>"You got me a present for Christmas, right Onii-chan?"
"You got me a present for Christmas, right Onii-chan?"
s-sorry karen. here's a gift card. you can pick something out, right? i should get going now haha.
No, I got one for someone better.
>"I hate you, Onii-Chan!"
>Yes, I did.
>It's in this box.
>Sorry, I have to keep holding the box while you open it
Nope. Maybe if you weren't such a cunt, maybe I would've gotten you something.
>*Opens box
>"It's exactly what I wanted!"
>*Gives you hj
Birthdays and Christmas, our family just buys each other gift cards because we don't know each other well at all. I bought my sister a gift card to spend at Debenhams and she bought me a gift card for Superdry. I am a hiki, so a gift card for new clothes is just wasting money. I wish the whole exchanging of gifts thing just went away. It's more of a nuisance than something to be happy about.
IF I HAD A LITTLE SISTER I WOULD SPOIL HER SOOO MUCH AND HOPEFULLY COME SLEEP ON MY BED WITH ME ON THOSE HARD TO SLEEP NIGHTS.
I hope you never stay close to any female...
Akarin would make the best little sister!
Forgot to get cards, thanks for reminding me. Can get a pack at Marie Curie for 99p, pretty decent. Eh, yeah sure I'll get something.
>tfw you want to be konata just so you can wear that comfy Christmas attire, hug yourself and internalize a sense of superiority over those who are on their desk-top shivering because they lack the comfy things in life.
Weird present user, then I suppose with technology being cheaper its something that'd fly right hence to make sure that it doesn't come out and go mental it'd need to be held? Come to think of it, what are toys like these days? Is Scalexric still a thing? What you say kind of reminds me of this time when there was a bird in our chimney and I had to get a walking stick to pull the fella out then as it got out its wings went mental and it flew against the ceiling causing the room to get covered in soot. Fun times.
Sex with her would be the best.
of course, i bought you a very original gift
Akarin is pure and seeing as I am her onii-chan, it is my duty to keep it that way forever.
this thread is full of weebs
As Jow Forums should be
>Akari is pure
Remember the time she slept with Chinatsu?
>don't have a lot of money
>don't know what to buy for people
makes me feel like I'm being selfish a little more each year
I know I was being ironic
Simply girls being girls, friend. They can't really love each other.
The cope lol. Lolis are meant to be lewded. Your pure loli bs should be on reddit where others would agree with you
Nothing lewd about Chinatsu being a bully. It's plain mean!
Chinatsu isn't being a bully. She's trying to fuck