners
>1x ex obese stoner now normal weight
>1x obese funny cunt who somehow has a 8/10 girl
>1x my twin, average but cant get fit as he throws up doing exercise
Then me, a DYEL who doesn't smoke etc.

It's not your sister moral fag

Roll

Rolling

What are we rolling for exactly?

hmm

we call each others ,,woj'' instead bro. that should tell you something

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rolling for that mystery meat

Eat high caloric density foods retard

Gib albino gf

Surprisingly? so few people on Jow Forums actually lift judging by the responses in this thread.

gimme gimme rololol

Underrated.

2-3 PLEASE GOD

Roll

>those fat as fuck tiddies on the albino goth

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No, they are different level bosses you have to defeat at the top 6 levels of a casino that you're taking by force. The albinos are a double boss

I prefer to ride solo if the only other option is to ride with normies.

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IS THAT THE ALBINO MUTATION BROTHER OF JEFF IN THE BACKGROUND FUCKING KEK

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9 pls

All my friends are manlets but they're finally going to the gym at least.

go

Pls be good to me

Roll

It doesn't look like him at all, you faceblind retards
Probably samefag too.

rolling for 9 luck be on the side of the BLOAT

Rolling is the only way to go

FUUUUUUUUU

>1x obese funny cunt who somehow has a 8/10 girl
Theres so many of them. They're the reason I started eating more as a skelly and eventually then ended up also lifting. You guys think its because fat is the new normal?

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