hey kid, you want a blowjob or something?

> hey kid, you want a blowjob or something?

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I wanna cutesy tomboy gf to succ me

>no penis
I will have to politely decline ma'am

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Live in a poor neighborhood, I lost mine to a bored older girl pretty much the same way.

>converse shoes
That's a yikes for me

Yes please, Miss

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YES MOMMY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME THE SUCKY SUCKY

> no penis
check again

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"Yeah, know anyone who can deepthroat?"

no blowjobs are feminine, you can lick my balls tho

why are there no search results for the godess?
Who is she OP?

I'd prefer some good 'ol doggystyle if it's on the menu.
But a blowie Joey would be fine.

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I'd rather beat her senseless instead.

I hope this girl never sees the kinds posts associated with her picture on here.

I mean, I don't mean to be presumptuous but I think she wouldn't care.

>blowjobs are feminine
what has this world come to

Not from you, blonde roastie. Only qts can touch my katana

>Live in a poor neighborhood, I lost mine to a bored older girl pretty much the same way.

Similar here. We moved to a trailer park when I was 13, and the place was swarming with horny, white-trash teenage girls. It was actually a badge of honor for a girl to lose her v-card as young as possible. On most nights, I could walk 50 steps outside my trailer and see a gaggle of teen girls smoking and drinking and talking (usually about sex). Right away, I noticed that all a guy had to do was bring over a couple of beers and hand one to the girl of his choice -- and then when he got up to leave, she would usually follow him. Just two weeks after moving there, I was hanging out with them, and a 17-year-old amazon gave me a shoulder touch, and I followed her to her trailer where she deflowered me.

no thanks, I dont want a blowie from god damn prince charming

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> hey kid, you want a blowjob or something?
no, I want you to fall in love with me.

Honestly, that's fucking hot. I'm jelly

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>tfw will never expirence this
so unfair!!!!!!

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why does every suburban girl look the same.
you know her dad works at like dell or some shit and posts on reddit.

yes they are, you're laying there and not doing anytthing. that's feminine. Manly would be to take the lead

>I didn't get to live in your shitty white trash neighborhood growing up
No fair, that sounds hot

God damn it I would KILL to experience something like that

Kinda fucked up. What was it like (green text?)? Do u regret it?

Yeah, trailer park living can be shitty but there's some small benefits like the ease of sex due to trashy people.

>tfw had a relationship with both a neighboring trailer girl and her mom

that perfectly describes my experience growing in a 3rd world shithole.

>ignoring the superior and masculine act of skull-fucking
Coward.

yungdari on instagram originally

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lucky bastard

origipapa

Damn, three whole years? How'd he manage?