This is Las Vegas. Say something nice about it

This is Las Vegas. Say something nice about it.

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Fremont street is pretty fun

Fuck off Las Vegas Board of Tourism, stop making these threads I'm not visiting your city.

The girls are so friendly.

I was just walking down the street with a friend, and some girls asked us if we wanted to party. So social and accommodating.

Stop hating on the fine Las Vegas Board of Tourism!!!

Haters gonna hate *bling bling*.

Food's okay

>Mfw when no-one chimed in and told me they were prostitutes.

Joke ruined.

It looks pretty from a safe distance.

The best part is that he never found out they were prostitutes, you ruined the joke

Nevada has no income tax. That must be really nice.
t. new jersey

I prefer the wasteland, to be honest

I've never seen anything like this place

A city devoted to vice and sin- what's not to love?

It's true, I didn't lol.

My friend dave, who I was walking with told me.

Looks like a great place for some target shooting

T. Edgelord

Real funny pal

>T. Edgelord
>Real funny pal
>reddit spacing

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Actually, that's not Las Vegas. That's the unincorporated area known as Paradise. It exists so the casinos can skip local tax laws.

Shut up fuckboy

It sucked irl but at least it inspired the greatest video game ever made

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I hope someone kills your family right in front of you

icy ice

Based and new vegas pilled

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legion is for fags that like to wear skirts and play dressup as gay jockies

why are there so many las vegas threads on r9k recently?

is the vegas tourism commission trying to get neets to gamble? seems a bad strategy

Some neet on Jow Forums lost over 100k gambling, seems like a great target market

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Legion is for chads who don't cry over a few burned whores

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Yeah but he got the money from his parents, that's not gonna work most of the time.

plus he lived in vegas right? so ya know most of us don't live there

Go on vacation there you GOOF!

I've been to vegas before which was fun but I didn't spend anything like 100k

I actually got lucky and ended the trip up $300 so nothing the vegas casinos would care about.

>I actually got lucky and ended the trip up $300 so nothing the vegas casinos would care about.
That's some genuine good luck bud, only the really lucky are really skilled make a profit in a casino.

I recently moved out of this city. Kinda miss it compared to where I am now. Not telling where I am now, btw.

Good for you my fine lad

>Las Vegas
Its even better when everything is comped

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Yeah it was pretty cool but all lucky really. First day we were at NYNY and I was waiting for the rest of my friends to get off the rollercoaster, so I put like $10 in a nickel slot machine and won $200. I was only playing for a free beer anyways.

I brought $300 in cash that was my gambling/fun money and was gonna be done after I lost it but I won a few bets of around $50 so not bad cause I never gambled before.

vegas is fun, but filthy. I liked it though

Wow, keep it up with that edge!

The trick is to quit while you're ahead, but obviously if you're trying to make money you never do that.

stephen paddok broke a united states record there

>Quitting while you're ahead
>Quitting gambling

Buddy, that's fucking pussy mode. If you don't gamble until you're out of money you're not gambling, you're pretending to gamble. Real gambling is throwing your rent money down on craps, going up $5,000, and blowing the whole damn 5k trying to get even more money and then eating the free buffet you just got comped.

>If you don't gamble until you're out of money you're not gambling,

SEems pretty dumb to me lmao

All I know about Las Vegas is from this man who lived there.

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Only good Vegas.

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t. peasant without comped sushi

I bet you've never even gotten a comped drink

I live here and it sucks. Can't find a decent job that isn't fast food.

Don't give up my lad

user it's been 6months and I've been applying to job positions all last month with zero interviews and rejection emails...

Henderson is pretty cool

>Live in Henderson
More like pretty boring. Nothing to do here at all. Only cool thing about it, it's the safe part of town and don't have to worry about getting mugged or blacks.

Work a year of fast food then find a different job my fine man

It was pretty funny when that faggot snapped and killed a bunch of people and I hope it happens to you and it's so awkward on the memorial page about your pathetic life that you arnt even included

Why are you so angry? Calm down.

Fuck you and stupid Vegas threads you stupid asshole

The game was good but The Strip was underwhelming.

I hate country music and the inbreds in my town that are living breathing country music stereotypes.

Dude did the world a solid.

>worlds biggest tourist trap
>hookers and degeneracy everywhere
>overpriced restaurants
>overpriced attractions
>overpriced hotels
>basically one big money pit

lol Say something nice about it

I live here and it's fucking terrible

Know any good places to work at?

I was just there in july, stayed at the Cosmopolitan went to the CVS and just loaded up on Mango Vodkas, 2 litres sodas, ramen noodles, and various snacks, since I was only there to accommodate my mom who has Rheumatoid arthritis, I just stayed in the room with my Laptop.

Basically the same shit I do at home but in one of the prettiest regions I've seen so far. Here's a photo.

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Glad you got some booze, soda, and noodles. Sorry you didn't go out at all :-(

I actually thought ops photo was mine.

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>tfw you will never walk around the strip or hangout with another Robot

It's next to Henderson and Henderson is a nice city.

I am NEET. Never had a job

Any hendersonfags want to meet up with a Robot?

It's better than two Las Vegas'
MR 6666

ok. I am not gay though

I'm not gay either. Just know I'm very ugly.

Vegas has a good number of buffets per capita

hello fellow hendofag

What's up my dude how you doing

nm man freezing outside while i have a smoke about to go to bed
what about you

Trying to look for a job but no luck.

go to a job fair man
no bullshit i went to one at the goldcoast and ended up netting a pretty good job on the strip

Never been to a job fair and I have social anxiety. What do you even do at a job fair?

there are a bunch of companies set up and you can give them or grab and fill out resume/applications. sometimes you can even get an interview on the spot

Oh shit where do I look for these job fairs?

A really awesome shooting took place there